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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I'm not even fat and my trouser Titan is always brushin the lid.

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West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 251 days!)

stop making GBS threads in the rice cooker

Ball Cupper
Sep 10, 2011

~beautiful in my own way~
They bend their torsos outwards, so their penises can fit in the bowl. At least, that's what I like to imagine

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

they cant and when they strain to poop some pee shoots out and thats why if you go in a fat personw bathroom you can always see faint yellow stains on the wall across from the toilet

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
goddamn few things are more disgusting than being around when a fat person is making GBS threads

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002





a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

This fat people rear end is like one of those Japanese comic books that goes right to left.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Yes because fat people don't need to bother with the toilet seat OP.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



e: holy poo poo beaten

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Now are we talking about one of the fat people thats like a bubble that is pretty taut or one that is really loose like a pastry bag??

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

christ

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


:911:

open container
Sep 16, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu9juVA7p4E

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
i didn't want to put my twig in the toilet bowl anyway

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
dont fat peoples dicks just get sucked into their bodies anyway?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

JakeP posted:

dont fat peoples dicks just get sucked into their bodies anyway?

yea and the sad part is once someone is obese enough instead of being able to pee in a stream it just kind of seeps and dribbles out and can cause a lot of problems when it isnt properly cleaned starts caking over the "undercarriage"

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
"The average sized person has increased dramatically over the last century"

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
ask your mom OP

wait

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Holy poo poo the toilet supports. I wonder how many broken toilets it took before someone came up with that one?

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



No, it's why mens bathrooms are always a sea of piss.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Gimp Fack posted:



e: holy poo poo beaten
If I'm remembering right the chick in this was a goon and didn't know that picture was being used to sell fat people toilets.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kung Food posted:

If I'm remembering right the chick in this was a goon and didn't know that picture was being used to sell fat people toilets.

As a fat monstrosity its expected that your picture might end up in some advertisement or scientific journal.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I love how the ad maker thinks showing a huge butt in tight whites is somehow less offensive than saying "your junk will fit in it"

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Yeah, my rear end and dick are normal sized, it's the rest of me that inspires suicide in onlookers

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
I'm not death fat and my dick is not huge but my poo poo always touches the rim on the average round toilet.

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER
poo poo more often? Letting it build like that can't be good for your guts.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i just flop my donger into the tub


because it's so big you see

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
I loving hate fat people.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Does Matter

Because Size

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

DiHK posted:

I'm not death fat and my dick is not huge but my poo poo always touches the rim on the average round toilet.

lolol things_no_thin_person_ever_said.txt

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
wait it's possible to fit your pennis in a toilet bowl? mine spills out over the side and coils on the floor like a resting snake

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Lmao

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
fat people just crap their pants


source: I am a fat

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Kung Food posted:

If I'm remembering right the chick in this was a goon and didn't know that picture was being used to sell fat people toilets.

how she a goon

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Imagine the photo shoot for those two toilet bowl pictures. They aren't taken from underneath. They had to get some lardass, bend them over a sawhorse, then drape toilet seats over their asses and pay someone to take pictures of it. This is the world we live in.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Imagine a fat poo poo [pees onto the wall in front of toilet] then the toilet cracks and he face plants in to the pee :D

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
im really fat and i just poo poo in the shower

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

toilet, his arms wide

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Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006


Toilets shouldn't have mandibles.

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