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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Hello! I'm forming an association of people with special abilities, people some might call "villains".

I don't, though. I call you friend.

Join me.

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NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Grimey Drawer
Here's a logo for your team.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:gas:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

You're on the list, scum ball.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Cool, beats waiting in line outside the club

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
*is insane, but still functional enough to mastermind elaborate plots and convince others to help me carry them out*

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

powered by burning jews

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
i foud you a sweet ride for your special club

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

brick cow posted:

i foud you a sweet ride for your special club



pls dont post my hoopty thnks

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

brick cow posted:

i foud you a sweet ride for your special club



Would be a wicked sweet ride.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
There's a few posters I'm recruiting but if you're not on the list and want to be, show me what you got.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

redshirt posted:

There's a few posters I'm recruiting but if you're not on the list and want to be, show me what you got.

i got retard strength

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

A misanthrope posted:

i got retard strength

You don't want to join this team, friend. Walk away.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

redshirt posted:

You don't want to join this team, friend. Walk away.

*stares out special ed class window, tears streamin down face as you leave*

becrumbac
Apr 25, 2012
gas thread ban op

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
So who the gently caress is this John Wick guy anyway? Everybody's all like, "don't you know who that is? It's John Wick!" I built a gravity wave powered quantum zorch ray on a secret moon base, but I'm not smart enough to deduce who John Wick is just by a bunch of jagoffs saying "that's John Wick!" He looks like fuckin' Neo if Keanu Reeves didn't shave for a week before he showed up to film and we're supposed to be scared of this guy? I don't get it. Is he the Punisher, or Batman, or Judge Dredd, or Dirty Harry, or one of those guys?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

A misanthrope posted:

*stares out special ed class window, tears streamin down face as you leave*

You're too good for this team of hosed up cast offs and assorted detritus.

naem
May 29, 2011

I'm a shooty man I'm a shooty murderer I have the power of shooteng

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

My special abilities include eating small tomatoes like apples and being good at cribbage.
Together with you, I alone will show them. I will show them all.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Can i join your villian club?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Can i join your villian club?

Most are welcome.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Hooray!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

What's your powers?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

redshirt posted:

What's your powers?

The power of love, like Ma-Ti from Captain Planet

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I also once ate a whole large domino's pizza by myself

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

The power of love, like Ma-Ti from Captain Planet

Hows it work? Give us an example?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
:love::love::love:no one say anything mean about Redshirt:love::love::love:

Let's see if it works

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Just spitballin a few supervillain noms de guerre:

The Modlester
Der Cummandant
Auym Geh
Plea Bargain Pedo Squad
Mr. Microaggressor

I don't even have an outfit. Guess I could bedazzle my snuggie.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

:love::love::love:no one say anything mean about Redshirt:love::love::love:

Let's see if it works

You are on the team!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Fetus Tree!
Psyopmonkey!
SpeedGem!

To me!

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

my power is exposing my penis to oncoming traffic

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Hey asswipe you said I'm on the list.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

amityville anus posted:

Hey asswipe you said I'm on the list.

Yeah?

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i am . . . the dick wagger

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

that's some next-level PC Master Race

also... my card, redshirt (see below)

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

The Mad Archivist posted:

that's some next-level PC Master Race

also... my card, redshirt (see below)

I don't read sigs.

What's your power?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

redshirt posted:

I don't read sigs.

What's your power?

byzantine systems of arrangement for files which drive all who look upon them mad :twisted:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

The Mad Archivist posted:

byzantine systems of arrangement for files which drive all who look upon them mad :twisted:

I dig it. You're on the team.

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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




*Is better written than the hero*

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