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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Toilet Rascal

Crunkjuice posted:

I'm assuming all my Commisioners answer bros all meant Roger Goodell like me.

Yeah, anyone who answered a specific commish got lumped in there. Except Mark Emmert, cause he's technically not a commissioner :haw:

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The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





I totally figured for an ace with Craig Sager, got #1. Game rules.

Also, holy poo poo a lot of people entered this game.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

tinstaach posted:

gently caress no, if we can't have sports with Seth McClung then what is even the point of living

Seth McClung is the correct answer to every question though.

CzarStark
Dec 23, 2007

by R. Guyovich

seiferguy posted:

Question 3: I love sports, but there are definitely some dark aspects to it. Besides injuries, I wish I could remove __________ from all sports

Elevator cameras - Dingleberry Jones


:eyepop:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Joe Buck is pretty drat unpopular by himself.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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Toilet Rascal

Worthleast posted:

That's quite a spread.

You haven't even seen the best!

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

tinstaach posted:

gently caress no, if we can't have sports with Seth McClung then what is even the point of living
he must be stopped

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Spoeank posted:

Seth McClung is the correct answer to every question though.

Well at least I avoided a black sheep a couple of times then

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Almost went with this one.

Yet your title says you should have gone with me.

p.s. thanks for posting my Clay Bennett rant verbatim. Watch your back Bennett you team-stealing rear end-eating bitch-rear end whore, watch your back.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




I can't believe SAS thinks magic dinger juice is worse than shitheads like Loria, Jacobs, and Sterling.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Scores after question 3:

Silly Burrito - 59
OperaMouse - 57
mentholmoose - 57
DannoMack - 57
Shadow Ninja 64 - 56
The Midniter - 56
Ice To Meet You - 55
KettleWL - 55
Spoeank - 54
FairGame - 54
tehchekt - 54
Exodor - 53
Christ Pseudoscientist - 53
Meeler09 - 53
CellBlock - 51
CzarStark - 50
Metapod - 50
DukeChin - 50
Azhais - 49
Kalli - 49
Infidel Castro - 49
Pet Rock Band - 48
AllTerrineVehicle - 48
abel wingnut - 47
alansmithee - 47
Haschel Cedricson - 46
Tadashi - 46
kalensc - 46
Frank Eufemia - 46
Pander - 45
Crunkjuice - 45
Deadly Intersection - 45
darkwolf220 - 44
Cruel and Unusual - 43
CannonFodder - 43
The Glumslinger - 43
Ninurta - 42
brainguy - 42
GuavaMoment - 42
myron cope - 42
naginalJJ - 41
E_Motion - 41
skaboomizzy - 41
Buane - 41
Twin Cinema - 41
Flyinglemur - 41
swickles - 41
josefstalinator - 40
Grittybeard - 40
zakharov - 37
Parmesan Basil - 37
Pops Mgee - 37
PantsFreeZone - 37
Worthleast - 36
INSPECTAH DECK - 35
Deathlove - 35
Mr. Fix It - 35
C. Everett Koop - 35
KIM JONG TRILL - 35
Everblight - 35
Zodijackylite - 34
evanth - 34
CBJSprague24 - 34
Great White Hope - 33
Pungry - 33
Benne - 33
Mike Works - 33
Bawfuls - 32
Reformed Pissboy - 32
IcePhoenix - 31
Articpuma - 31
Inspector_666 - 31
doomocrat - 28
craigk - 28
ThinkTank - 28
Tony Phillips - 28
fartknocker - 28
Spamtron7000 - 28
McStabby - 27
ChampRamp - 26
Dale Ouise - 25
elwoodcuse - 25
pig slut lisa - 25
No Safe Word - 25
JoelJoel - 25
johnfw50 - 24
Whypick1 - 23
lloyol - 23
tinstaach - 22
Vlad Antlerkov - 22
tanglewood1420 - 22
Ammat the Ankh - 21
Paper Tiger - 20
Yoshifan823 - 20
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 20
The Locator - 20
WienerDog - 19
Nostalgia4Butts - 18
Jawknee - 18
Guignol - 18
Recursive - 16
stab - 12
Anders - 12
marioinblack - 12
Rincewind - 11
Magicpants - 11
sa fits - 11
Xenophon - 9
i am not so sure - 8
GeneX - 8
Thaddius the Large - 6
Rogue Elephant - 6
straight up brolic - 5
the talent deficit - 4
Wall Balls - 3
Badfinger - 3
Dingleberry Jones - 3
TUS - 3

Question 4: I think this current athlete is hated on the media way more than they deserve.





Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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#1 game over now. :dance:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Dammit, forgot about A-Rod

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

C. Everett Koop posted:

Yet your title says you should have gone with me.

p.s. thanks for posting my Clay Bennett rant verbatim. Watch your back Bennett you team-stealing rear end-eating bitch-rear end whore, watch your back.

bennett made a smart decision :colbert:

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Infidel Castro posted:

I can't believe SAS thinks magic dinger juice is worse than shitheads like Loria, Jacobs, and Sterling.

I picked publicly funded stadiums which is by far the biggest offense of those owners. But it wasn't grouped as the same thing, so blame the OP for stealing your points.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Question 4: I think this current athlete is hated on the media way more than they deserve.

Alex Rodriguez - 35
Paper Tiger
Xenophon
elwoodcuse
Great White Hope
Ice To Meet You
Tadashi
Ammat the Ankh
Deathlove
josefstalinator
Tony Phillips
Pungry
Exodor
abel wingnut
IcePhoenix
CellBlock
Mr. Fix It
Rincewind
Spoeank
KIM JONG TRILL
Kalli
OperaMouse
Pet Rock Band
FairGame
Dingleberry Jones
skaboomizzy
Inspector_666
Buane
Twin Cinema
Grittybeard
AllTerrineVehicle
Reformed Pissboy
mentholmoose
No Safe Word
Everblight
DannoMack

Marshawn Lynch - 22
Whypick1
Bawfuls
Haschel Cedricson
craigk
WienerDog
Worthleast
i am not so sure
Spamtron7000
brainguy
Pander
Azhais
Crunkjuice
tinstaach
Vlad Antlerkov
Frank Eufemia
DukeChin
tehchekt
myron cope
swickles
Benne
pig slut lisa
Mike Works

Tony Romo - 5
Metapod
E_Motion
ChampRamp
McStabby
Meeler09

Jay Cutler - 5
Yoshifan823
KettleWL
GeneX
The Glumslinger
Pops Mgee

Barry Bonds - 5
naginalJJ
Infidel Castro
alansmithee
Deadly Intersection
tanglewood1420

Phil Kessel - 4
Jawknee
Dale Ouise
Flyinglemur
sa fits

LeBron James - 4
INSPECTAH DECK
ThinkTank
Guignol
Badfinger

Richard Sherman - 4
kalensc
Silly Burrito
CannonFodder
Rogue Elephant

PK Subban / all black hockey players - 3
stab
Shadow Ninja 64
JoelJoel

Ray Rice - 2
CzarStark
Wall Balls

Yasiel Puig - 2
johnfw50
zakharov

Ndamukong Suh - 2
Cruel and Unusual
evanth

Tom Brady - 2
C. Everett Koop
Zodijackylite

ACES:

Kyle Orton - Nostalgia4Butts
Josh Hamilton - doomocrat
Cam Newton - Thaddius the Large
Sidney Crosby - darkwolf220
Peyton Manning - fartknocker
Russell Westbrook - Articpuma
Nazeem Kadri - Anders
Johnny Manziel - Parmesan Basil
Dante Bichette Jr. (shout out to the LLWS) - straight up brolic
Seth Rollins - lloyol
Blake Griffin. - Ninurta
War Machine - Magicpants
Michael Sam - Recursive
Tony Stewart - CBJSprague24
Dez Bryant - Alfred P. Pseudonym
Terrell Owens - marioinblack
Luis Suarez - Christ Pseudoscientist
Lance Armstrong - The Locator
gareth bale - the talent deficit
Rey Mysterio Jr - TUS
Tiger Woods - GuavaMoment
Dwight Howard - PantsFreeZone
Kevin Love - The Midniter

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wow, look at all 35 of you who are dead loving wrong. :colbert:

(Why yes, I used to be a Mariner's fan in the late 90's/early 00's)

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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#1 was good while it lasted. :sigh:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, this question and the next one were definitely the ones I had an answer instantaneously for.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Infidel Castro posted:

I can't believe SAS thinks magic dinger juice is worse than shitheads like Loria, Jacobs, and Sterling.
magic dinger juice is a really stupid phrase that skirts over 99% of why i have a problem with it

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Metapod posted:

bennett made a smart decision :colbert:

i will stab you in the eye with my other screwdriver

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
A-rod is hated on the precise amount he deserves

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Toilet Rascal

Metapod posted:

bennett made a smart decision :colbert:

Admittedly I don't blame Bennett. He just wanted a team in his city. I blame Howard Schultz for being a loving horrible owner. Like, worse than Dan Snyder.

