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subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

littleorv posted:

"I went to every single one of my classes last week I should reward myself"

*Skips two weeks of classes*

like 60% of every professional school class does this

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
I ONCE GOT A C+ ON A PAPER. IT WAS GRADED BY AN APSIE PHD STUDENT.

THEN THE HOT TEACHER CHANGE MY GRADE TO B+

THAT'S MY STORY.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

you forgot to return a value

You don't need to do that anymore

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970


Lol hello again

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

*miss a third of my classes
*never miss a day of work
priorities

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
heh, there's no way my TA, who has graded hundreds of these papers every quarter for the last four years, will notice that I've cunningly changed the line spacing to 2.2, the margins to 1.1", and increased the kerning

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

you forgot to return a value

I got a C in C :v:

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
*thinks i'm smart but i'm really not*

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

"This is close enough to MLA format"

*Does not bother downloading immaculately pre-formatted MLA template that Professor HappyKitty has so generously provided, and told about, repeatedly, almost every single class*

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
I'm skipping a class to study for a test I have on an hour because I thought it better to get stoned and go eat lunch with my girlfriend.

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

*thinks i'm smart but i'm really not*

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
man, I really need a B in this class since I'm on academic probation. better turn in half the assignments late and then tell my TA about my situation in the last week of classes

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Xenophon posted:

man, I really need a B in this class since I'm on academic probation. better turn in half the assignments late and then tell my TA about my situation in the last week of classes

"I really really need this grade Xenophon."
*starts suggestively sucking on finger*

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
*Unhappy with C grade in differential equations. Retakes class and gets a D*

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


*is the top engineering student in his class*

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

*Plays 4 matches of League of Legends each night*

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

"Sweet there is a guest lecturer in class today so that means I don't have to go"

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

"Oh we are watching a video in class today. Sweet I can take off then.

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

"Oh Bloodborne comes out next Tuesday. I guess I can skip all my classes again even though I've already done that twice in a row"

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
"I'll just watch some MIT opencourseware videos instead of going to lecture"

*makes it through 5 minutes of video before switching to watching porn*

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



*is an english major*
*probably is mentally disabled in some way*

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

code:
bool programmingJoke.isfunny()
{
return false;
}

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Feminition posted:

*is an english major*

*justifies English degree with slight paybump as Target manager*

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 252 days!)

cout what the gently caress?

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Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
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Ghaz posted:

wow blast from the past i can't wait to drop out in a few months and get a job

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