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what the fuuuuuuck. Was looking for an at-home face scrub and this poo poo was recommended in a link by someone. They put (I assume their own...?) piss on their faces. Or they drink piss. http://www.acne.org/urine-therapy-reviews-524/ http://www.livestrong.com/article/84200-urine-acne/  I mean I've been desperate before with health stuff, but nowhere NEAR that desperate.
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ill pee on ur face free of charge
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Mar 19, 2015 23:20
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sounds gross but i'll try anything once
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Mar 19, 2015 23:22
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pee isnt very gross if its yours. id rather have my piss on my face than my own poo poo, cum, or even an equal amount of my own spit OP, just loving do it
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Mar 19, 2015 23:22
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^ sadly it's not for a scrub. Nuclearmonkee posted:ill pee on ur face free of charge will you now 
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Mar 19, 2015 23:22
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Panniculus Rift posted:sounds gross but i'll try anything once if you say this before they do it each time then it actually tricks the freak fairies away and keeps you safe.
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Mar 19, 2015 23:24
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Studies show that male urine contains pheromones that women can't resist. A dab or two behind the ears before you hit the club and you're good to go
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Mar 19, 2015 23:27
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i, ve been wondering what to do with all my piss jugs
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Mar 19, 2015 23:28
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does the piss have to be fresh?
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Mar 19, 2015 23:29
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Urine is not unhealthy, nor is it a waste product.
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The Golden Fountain
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MonkeyBot posted:Urine is not unhealthy, nor is it a waste product. how's your urotherapy going bro? Panniculus Rift posted:does the piss have to be fresh?
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Mar 19, 2015 23:33
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This is good to listen to while you go about your therapy.
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Mar 19, 2015 23:35
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I like the 4 and 5 star reviews that state they haven't tried it yet but they have heard good things
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Mar 19, 2015 23:36
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It's not necessary to drink your own urine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUFQ2ECfPOw
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Mar 19, 2015 23:38
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gonna charge teenagers money for getting my piss jugs poured on they're face
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Mar 19, 2015 23:39
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it really works. try it op.
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Mar 19, 2015 23:40
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It might sound gross, but urea is actually an effective moisturizer and skin emollient. See the NHS, wikipedia, etc. You can purchase urea creams at the drugstore, but they're very expensive; it's much more cost-efficient to use your own urine. It's sterile and it shouldn't smell bad as long as you keep hydrated. I'm a medical student, and I've been using my own urine for skincare purposes since I learned about the keratolytic properties of urea in undergrad.  I'd suggest it if you have chronically dry skin or acne problems that haven't responded to common treatments.
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Steampunk iPhone posted:It might sound gross, but urea is actually an effective moisturizer and skin emollient. See the NHS, wikipedia, etc. You can purchase urea creams at the drugstore, but they're very expensive; it's much more cost-efficient to use your own urine. It's sterile and it shouldn't smell bad as long as you keep hydrated. I'm a medical student, and I've been using my own urine for skincare purposes since I learned about the keratolytic properties of urea in undergrad. wait...if you buy at the drugstore, whose urine is it....?
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urea is also used in all modern trucks to reduce smelly emissions. if it was so gross, that wouldnt work that way would it?
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Mar 20, 2015 00:11
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OP is getting so owned lol
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Queen Gnome posted:wait...if you buy at the drugstore, whose urine is it....? It's produced commercially from carbon dioxide and ammonia. Using your own urine is better for the environment.
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^ idk I'd stick with the non my urine one.1gnoirents posted:OP is getting so owned lol surprised so many goons put pee on their faces 
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For some reason I expected this to be some sorta rod-in-pee-hole thing. Good I was wrong but honestly I would have clicked it anyway.
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Mar 20, 2015 00:16
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Virgin Boy Eggs are an ancient eastern tradition with a myriad of health benefits. Educate yourself you Urophobe.
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Mar 20, 2015 00:25
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hosed up if poo
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Mar 20, 2015 00:31
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http://whale.to/a/urine_therapy7.html
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Avocados posted:For some reason I expected this to be some sorta rod-in-pee-hole thing. Good I was wrong but honestly I would have clicked it anyway. You were expecting that to be therapeutic?
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posted:I'd be impressed with your knowledge, were I not so revolted. I was going to say something mildly witty, sadly asking "poo NOT magic?" but then I followed the link. I may vomit. Vomit, btw, is not magic, and I give advance warning I will not follow any link which purports to show that it is.
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Queen Gnome posted:^ idk I'd stick with the non my urine one. I'm not.
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Do It Once Right posted:Virgin Boy Eggs are an ancient eastern tradition with a myriad of health benefits. Educate yourself you Urophobe. Except there aren't any peer-reviewed journal articles showing that piss eggs have health benefits, while a wealth of such evidence exists for the use of urea in skincare. I mean, this is the kind of stuff you learn in Biochemistry 101. If you don't want to put pee on your face, don't do it. But saying that it doesn't work because it's gross is basically the same as a pseudoscience freak saying that pharmacological treatments are bad because they're not "organic". Read the evidence and decide for yourself instead of basing your decisions on an emotional kneejerk reaction.