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
Pique's lack of visibility for this question just shows how much the media hates hime

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Kalli posted:

Yeah, this question and the next one were definitely the ones I had an answer instantaneously for.

I may have reused mine.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

C. Everett Koop posted:

i will stab you in the eye with my other screwdriver

my glasses shall protect me

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Nobody has ever called for the incarceration of Marshawn Lynch.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Silly Burrito posted:

I may have reused mine.

The next question better be a 100 point answer is all I'm saying.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Scores after question 4:

OperaMouse - 92
mentholmoose - 92
DannoMack - 92
Ice To Meet You - 90
Spoeank - 89
FairGame - 89
Exodor - 88
CellBlock - 86
Kalli - 84
Pet Rock Band - 83
AllTerrineVehicle - 83
abel wingnut - 82
Tadashi - 81
skaboomizzy - 76
tehchekt - 76
Buane - 76
Twin Cinema - 76
josefstalinator - 75
Grittybeard - 75
DukeChin - 72
Azhais - 71
Deathlove - 70
Mr. Fix It - 70
KIM JONG TRILL - 70
Everblight - 70
Haschel Cedricson - 68
Great White Hope - 68
Pungry - 68
Frank Eufemia - 68
Pander - 67
Crunkjuice - 67
Reformed Pissboy - 67
IcePhoenix - 66
Inspector_666 - 66
brainguy - 64
myron cope - 64
Tony Phillips - 63
Silly Burrito - 63
swickles - 63
elwoodcuse - 60
KettleWL - 60
No Safe Word - 60
Shadow Ninja 64 - 59
Worthleast - 58
Meeler09 - 58
The Midniter - 57
Ammat the Ankh - 56
Paper Tiger - 55
Metapod - 55
Benne - 55
Mike Works - 55
Bawfuls - 54
Christ Pseudoscientist - 54
Infidel Castro - 54
CzarStark - 52
alansmithee - 52
craigk - 50
kalensc - 50
Spamtron7000 - 50
Deadly Intersection - 50
The Glumslinger - 48
CannonFodder - 47
pig slut lisa - 47
naginalJJ - 46
E_Motion - 46
Rincewind - 46
Whypick1 - 45
darkwolf220 - 45
Cruel and Unusual - 45
Flyinglemur - 45
Xenophon - 44
tinstaach - 44
Vlad Antlerkov - 44
Ninurta - 43
GuavaMoment - 43
Pops Mgee - 42
WienerDog - 41
INSPECTAH DECK - 39
zakharov - 39
Parmesan Basil - 38
Dingleberry Jones - 38
PantsFreeZone - 38
C. Everett Koop - 37
Zodijackylite - 36
evanth - 36
CBJSprague24 - 35
ThinkTank - 32
Articpuma - 32
McStabby - 32
ChampRamp - 31
i am not so sure - 30
doomocrat - 29
Dale Ouise - 29
fartknocker - 29
JoelJoel - 28
tanglewood1420 - 27
johnfw50 - 26
Yoshifan823 - 25
lloyol - 24
Jawknee - 22
Guignol - 22
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 21
The Locator - 21
Nostalgia4Butts - 19
Recursive - 17
stab - 15
sa fits - 15
Anders - 13
marioinblack - 13
GeneX - 13
Magicpants - 12
Rogue Elephant - 10
Thaddius the Large - 7
Badfinger - 7
straight up brolic - 6
Wall Balls - 5
the talent deficit - 5
TUS - 4

Question 5: On the flipside, the media loves this current athlete way too much, and he / she is a total dick.



Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

Cruel and Unusual posted:

Nobody has ever called for the incarceration of Marshawn Lynch.

Just the fines.

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!
War machine holy poo poo dude.

