I got doused in pepper spray for Saint Pattys Day AMA.

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

It loving hurts like a bitch even 12+ hours later

# ? Mar 18, 2015 19:56

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 15:33

Iseeyouseemeseeyou: Jan 3, 2011

too bad it didn't stop you from posting about it

# ? Mar 18, 2015 19:57

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
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why do the american music awards have pepper spray? are they trying to control Diddy or Kanye?

# ? Mar 18, 2015 19:57

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

How does pepper spray taste? Do you think it would work on tacos? What about in scrambled eggs, or a pot of chili?

# ? Mar 18, 2015 19:58

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Nigmaetcetera posted:

How does pepper spray taste? Do you think it would work on tacos? What about in scrambled eggs, or a pot of chili?

it tastes like pain It makes you choke and fucks up your throat so you can't really taste anything

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:00

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 252 days!)

Eat the dick, Leo

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:00

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

LeoMarr posted:

it tastes like pain It makes you choke and fucks up your throat so you can't really taste anything

So I should have sour cream on hand when enjoying pepper spray?

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:00

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Were you at the Wrigleyville McDonalds?

quote:

3:13PM � Report of a man threatening passers-by with a knife outside the Wrigleyville McDonald�s. Cops find no one.
4:19PM � �20 men� fighting inside the Wrigleyville McDonald�s.
4:28PM � Need an ambulance at the McDonald�s for a man with a head injury.
4:33PM � Officers need more units at McDonalds!
4:35PM � Keep sending cars to McDonalds.
5:29PM � Man in the 3900 block of Janssen is calling 911 on behalf of his roommate who got beat up. Victim tells officers that he was just moseying along past the Wrigleyville McDonalds about 20 minutes ago when a group of people �cold-cocked� him. Ambulance requested. Battery report filed.
6:20PM � Three white guys are fighting in the Wrigleyville McDonald�s.
12:27AM � They need an ambulance at McDonald's. A battery offender is bleeding from the mouth. He's handcuffed for his trip to Illinois Masonic.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:00

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

i bet you deserved it

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:02

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Nigmaetcetera posted:

So I should have sour cream on hand when enjoying pepper spray?

yes the fat from dairy products neutralized the burning agent so it would be a good idea to have on hand

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:02

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

How did you remove the pepper spray, op

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:03

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

To get it out of my eyes I got in my car and blasted a fan directly onto my face while blinking profusely, then I used paper towels to dry the tears which had the chemical agent in them.

To get it off my skin I covered my arms in milk to neutralize the burning agent long enough to cover myself in vegetable oil for about 10 minutes. I then wiped the vegetable oil off my skin with a dry paper towel.

To get the residual stuff off I used warm water because it activates the burning agent to find the spots it was still on, and used Dawn/water to break down the oils.

then I went to sleep, it still burns the back of my neck and little bits are still on my arms.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:06

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

LeoMarr posted:

To get it out of my eyes I got in my car and blasted a fan directly onto my face while blinking profusely, then I used paper towels to dry the tears which had the chemical agent in them.

To get it off my skin I covered my arms in milk to neutralize the burning agent long enough to cover myself in vegetable oil for about 10 minutes. I then wiped the vegetable oil off my skin with a dry paper towel.

To get the residual stuff off I used warm water because it activates the burning agent to find the spots it was still on, and used Dawn/water to break down the oils.

then I went to sleep, it still burns the back of my neck and little bits are still on my arms.

the life of a minority

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:07

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

So what were you going to get pepper sprayed op. I mean you probably deserved it

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:07

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

I had to get OC sprayed and I was eating red hot spicy chili later that afternoon.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:07

it is: Aug 19, 2011; by Smythe

Have you considered not breaking laws?

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:10

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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were you being detained?

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:12

spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

why do you go out on amateur night?

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:12

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

bradzilla posted:

So what were you going to get pepper sprayed op. I mean you probably deserved it

My company decided in a drunken Saint patricks day party to host pepper spray duels. So all of us sprayed each other infront of the wives and girlfriends for their entertainment.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:13

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Why didn't you stare directly into the spray and bellow at the top of your lungs "loving BRING THE HEAT YOU BITCH BOY!"?

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:13

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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LeoMarr posted:

My company decided in a drunken Saint patricks day party to host pepper spray duels. So all of us sprayed each other infront of the wives and girlfriends for their entertainment.

I say it every year, but Retard Fuckface Shitbrain Ltd. really needs to rethink their holiday parties

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:16

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

LeoMarr posted:

My company decided in a drunken Saint patricks day party to host pepper spray duels. So all of us sprayed each other infront of the wives and girlfriends for their entertainment.

Next time save the Feats of Strength for the not-real holiday Festivus.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:17

it is: Aug 19, 2011; by Smythe

LeoMarr posted:

My company decided in a drunken Saint patricks day party to host pepper spray duels. So all of us sprayed each other infront of the wives and girlfriends for their entertainment.

Do you or any of your coworkers have husbands or boyfriends?

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:18

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 252 days!)

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I say it every year, but Retard Fuckface Shitbrain Ltd. really needs to rethink their holiday parties

Its for OUR amusement, not theirs. loving chattletards.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:20

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

LeoMarr posted:

My company decided in a drunken Saint patricks day party to host pepper spray duels. So all of us sprayed each other infront of the wives and girlfriends for their entertainment.

They were going to promote the first person to be less insanely retarded than the rest of you and refuse, for showing initiative, and for not being pepper sprayed by your boss in front of your laughing wife who then blew him in the toilets while you were crying and wiping yourself down with vegetable oil.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:21

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

too bad it didn't stop you from posting about it

Yo give me the details on that razor thing in your sig.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:23

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

They were going to promote the first person to be less insanely retarded than the rest of you and refuse, for showing initiative, and for not being pepper sprayed by your boss in front of your laughing wife who then blew him in the toilets while you were crying and wiping yourself down with vegetable oil.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:24

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Weird, I thought NYC was cool with all the gay pride marchers, OP.
Sorry for your mistreatment.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:28

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

the police should abuse more goons imo

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:28

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

We just used regular milk with soap in it.

Not being a bitch helps too.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:32

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Did this prove to your wife that you are in fact heterosexual

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:33

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 252 days!)

Alan Smithee posted:

Did this prove to your wife that you are in fact heterosexual

other than the aggravated rape in the jail (he started it crying until he was bottom), then yes.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:36

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Which do you like better: greek yogurt or regular yogurt?

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:37

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

LeoMarr posted:

truly we are all fedora bearers before Cool Dude Who Assaults Himself With Riot Control Weaponry To Amuse His Boss

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:47

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

ghlbtsk posted:

Which do you like better: greek yogurt or regular yogurt?

Obv Greek

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:49

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

Boss: what's that you've got there, Terry? Skittles? We know what that means!

Terry: oh gawrsh!

Bitch Terry produces a Kel-Tec PF9 9mm pistol and shoots himself repeatedly.

Boss: that's my Terry!

The audience laughs.

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juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

congrats at being so bitchmade that you spent your st patricks day causing yourself intense physical pain for the entertainment of your corporate superiors

while probably wearing a stupid green hat

# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:52

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