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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

she's really into black men. obv, as a GBSer, I'm white as hell. where do I go from here?

all her exes have been black as well.

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
got any shoe polish?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I guess you should fix your mom up with a black guy.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
It's a hint you got a baby wiener

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

got any shoe polish?

actually she did say that i should buy a sunbed. I think she was joking.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Has she seen it yet? If not you might just want to save yourself the embarrassment.

Also, who watches her kids when you go out?

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

down n out posted:

It's a hint you got a baby wiener

actually it hurt to go in so either she has a small pussy or is actually a troon.

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



its a signal that the relationship isn't going to end well

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



roleplay as a blackguy for her but do it in a nonracist way ie act completely normal so she gets frustrared and says stuff like "no you know be more BLACK like ugh" imo

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



opus111 posted:

actually it hurt to go in so either she has a small pussy or is actually a troon.

its meant to hurt going in omg have yoi never had sex before lmao

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

opus111 posted:

actually it hurt to go in so either she has a small pussy or is actually a troon.

put it in her but

e: maybe you'll be able to hold onto her with your cunny skillz

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

hello, i'm jeff blackman. i hope this experience is mutually enjoyable.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Show up outside her window with fried chicken and watermelon blasting GETO BOYZ

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
sever

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

get her to cosign a bunch of poo poo for you

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
To the VD clinic.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

mods i just want to say that i didnt intend for a load of racist replies, this is a completely true story and i thought gbs would enjoy it. just putting that out there.

LaSalsaVerde
Mar 3, 2013

katlington posted:

roleplay as a blackguy for her but do it in a nonracist way ie act completely normal so she gets frustrared and says stuff like "no you know be more BLACK like ugh" imo

This

Also mods please gas

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
Once you go white, you never delight... Wait, no. Excite? No. Contrite.

Once you go white, you're never contrite

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Google cuckold, OP.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

opus111 posted:

mods i just want to say that i didnt intend for a load of racist replies, this is a completely true story and i thought gbs would enjoy it. just putting that out there.

Nice "can't we all get along" after starting a race riot op

your gf should be proud

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

i am not responsible for behaviour of GBS' netizens. @lowtax is.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
are you looking forward to getting cucked op

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I'm not being sarcastic. Shoe polish on your dick. This is a realpost. Do it.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
try melanotan op



opus111
Jul 6, 2014

im hoping that the DnD poswter with the monopoly avatar comes in and gives me some hints and tips on some roleplay.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

DetroitVectorSmooth posted:

try melanotan op





would

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

quit being such a white little bitch op

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sorry OP, the girl you are seeing doesn't think she's seeing you...

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

opus111 posted:

actually she did say that i should buy a sunbed. I think she was joking.

bitches love skin cancer

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



hurry up and do my suggestion and report back op

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Enjoy her friendship and see where that path brings you.

Friends are great.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
introduce her to GBS poster Jon Pop.

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

Two words: Black Face

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

katlington posted:

hurry up and do my suggestion and report back op

I would but I got a message from her saying that 'we have to talk about something' lol

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
This sure seems more like an E/N thread. Per R*lp's edicts.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
lol if this bothers u

get over it racist

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Hey op are you ignoring me?

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

No....? Where did u ask a question?

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

opus111 posted:

No....? Where did u ask a question?

Somewhere else, I thought. I might be confused.

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