And gently caress louis suarez to the ends of the earth.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

whypick1 posted:

Wow, look at all 35 of you who are dead loving wrong. :colbert:

(Why yes, I used to be a Mariner's fan in the late 90's/early 00's)

Counterpoint

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




INSPECTAH DECK posted:

magic dinger juice is a really stupid phrase that skirts over 99% of why i have a problem with it

I'm not using the term seriously. Pretty sure it's been shown that PEDs don't increase HRs

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

i would be battery mates with hannah davis

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I'm wondering if my answer is going to sheep out because his dickishness is a relatively new development but holy poo poo what a dick

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Question 5: On the flipside, the media loves this current athlete way too much, and he / she is a total dick.

Tom Brady - 23
Haschel Cedricson
darkwolf220
Xenophon
josefstalinator
elwoodcuse
fartknocker
Articpuma
Exodor
E_Motion
Worthleast
Rincewind
Mr. Fix It
McStabby
brainguy
Dingleberry Jones
The Glumslinger
skaboomizzy
Inspector_666
myron cope
PantsFreeZone
Grittybeard
mentholmoose
Mike Works

Lebron James - 10
stab
CellBlock
Zodijackylite
Christ Pseudoscientist
Badfinger
Pet Rock Band
Frank Eufemia
Deadly Intersection
AllTerrineVehicle
DannoMack

Peyton Manning - 8
CzarStark
Bawfuls
johnfw50
abel wingnut
Spamtron7000
KIM JONG TRILL
CannonFodder
Meeler09

Derek Jeter - 7
naginalJJ
Tony Phillips
Pungry
Recursive
Twin Cinema
Benne
No Safe Word (still counts until the current season starts ok)

Rob Gronkowski - 5
doomocrat
lloyol
Guignol
DukeChin
Rogue Elephant

David Ortiz - 5
Paper Tiger
IcePhoenix
Ice To Meet You
WienerDog
Vlad Antlerkov

Kobe Bryant - 5
craigk
ChampRamp
Ammat the Ankh
i am not so sure
GeneX

All of them - 4
Jawknee
Great White Hope
Magicpants
Azhais

Torii Hunter - 3
zakharov
Shadow Ninja 64
Buane

Aaron Rodgers - 3
Cruel and Unusual
OperaMouse
swickles

Russell Wilson - 3
Pander
tinstaach
Pops Mgee

Ben Roethlisberger - 2
Thaddius the Large
Wall Balls

Blake Griffin - 2
Metapod
Ninurta

Drew Brees - 2
Yoshifan823
marioinblack

Tim Tebow - 2
Tadashi
FairGame

Mo'ne Davis - 2
straight up brolic
C. Everett Koop

Kevin Durant - 2
Spoeank
alansmithee

Michael Jordan - 2
Kalli
The Locator

Sidney Crosby - 2
Flyinglemur
Everblight

ACES:

Philip Rivers - Nostalgia4Butts
Cristiano Ronaldo - Whypick1
Josh Hamilton - INSPECTAH DECK
Corey Perry - Dale Ouise
Jameis Winston - Deathlove
Swaggy P - ThinkTank
Chris Paul - kalensc
Suarez - Anders
Richard Sherman - Silly Burrito
John Elway - Parmesan Basil
RG3 - Crunkjuice
I don't watch ESPN so I don't even know who the media loves, probably some dumb baseball guy who's like super rear end in a top hat but white so he gets a pass. Google says Mike Trout is white, I believe he's an rear end in a top hat. - KettleWL
Shaq - evanth
Danica Patrick - CBJSprague24
Every white guy - Alfred P. Pseudonym
russell westbrook - the talent deficit
Floyd Mayweather - Infidel Castro
Klay Thompson - tehchekt
Roman Reigns - TUS
Tiger Woods - GuavaMoment
Alex Rodriguez - Reformed Pissboy
James Harden - pig slut lisa
Martin St Louis - sa fits
Johnny Football - The Midniter
Barrack Obama - JoelJoel
Steven Gerrard - tanglewood1420

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


nature6pk posted:

Pique's lack of visibility for this question just shows how much the media hates hime

I still love u PK :(

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



What the gently caress you guys.

What the gently caress.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Kalli posted:

What the gently caress you guys.

What the gently caress.

Current athlete.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

lol at whoever else said mo'ne davis

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