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for the next 12 hours some lovely romance novel publication company is accepting pitches on their twitter under #carinapitch, so get to it because the window to fame and fortune is closing when miranda met abu on facebook she knew he was the love of her life. from the united states to the turkish border and beyond, this explosive romance will leave you breathless #carinapitch
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i think fifty shades was twitter fanfic??
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Mar 19, 2015 18:20
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A princess finds love in the most unlikely place: a sexy blacksmith
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Mar 19, 2015 18:22
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A princess finds live in the most unlikely place: her butt.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:22
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in the grim darkness of the future, is there only war?
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Mar 19, 2015 18:23
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Applewhite no joke I would sign you in an instant for either erotica or romance, have you ever wanted to be a star!?!!?
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Mar 19, 2015 18:23
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It turns out the perfect match for the handsome millionaire was the middle aged woman living alone with her cats.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:23
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Applewhite posted:It turns out the perfect match for the handsome millionaire was the middle aged woman living alone with her cats. you spelled billionaire wrong but yeah this is good
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Mar 19, 2015 18:24
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THIS SUMMER ONE MAN ONE MACHINE WILL ACHIEVE SINGULARITY
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Mar 19, 2015 18:24
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What's under the hunky Scotsman's kilt? A large penis whose exact dimensions are frustratingly never specified.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:24
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EngineerSean posted:Applewhite no joke I would sign you in an instant for either erotica or romance, have you ever wanted to be a star!?!!? Unironically my dream. Don't toy with me.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:27
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a naive girl throws chance into the wind and runs off to join ISIS there she meets an impassioned fighter who is about to throw his life away together they discover that love is a battlefield. its called "Jihad me at hello"
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Mar 19, 2015 18:28
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a guy who has cancer decides to journey around the world for his last year and while traveling he falls in love with a woman who lives in japan or something and then they get married and it turns out he doesn't cancer but then she gets cancer and dies
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Mar 19, 2015 18:28
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Noblesse Obliged posted:a naive girl throws chance into the wind and runs off to join ISIS this is not your joke but i still like it
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Mar 19, 2015 18:31
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A chubby woman meets a mysterious, Central European gentleman who sweeps her off her feet. It turns out he's the crown prince of a tiny kingdom the size of Rhode Island located somewhere in the Swiss Alps.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:32
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His throbbing manhood isn't tiny though. Also he doesn't mind eating pussy.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:32
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A married man finds out his husband is cheating on him with another man and does nothing to stop it.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:33
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Caught in her orbit: The rogue planet always thought he would be lonely, but as he travels through a new solar system will he find out the meaning of love?
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Mar 19, 2015 18:35
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Applewhite posted:Unironically my dream. Don't toy with me. toying with posters is my kink, sorry
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Mar 19, 2015 18:36
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Applewhite posted:Unironically my dream. Don't toy with me. It's actually fairly easy to break into the romance novel biz. Look into it if you're serious. Also, Suddenly, Fabio.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:39
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A nice guy finally gets the girl he's been pining for all these years when her jerk jock boyfriend dumps her.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:40
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darth vader and chewbacca gently caress
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Mar 19, 2015 18:43
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I wanted to maybe do something with like a time-traveling viking and a nun with giant breasts but it's already been done  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MvH9IaD1xw
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Mar 19, 2015 18:43
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An antibody and a virus meet and find they are inseparable. Will their love be torn apart by the active immune system?
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Mar 19, 2015 18:43
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Gruntsucker: Despite the scorn of both their communities, a pacific lumpsucker falls for a grunt sculpin. Their romance tears the seafloor apart.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:46
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she's from israel. he's from palestine. they fall in love, but what will happen when she finds out a rocket he fired from gaza killed her aunt? and how will he react when he finds out she's a mossad agent tasked with pretending to fall in love with him? movie version stars katherine heigl and steve carrell.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:46
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Applewhite posted:A nice guy finally gets the girl he's been pining for all these years when her jerk jock boyfriend dumps her. an overweight, sweatpants-wearing man's anime body pillow waifu comes to life and gives him the courage to bathe and move out of his parents' basement. but will the world accept the star-crossed, cheetos-stained lovers?
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Mar 19, 2015 18:49
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ETMPlus posted:an overweight, sweatpants-wearing man's anime body pillow waifu comes to life and gives him the courage to bathe and move out of his parents' basement. but will the world accept the star-crossed, cheetos-stained lovers? (She is still a pillow, she just hops around and the anime character on the pillow can move/speak freely)
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Mar 19, 2015 18:51
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Sucked by a black hole: He is the brightest star in the sky, shedding his light throughout the cosmos. She is the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy, who nobody thought was cool in high school. Their love will tear the universe apart.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:52
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When her butt gets stuck in a revolving door, the sexy fireman who pries her out turns out to be the love of her life.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:53
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A space princess falls in love with a tentacle monster, but he wants to see other people.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:57
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Bound by the blockchain: When two bitcoins are transferred to the same account for tumbling, they find that nothing can erase the story of their time together. What happens when one winds up in a deleted wallet?
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Mar 19, 2015 18:58
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Slave to the strong force: A high energy neutron finds more than he bargained for when he runs into a palladium nucleus at the supermarket.
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Mar 19, 2015 19:01
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Can a Creeper and an Enderman find love against all odds?
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Mar 19, 2015 19:01
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Emily Jane, a tugboat, works day in and day out on the new york waterfront, dreaming of a life beyond the polluted waters of the East River. One morning, it comes up to a mooring to pick up its cargo: a strapping 200' chemical barge named Reinauer-325. Diesel isn't the only thing burning as they run through Hell Gate towards New Haven.
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Mar 19, 2015 19:01
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She's a princess, he's a commoner. Will they gently caress?
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Mar 19, 2015 19:03
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A lonely poor girl meets a rich guy and they inexplicably gently caress A lonely rich girl meets a poor guy and they inexplicably gently caress e:fb
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Mar 19, 2015 19:06
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A lonely cowboy finds physical comfort in the butts of his fellow cowpokes,
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Mar 19, 2015 19:07
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Volcano of lust: Two continental plates slowly grind against each other. One slips slowly into the subduction zone, another sprays out tons of magma and ash. What happens when their parents find out?
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A woman goes to her doctor, but is redirected to a veterinarian when it's discovered she has a dog's anus. The title is Slippery When Vet
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