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PTSDeedly Do: Nov 24, 2014; VOID-DOME LOSER 2020

*codes everything in the main*
*works somehow*

# ? Mar 19, 2015 22:33

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 06:57

Tsinava: Nov 15, 2009; by Ralp

*smokes weed and does ntohing because his paretns are rich alumni and it doesn't matter and he's always going to be btter off than his impoverished scrub roomate*

# ? Mar 19, 2015 22:43

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

*no control structures, just goto*
*is windows*

# ? Mar 19, 2015 22:46

escalator incident: Oct 1, 2005; Sorry for the convenience.; Fun Shoe

I was a C+ C++ instructor for a quarter, AMA

# ? Mar 19, 2015 22:47

soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

if op == human being then exit

# ? Mar 19, 2015 22:49

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

op why

# ? Mar 19, 2015 22:53

Macichne Leainig: Jul 26, 2012; by VG

haha these threads are my favorite meme lol

# ? Mar 19, 2015 23:00

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

10 LABEL A
20 PRINT "IM GAY"
30 GOTO A

c#

# ? Mar 19, 2015 23:11

Uncle Enzo: Apr 28, 2008; I always wanted to be a Wizard

jobsprogram

10 print PENUS
20 goto 10

# ? Mar 19, 2015 23:15

littleorv: Jan 29, 2011

I'm glad my thread started 3 spin off threads

# ? Mar 19, 2015 23:16

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

needs bigger boat posted:

I was a C+ C++ instructor for a quarter, AMA

Why only one quarter?

# ? Mar 20, 2015 01:14

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

for i in range(10):
cout << "faaaaaaaaaaaaaart"

return 0

# ? Mar 20, 2015 01:31

Endman: May 18, 2010; That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die

Why is cout being bit-shifted Hello, world! times to the left???

# ? Mar 20, 2015 03:45

Dougie McdDouger: Nov 19, 2014; I do like muffins , but I tango all night long.

What university is this? UoL are a bunch of stoners, we do this poo poo all the time.

# ? Mar 20, 2015 04:10

nnnotime: Sep 30, 2001; Hesitate, and you will be lost.

#include <stdio.h>
#define o stdout
#define p fputs
int main(_){int*I=&_,_I=2113,l1=3271;_=14557;_I*=503;_<<=3;_*='=';_I<<=0==0;_I=7*'Y'*853<<2;
p(I,o);I=&_I;p(I,o);I=&_;

_+= l1*11*11;

_I += 0xF5<<8;p(I,o);I=&_I;p(I,o);}

Supposedly this will output, Hello World!

# ? Mar 20, 2015 04:31

Endman: May 18, 2010; That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die

nnnotime posted:

#include <stdio.h>
#define o stdout
#define p fputs
int main(_){int*I=&_,_I=2113,l1=3271;_=14557;_I*=503;_<<=3;_*='=';_I<<=0==0;_I=7*'Y'*853<<2;
p(I,o);I=&_I;p(I,o);I=&_;

_+= l1*11*11;

_I += 0xF5<<8;p(I,o);I=&_I;p(I,o);}

Supposedly this will output, Hello World!

code:

hello.cpp:4:10: error: unknown type name '_'
int main(_){int*I=&_,_I=2113,l1=3271;_=14557;_I*=503;_<<=3;_*='=';_I<<=0...
         ^
hello.cpp:4:20: error: use of undeclared identifier '_'
int main(_){int*I=&_,_I=2113,l1=3271;_=14557;_I*=503;_<<=3;_*='=';_I<<=0...
                   ^
hello.cpp:4:38: error: use of undeclared identifier '_'
int main(_){int*I=&_,_I=2113,l1=3271;_=14557;_I*=503;_<<=3;_*='=';_I<<=0...
                                     ^
hello.cpp:4:54: error: use of undeclared identifier '_'
int main(_){int*I=&_,_I=2113,l1=3271;_=14557;_I*=503;_<<=3;_*='=';_I<<=0...
                                                     ^
hello.cpp:4:60: error: use of undeclared identifier '_'
int main(_){int*I=&_,_I=2113,l1=3271;_=14557;_I*=503;_<<=3;_*='=';_I<<=0...
                                                           ^
hello.cpp:5:1: error: no matching function for call to 'fputs'
p(I,o);I=&_I;p(I,o);I=&_;
^
hello.cpp:3:11: note: expanded from macro 'p'
#define p fputs
          ^~~~~
/Applications/Xcode.app/Contents/Developer/Platforms/MacOSX.platform/Developer/SDKs/MacOSX10.10.sdk/usr/include/stdio.h:246:6: note: 
      candidate function not viable: no known conversion from 'int *' to
      'const char *' for 1st argument
int      fputs(const char * __restrict, FILE * __restrict) __DARWIN_ALIA...
         ^
hello.cpp:5:14: error: no matching function for call to 'fputs'
p(I,o);I=&_I;p(I,o);I=&_;
             ^
hello.cpp:3:11: note: expanded from macro 'p'
#define p fputs
          ^~~~~
/Applications/Xcode.app/Contents/Developer/Platforms/MacOSX.platform/Developer/SDKs/MacOSX10.10.sdk/usr/include/stdio.h:246:6: note: 
      candidate function not viable: no known conversion from 'int *' to
      'const char *' for 1st argument
int      fputs(const char * __restrict, FILE * __restrict) __DARWIN_ALIA...
         ^
hello.cpp:5:24: error: use of undeclared identifier '_'
p(I,o);I=&_I;p(I,o);I=&_;
                       ^
hello.cpp:7:1: error: use of undeclared identifier '_'
_+= l1*11*11;
^
hello.cpp:9:15: error: no matching function for call to 'fputs'
_I += 0xF5<<8;p(I,o);I=&_I;p(I,o);}
              ^
hello.cpp:3:11: note: expanded from macro 'p'
#define p fputs
          ^~~~~
/Applications/Xcode.app/Contents/Developer/Platforms/MacOSX.platform/Developer/SDKs/MacOSX10.10.sdk/usr/include/stdio.h:246:6: note: 
      candidate function not viable: no known conversion from 'int *' to
      'const char *' for 1st argument
int      fputs(const char * __restrict, FILE * __restrict) __DARWIN_ALIA...
         ^
hello.cpp:9:28: error: no matching function for call to 'fputs'
_I += 0xF5<<8;p(I,o);I=&_I;p(I,o);}
                           ^
hello.cpp:3:11: note: expanded from macro 'p'
#define p fputs
          ^~~~~
/Applications/Xcode.app/Contents/Developer/Platforms/MacOSX.platform/Developer/SDKs/MacOSX10.10.sdk/usr/include/stdio.h:246:6: note: 
      candidate function not viable: no known conversion from 'int *' to
      'const char *' for 1st argument
int      fputs(const char * __restrict, FILE * __restrict) __DARWIN_ALIA...
         ^
11 errors generated.