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Queen Gnome posted:what the fuuuuuuck. Was looking for an at-home face scrub and this poo poo was recommended in a link by someone. Are you just hearing about this? People have been giving this advice over at E/N for years.
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Mar 20, 2015 00:48
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I heard actually that it was baby morning pee that was the solution, I have been using my son's and it didn't do wonders, but it has kept my face better looking than normal.
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ive been using urine for years, although maybe not in the traditional way. i suffer from really bad chronic constipation and the best way to treat it is with regular enemas. but as you probably know if you use enemas too often your bowels will stop doing their normal motion on their own. HOWEVER aqueous urea inhibits the chemical signal your bowels use to interrupt motility. the best way to get aqueous urea (ie. not cream): urine. the first time it was a little weird (mainly because the only thing i had on hand to pee into was an old glass from the kitchen) the effects were amazing. not only was it the smoothest, pain-free, gas-free enema ive ever had, but the warm urine in my colon actually made my bowel movements MORE regular! i think it was acting like a urine lubricant, because every day that week afterwards i had great, clean poops, barely any wiping required (except to dab up a little urine still exiting my anus). i quickly found a much better way than using a glass: a three foot length of clear plastic tubing (i use 1/8 inch diameter because my penis is very narrow and needlelike, but it should work with larger diameter tubing too). i insert the tube into my anus and push the head of my penis into the other end of the tube and pee directly into my colon. this has the added bonus of keeping the urine at body temperature, purely a comfort thing. it's been absolutely lifechanging and i usually carry the tube with me when i go out, just to keep my colon 'well lubricated'. im a portly gentleman so i just wrap the tube around my waist under my shirt to carry. you can barely smell urine at all. hope that helps!
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Roy posted:Are you just hearing about this? People have been giving this advice over at E/N for years. Yeah, E/N replies are 50% pee on yourself and 50% pee on your partner/family and sever.
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you irl posted:ive been using urine for years, although maybe not in the traditional way. i suffer from really bad chronic constipation and the best way to treat it is with regular enemas. but as you probably know if you use enemas too often your bowels will stop doing their normal motion on their own. HOWEVER aqueous urea inhibits the chemical signal your bowels use to interrupt motility. the best way to get aqueous urea (ie. not cream): urine. the first time it was a little weird (mainly because the only thing i had on hand to pee into was an old glass from the kitchen) the effects were amazing. not only was it the smoothest, pain-free, gas-free enema ive ever had, but the warm urine in my colon actually made my bowel movements MORE regular! i think it was acting like a urine lubricant, because every day that week afterwards i had great, clean poops, barely any wiping required (except to dab up a little urine still exiting my anus). i quickly found a much better way than using a glass: a three foot length of clear plastic tubing (i use 1/8 inch diameter because my penis is very narrow and needlelike, but it should work with larger diameter tubing too). i insert the tube into my anus and push the head of my penis into the other end of the tube and pee directly into my colon. this has the added bonus of keeping the urine at body temperature, purely a comfort thing. it's been absolutely lifechanging and i usually carry the tube with me when i go out, just to keep my colon 'well lubricated'. im a portly gentleman so i just wrap the tube around my waist under my shirt to carry. you can barely smell urine at all. hope that helps! lmao
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piss on me
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October Revolution posted:piss on me k but only if it's for THERAPY.
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you irl posted:ive been using urine for years, although maybe not in the traditional way. i suffer from really bad chronic constipation and the best way to treat it is with regular enemas. but as you probably know if you use enemas too often your bowels will stop doing their normal motion on their own. HOWEVER aqueous urea inhibits the chemical signal your bowels use to interrupt motility. the best way to get aqueous urea (ie. not cream): urine. the first time it was a little weird (mainly because the only thing i had on hand to pee into was an old glass from the kitchen) the effects were amazing. not only was it the smoothest, pain-free, gas-free enema ive ever had, but the warm urine in my colon actually made my bowel movements MORE regular! i think it was acting like a urine lubricant, because every day that week afterwards i had great, clean poops, barely any wiping required (except to dab up a little urine still exiting my anus). i quickly found a much better way than using a glass: a three foot length of clear plastic tubing (i use 1/8 inch diameter because my penis is very narrow and needlelike, but it should work with larger diameter tubing too). i insert the tube into my anus and push the head of my penis into the other end of the tube and pee directly into my colon. this has the added bonus of keeping the urine at body temperature, purely a comfort thing. it's been absolutely lifechanging and i usually carry the tube with me when i go out, just to keep my colon 'well lubricated'. im a portly gentleman so i just wrap the tube around my waist under my shirt to carry. you can barely smell urine at all. hope that helps! you can also work in pairs with this method
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