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I just ordered a large pepperoni and right now I'm wondering if I could gently caress it. Probably the easiest way would be to wrap a slice around my dick and then pump away, but it's still hot and I don't want to wait for it to cool down. Maybe carving a hole in the center of the pie and then pushing my dick through? But then would I get enough friction? Does anyone have experience in this and is maybe willing to share some tips? Also, I have ranch dressing, if that makes a difference.
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Mar 19, 2015 01:21
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if you consider your mom a pizza then yes
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Mar 19, 2015 01:22
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this thread was inevitable
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Mar 19, 2015 01:22
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Daedra posted:if you consider your mom a pizza then yes No i don't ,nor do I understand how one would ?
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Mar 19, 2015 01:23
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fold it several times until it's nice and thick then gently caress the bulk of it
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Mar 19, 2015 01:23
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Mar 19, 2015 01:23
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:fold it several times until it's nice and thick then gently caress the bulk of it but he heat, that's the issue.
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Mar 19, 2015 01:23
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Inevitable posted:No i don't ,nor do I understand how one would ? what im saying is that i roughly gently caress your mother
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Mar 19, 2015 01:24
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Daedra posted:what im saying is that i roughly gently caress your mother My mom? This is a hell of a way to find out.
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Mar 19, 2015 01:26
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If you do we'll have to start calling you dick cheese and then you'll marry a deadbeat alcoholic so choose wisely
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Mar 19, 2015 01:27
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Inevitable posted:but he heat, that's the issue. that's where the ranch comes in handy, sorry i forgot to mention the ranch
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Mar 19, 2015 01:28
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Put a sliver of ice in your urethra first to take care of the heat.
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Mar 19, 2015 01:28
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Question: whatever I do will probably ruin the pizza. Is it worth it?
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Mar 19, 2015 01:29
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Inevitable posted:Question: whatever I do will probably ruin the pizza. Is it worth it?
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Mar 19, 2015 01:29
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drat dude have you never seen an episode of big sausage pizza? its pretty simple and can lead to sex with other stuff too!
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Mar 19, 2015 01:31
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NiceGuy posted:drat dude have you never seen an episode of big sausage pizza? its pretty simple and can lead to sex with other stuff too! Does it only work with sausage pizzas, though?
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Mar 19, 2015 01:32
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Inevitable posted:Does it only work with sausage pizzas, though? it comes down to preference
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Mar 19, 2015 01:34
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aatrek read this thread and ordered a small
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Mar 19, 2015 01:37
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Mar 19, 2015 01:39
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Inevitable posted:
just kill yourself
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Mar 19, 2015 01:40
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I like pizza, but not sexually.
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Mar 19, 2015 01:51
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I'm not sure op but I hope someone here can help you out. Good luck and godspeed.
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Mar 19, 2015 01:53
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NiceGuy posted:drat dude have you never seen an episode of big sausage pizza? its pretty simple and can lead to sex with other stuff too! They just cut a hole in the pizza and get a blowjob, though..
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Mar 19, 2015 01:55
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West SAAB Story posted:They just cut a hole in the pizza and get a blowjob, though.. No, that's not what I want at all.
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Mar 19, 2015 01:57
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ur mom must have cuz u got his face
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Mar 19, 2015 01:57
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Fuxking a pizza is healthier than eating it so I say go for it, op
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Mar 19, 2015 01:58
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Trip report: Wrapping slice around dilz. Still a bit hot, but in a good way? I'm soft but I'm hoping once I get going that'll take care of itself
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Mar 19, 2015 01:59
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social vegan posted:ur mom must have cuz u got his face 
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Mar 19, 2015 01:59
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bit melty on my dick. texture of pepperoni is a bit weird, still no erection, just kind of flopping around on it, but still technically loving right
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Mar 19, 2015 02:00
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Inevitable posted:Trip report: i'm telling you man, you're going to have a better time folding it into a pile and loving the thick part. if you fold it like you're doing you wont have anything to grab onto to simulate the feel of an rear end.
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Mar 19, 2015 02:01
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Big Sausage Pizza
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:i'm telling you man, you're going to have a better time folding it into a pile and loving the thick part. if you fold it like you're doing you wont have anything to grab onto to simulate the feel of an rear end. I kind of wrapped it around like a napkin or a washcloth Had to stop for a minute because the erection isn't happening
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Mar 19, 2015 02:02
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Inevitable posted:bit melty on my dick. texture of pepperoni is a bit weird, still no erection, just kind of flopping around on it, but still technically loving right This is the worst erotic pizza fiction I've read in my life.
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Mar 19, 2015 02:03
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gently caress a calzone you idiot
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Mar 19, 2015 02:03
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Nefarious posted:gently caress a calzone you idiot he'll end up loving the toppings when what you really want is the dough
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Mar 19, 2015 02:04
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Okay, I went and got some lipstick my ex left here. Iput it on the crust and it's almost like a pair of lips. Feeling a little hornier now
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Mar 19, 2015 02:04
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I have, OP.
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Mar 19, 2015 02:04
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:he'll end up loving the toppings when what you really want is the dough don't tell me what i want
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Mar 19, 2015 02:05
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Inevitable posted:Okay, I went and got some lipstick my ex left here. Iput it on the crust and it's almost like a pair of lips. Feeling a little hornier now
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Mar 19, 2015 02:05
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you need stufft crust stufft crust nut bust feels good
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