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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007



I'll be at the Orange Julius.

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
gently caress you redshirt

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Windows 98 posted:

gently caress you redshirt

Actually you weren't invited.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
mullet fat stache 'n short shorts

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
more man than ill ever be

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

1gnoirents posted:

mullet fat stache 'n short shorts

I wonder where he kept his wallet, keys, and smokes.

Probably in his "old lady's" purse.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
*asks dad to buy stuff*

*dad says no*



Being a kid loving sukced

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
*goes to teavana*

Yes I'd like a half pound of the tea with the most caffeine

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:gas: OP ban OP

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Today was the first time in months that I had been to a mall and I got a pair of shoes that were on sale!

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Thick syrup, standin' in lines.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
you shopping for something redshirt or are we just peepin yoga pant butts. Because I'm more than ok with that.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I go to the rich white people mall. Its the best.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

BigBoss posted:

I go to the rich white people mall. Its the best.

literally nobody is stopping black people from coming in :mad:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

A misanthrope posted:

you shopping for something redshirt or are we just peepin yoga pant butts. Because I'm more than ok with that.

Well, after an Orange Julius and a pretzel, I'm hitting Tape World and Record Town and probably stealing like 3 cassettes.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

i hope that its the underground dream mall with the weird food court chairs and high ceilings that i sometimes see in my nightmares, and i hope you get trapped there forever

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ghaz posted:

i hope that its the underground dream mall with the weird food court chairs and high ceilings that i sometimes see in my nightmares, and i hope you get trapped there forever
this should have happened in one of the nightmare on elm street movies.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I'm the kid that got left at the gamestop for four hours while mom gets buzzed at california pizza kitchen with her tinder right-swipe

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

1gnoirents posted:

literally nobody is stopping black people from coming in :mad:

Black people don't want to shop at j crew and Williams sonoma. I think I'm safe.

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue
My favourite Robin Sparkles song :canada:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY_bhVSGKEg

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ghaz posted:

i hope that its the underground dream mall with the weird food court chairs and high ceilings that i sometimes see in my nightmares, and i hope you get trapped there forever

As long as there's an Orange Julius, I'm down.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

redshirt posted:

As long as there's an Orange Julius, I'm down.
what was orange julius anyway I only had one once when I was like 5

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I remember a sweet possibly ice cream thing

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

I appreciatet his.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

a hole-y ghost posted:

I remember a sweet possibly ice cream thing

Yes, and orange. Though they also had other flavors. Like an ICEE or other ice based/cream drink. Not a milk shake though.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

redshirt posted:

As long as there's an Orange Julius, I'm down.

no, every time you try to look at a store its just a shifting mass of color, and the ones that arent are chained up. haha yeah youre feeling it now? yeah just sit down in the empty food court and you'll stop feeling nervous at any second, probably wake up right after that hahah

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
im the dude giving handjobs in the bathroom by the food court (tap twice if u're interested)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ghaz posted:

no, every time you try to look at a store its just a shifting mass of color, and the ones that arent are chained up. haha yeah youre feeling it now? yeah just sit down in the empty food court and you'll stop feeling nervous at any second, probably wake up right after that hahah

Ah yeah, why don''t you hang out in Brookstone for a while dude.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
redshirt is hanging around the orange julius because their lax hiring policies lets them hire 16 year olds

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

redshirt is hanging around the orange julius because their lax hiring policies lets them hire 16 year olds

Orange Julius is the anchor of any food court.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
gently caress off redshit

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

is olgas kitchen real or is that another dream mall thing? hope its real, but mall by me doesnt have one

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Nanomashoes posted:

Thick syrup, standin' in lines.

I read that and heard this…?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuMlHdxiIZ8

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
gently caress off redshirt

e: :slick:

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


i went to the mall like 4 months ago and it was like 95% clothing stores

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious posted:

gently caress off redshit

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ghaz posted:

is olgas kitchen real or is that another dream mall thing? hope its real, but mall by me doesnt have one
their burnt onion fries are pretty good.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Lots of losers itt not going to the mall with the cool crew.

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