Overrated celebrities that I would probably not have sex with

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Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

i've often wondered that as well, jesus

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:21

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:53

Ghaz: Nov 19, 2004

Mederlock posted:

obviously she's very low hanging fruit, but can someone loving explain to me the appeal of Kristen Schaal in any sense? she's definitely not funny, and she's not all that attractive either.

She's one of the most annoying human beings I know of

pretty cute imo, also that bee button, VERY cute X3

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:22

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Mederlock posted:

obviously she's very low hanging fruit, but can someone loving explain to me the appeal of Kristen Schaal in any sense? she's definitely not funny, and she's not all that attractive either.

She's one of the most annoying human beings I know of

More realistic woman the loser viewer demographic can imagine getting with.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:22

Fuckabees: Aug 8, 2012; "White Liiiiiiines, blow through my miiiind"

--The Fat Boys

Katniss Down's Turtle amirite?

Fuckabees fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Mar 19, 2015

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:23

Mederlock: Jun 23, 2012; You won't recognize Canada when I'm through with it; Grimey Drawer

redshirt posted:

More realistic woman the loser viewer demographic can imagine getting with.

oh I think you're onto somethin

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:24

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

kthrad bad

bd traed

thraed ba

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:40

Ghaz: Nov 19, 2004

um looks arent everything btw :sweatdrop:

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:42

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

A misanthrope posted:

kthrad bad

bd traed

thraed ba

so we aren't entirely negative here, this is a gorgeous celebrity that i would love to be with

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:42

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

fetus tree u cool but sry dude

thrad bad

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:45

Fuckabees: Aug 8, 2012; "White Liiiiiiines, blow through my miiiind"

--The Fat Boys

quote:

so we aren't entirely negative here, this is a gorgeous celebrity that i would love to be with

Something about your user name and avatar makes me worry about your chances :ohdear:

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:46

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

Fuckabees posted:

Something about your user name and avatar makes me worry about your chances

well, i wouldnt make her take my last name. tacobueno would be harsh on any woman.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:47

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

Celebrities o fthis thread, feel free to call me anytime.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:53

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Fetus Tree posted:

julia louis dreyfus

theres just something about her that strikes me as being meh and yet i see goons in TVIV fawning over her

pretty talented once she did something besides loving seinfeld

but overall, gets a would not

She's got sick oil trust money though, that's got to count for something

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:54

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

if you gently caress for monety you have to be pretty shallow

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:54

Ghaz: Nov 19, 2004

i don't want to name drop but lets just say i have a fairly famous celeb on my aim friends list rightn ow. No I won't ping him/her and ask if they'll send you pics XD they trust me too much.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:57

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

Ghaz posted:

i don't want to name drop but lets just say i have a fairly famous celeb on my aim friends list rightn ow. No I won't ping him/her and ask if they'll send you pics XD they trust me too much.

Is it that girl from Alex Mack? Is it Alex Mack?

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:01

Ghaz: Nov 19, 2004

burritolingus posted:

Is it that girl from Alex Mack? Is it Alex Mack?

mmmm i wish!

e;fb:

would u op?

Ghaz fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Mar 19, 2015

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:03

Business Octopus: Jun 27, 2005; Me IRL

Every woman you've posted is a minority or olive skinned Mediterranean type. Lol that your one example of a beautiful woman is the definition of nordic looking. 1488 rahowa

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:04

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

Ghaz posted:

mmmm i wish!

FUC K

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:04

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

I would Alex Mack but only if she's in puddle form.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:05

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

burritolingus posted:

I would Alex Mack but only if she's in puddle form.

that's the only way you could make her wet

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:07

great big cardboard tube: Sep 3, 2003

I'd gently caress every woman posted in this thread and also lots more

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:09

Ghaz: Nov 19, 2004

Seizure Robot posted:

I'd gently caress every woman posted in this thread and also lots more

same but also the weird girls in the ok cupid/goons.jpg thread(s)

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:10

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

Business Octopus posted:

Every woman you've posted is a minority or olive skinned Mediterranean type. Lol that your one example of a beautiful woman is the definition of nordic looking. 1488 rahowa

is it really that surprising that a pedo is also a racist :rolleyes:

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:12

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

i heard her sniz like a milk pail

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:13

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Business Octopus posted:

Every woman you've posted is a minority or olive skinned Mediterranean type. Lol that your one example of a beautiful woman is the definition of nordic looking. 1488 rahowa

unfair and defamatory imo

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:14

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

Ghaz posted:

mmmm i wish!

e;fb: would u op?

i had a crush on her as a kid so yes

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:14

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Nah... the chick from Die Antwoord is too small; Nevermind.

psyopmonkey fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Mar 19, 2015

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:15

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

nevermind

thraed goo d

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:17

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

Fetus Tree posted:

To start with, Salma Hayek

Her hair is bad and her face reminds me of a teenage cuban major league baseball prospect.

She has decent boobs but weird hips, if you GIS her.

In retrospect its fitting that she needed a literal pearl necklace because I would not give her a figurative one.

shut up

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:17

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

psyopmonkey posted:

I go back and forth over whether or not I find Yo-Landi bangable, it kind of depends on the day. Of course, she's also ~5ft tall and 90 pounds, so it'd be like banging a 12-year old, which is gross.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:20

Ghaz: Nov 19, 2004

Zeroisanumber posted:

I go back and forth over whether or not I find Yo-Landi bangable, it kind of depends on the day. Of course, she's also ~5ft tall and 90 pounds, so it'd be like banging a 12-year old, which is gross.

she makes me feel weird/butterflies in tummy, but i think its attraction I guess

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:21

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

Zeroisanumber posted:

I go back and forth over whether or not I find Yo-Landi bangable, it kind of depends on the day. Of course, she's also ~5ft tall and 90 pounds, so it'd be like banging a 12-year old, which is gross.

so what you're saying is youre not sure if you'd bang a 12 year old? but you'd consider it in the morning and maybe if you were too tired at night you wouldnt?

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:22

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

Zeroisanumber posted:

I go back and forth over whether or not I find Yo-Landi bangable, it kind of depends on the day. Of course, she's also ~5ft tall and 90 pounds, so it'd be like banging a 12-year old, which is gross.

her haircut should be punishable by death

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:23

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Zeroisanumber posted:

I go back and forth over whether or not I find Yo-Landi bangable, it kind of depends on the day. Of course, she's also ~5ft tall and 90 pounds, so it'd be like banging a 12-year old, which is gross.

Ewww, shes that size?

Ok, I recind my previous post.

There.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:24

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Fetus Tree posted:

so what you're saying is youre not sure if you'd bang a 12 year old? but you'd consider it in the morning and maybe if you were too tired at night you wouldnt?

Yes. No. Wait...

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:24