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Rexim
Jun 2, 2006

I wants flies in on a dragons, okay?
I swear to you I have no idea who amanda palmer is.

edit- SNIPE

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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Just when I had almost entirely forgotten about amanda palmer, you had to go and make this thread.

Her boyfriend/husband/whatever should definitely take her on Maury, though.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

AHH FUGH posted:

I can see pubes

pube silhouettes are highly artistic

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
There are now exactly three things I know about Amanda Palmer. She has drawn-on eyebrows, she's married to Neil Gaiman and thanks to this thread I now know she's pregnant.

So I guess this thread has that going for it. I didn't even need to click on it to find out all I needed to know, now that's efficiency!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

the most humane thing to do now would be to punch that baby right out of her pussy

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
i thought her official name was now amanda loving palmer

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Good luck, future Goth baby.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

naem posted:

She kind of yoko'd Neil gaiman

maybe, but he was no lennon in the first place

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
that kid is either going to be peak tumblr or the most uptight conservative in history

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
i hope gaiman divorces her and pays for child support with beer and hugs

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

Horniest Manticore posted:

i hope gaiman divorces her and pays for child support with beer and hugs

He'll raise child support through Patreon.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
We're going to get preggo porn out of this somehow whether we like it or not.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

5er posted:

He'll raise child support through Patreon.

and then still pay for it with beer and hugs

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

what the hell is this?



also this is probably how it happened.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
She only wants a kid because she found out it's socially accepted to make them work for free.

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

roymorrison posted:

Is she the one who killed her kid and got away with it?? Or is she the lawyer who got called a whore or something?? Or is she from the internet because in that case i dont give a poo poo

I think she's the one who killed someone in Europe and keeps getting let go and then retried.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I hope she dies during childbirth and then it turns out it was anencephalatic.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

amityville anus posted:

I hope she dies during childbirth and then it turns out it was anencephalatic.

you're sick.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
id gently caress amanda loving palmer

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Im Amanda Palmer. My womb is a temporarily host for Neil Gaiman's next masterpiece.

Im going to write a song about you hateful goons called "Some Things Are Awful: Nearly Nothing But Hate".

btw. im stinking rich.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Rambling Robot posted:

Im Amanda Palmer.

Im going to write a song about you hateful goons called "Some Things Are Awful: Nearly Nothing But Hate".

btw. im stinking rich.

just not rich enough to buy a baby

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Jonny 290 posted:

just not rich enough to buy a baby

Why do you think I'm pregnant?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

can't wait to read the book neil will write about this one.

the scary skull who is actually okay - by neil gaiman

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'm sick. Sick and loving tired of amanda palner being anything more notable than the dog poo poo stuck in the waffle of my boots.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

amanda palmer probably wrote that "preggers song" that's all over youtube, and i hate her

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

i hope the chimera baby chews its way out

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


i really wish Neil had consulted me before marrying this chick

huuuuge mistake imo

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
I hope we're all devoured by azathoth

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

"i married amanda palmer" --a pussified beta bitch fuckboi

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

this is great news. i've been waiting so long for this! finally!

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
"i want amanda hug 'n kiss" -neil gayman

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


*preggers

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
according to my headcanon gaiman was supposed to marry tori amos

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
scientologists love aliens so it's not surprising neil gaiman married one

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
good for her

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

fyodor posted:

the most humane thing to do now would be to punch that baby right out of her pussy

Hard truths itt.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
7 figure crowdfund baby

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Horniest Manticore posted:

maybe, but he was no lennon in the first place

Kind of a Ringo actually.

Likeable enough, but you know.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Do it ironically posted:

has anyone made the joke that he was cucked and its not his baby becaquse his ugly whore wife sleeps around on him against his wishes

neil gaiman the ultimate goon

came 2 make this joke

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

fyodor posted:

the most humane thing to do now would be to punch that baby right out of her pussy

You're sick and need help.

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