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Four Score: Feb 27, 2014; by zen death robot; Lipstick Apathy

haha just kidding, open up Eclipse and start working on your assignments in Java

# ? Mar 19, 2015 13:04

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:01

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Hi class welcome to your mandatory assembly language course. You will never use this again lol enjoy the busy work.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 13:28

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

im still a virgin

# ? Mar 19, 2015 13:33

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

*class is segragated with all of the Indians in the back three rows*

# ? Mar 19, 2015 13:35

Neon Jesus: Dec 12, 2006; I are gym cat.
I bask in your body odor.

im a spergermeister.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 13:41

vug: Jan 23, 2015; by Cowcaster

Don't do computers at university and don't do it for a job. It's not worth the money computers are really bad
And don't think you can fix them, they will defeat you

# ? Mar 19, 2015 14:34

a messed up horse: Mar 11, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

*insanely & brutally fucks up pointers*

# ? Mar 19, 2015 14:36

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

C++ will be in the third and fourth year of your course.
For the first two, you will be learning basic logic, and Prolog.

This was my computer science course.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 14:39

BigBoss: Jan 26, 2012; by Lowtax

My GPA is 2.34!

# ? Mar 19, 2015 15:12

Starving Autist: Oct 20, 2007; by Ralp

*memorizes all the worthless blocks of code that java requires in every document*

*remembers no other java beyond what is in c++*

# ? Mar 19, 2015 15:15

vug: Jan 23, 2015; by Cowcaster

typedef struct {

# ? Mar 19, 2015 16:13

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

misses a semicolon

# ? Mar 19, 2015 16:29

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

*fucks the hottest babes*

# ? Mar 19, 2015 16:44

ItBurns: Jul 24, 2007

Hello sir

I am in you CS210 class may I be have to your homework assignment. I have made many try and think it will help in my learning. I will be thankful.

Many honor on your ancestors.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 16:51

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

why do I need to learn how to make a linked list from scratch? See its already made here, in the library.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 16:52

vug: Jan 23, 2015; by Cowcaster

Wait till you've got to write a linked list implementation in a job interview

The whole industry is fully gay

# ? Mar 19, 2015 17:09

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

these threads are a good example of instance versus class

good job OPs

# ? Mar 19, 2015 17:11

Fergus Mac Roich: Nov 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

Poster<poo poo> me = new Poster<poo poo>();

...

if (me.is_gay()) {
me.post();
}

Fergus Mac Roich fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Mar 19, 2015

# ? Mar 19, 2015 17:17

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

*Switches degree from computer science to software engineering* aww much better, only one calculus class and no compiler construction course.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 17:21

uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

vug posted:

Wait till you've got to write a linked list implementation in a job interview

The whole industry is fully gay

quit working for the corporate overloads you loving sheeple

# ? Mar 19, 2015 17:54

Who Is Paul Blart: Oct 22, 2010

Computers are gay

# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:00

SopWATh: Jun 1, 2000

*Learns nothing until 3rd or 4th year of actually working at a real job.

*Got no sex in college, but now that I make 6-figures I can rent sex on the weekend.

*Will never be as cool as a geologist.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:07

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Well, think of a method as a a virtual toaster...

# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:12

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

Haha the hell with that, I'm gonna code in Assembly

# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:22

SopWATh: Jun 1, 2000

*Doesn't understand version control because all assignments are single-user, single developer projects.

*Doesn't understand error checking because why would I purposely pass incorrect data to my string handler.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:24

Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

*is incapable of knowing what a pointer is*

# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:35

circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

uG posted:

# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:38

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

vug posted:

Wait till you've got to write a linked list implementation in a job interview

The whole industry is fully gay

A linked list is like the easiest fuckin' thing.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:49

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

cout << "im gay" << endl;

# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:55

Bokito: Jul 25, 2007; Going Ape

Bokito posted:

HI I NEED C++ CODE FOR ASSIGNMENT 1, PLEASE EMAIL ME DIRECTLY AT AHMEDMOHAMMED@LIVE.PK

HELP PLEASE

# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:56

Phil Niekro: Jun 4, 2005

ItBurns posted:

Hello sir

I am in you CS210 class may I be have to your homework assignment. I have made many try and think it will help in my learning. I will be thankful.

Many honor on your ancestors.

This but its a letter from the professor.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:56

Fergus Mac Roich: Nov 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

Deki posted:

A linked list is like the easiest fuckin' thing.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 19:08

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008; Can't post for 4 hours!

My degree's in history and I'm a professional programmer.
Compsci class is for suckas :getin:

# ? Mar 19, 2015 19:11

Knyteguy: Jul 6, 2005; YES to love
NO to shirts; Toilet Rascal

code:

var gbsPostersList = from f in forums
                     where f.Name == "General Bullshit" 
                     select f.Posters.ToList();

ForumsHelper.BanPosters(gbsPostersList);

# ? Mar 19, 2015 19:13

merAch: Oct 16, 2004; Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous.

Knyteguy posted:

code:

var gbsPostersList = from f in forums
                     where f.Name == "General Bullshit" 
                     select f.Posters.ToList();

ForumsHelper.BanPosters(gbsPostersList);

Way to get yourself banned dumb poo poo.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 19:20

Knyteguy: Jul 6, 2005; YES to love
NO to shirts; Toilet Rascal

merAch posted:

Way to get yourself banned dumb poo poo.

rc2

code:

var gbsPostersList = from f in forums
                     where f.Name == "General Bullshit" 
                     select f.Posters.ToList();

var badPostersList = gbsPostersList.Select(x => x.Username != "Knyteguy").ToList();

ForumsHelper.BanPosters(badPostersList);

# ? Mar 19, 2015 19:23

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

happyhippy posted:

C++ will be in the third and fourth year of your course.
For the first two, you will be learning basic logic, and Prolog.

This was my computer science course.

same except with Cobol

# ? Mar 19, 2015 19:24

DISCO KING: Oct 30, 2012; STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD

good job going to college for something you can literally do at home with a few books.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 19:28

Helpimscared: Jun 16, 2014

code:

public class fukujava {

    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("I loving hate java, look at this ugly poo poo");
    }

}

# ? Mar 19, 2015 19:28

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Fergus Mac Roich: Nov 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

Napoleon Bonaparty posted:

good job going to college for something you can literally do at home with a few books.

i've been teaching myself and I wish I had a school, tho the books are rly good

# ? Mar 19, 2015 19:29

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