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Testikles posted:We will first need to secure the strategic areas! You can capture the marina with your shoggoths and prevent any humans from escaping. My Insektikorps will take command of the life guard shack and the sound stage so I can make my pronouncement as EMPEROR OF SPRING BREAK. Your pronouncement? My ancestors ruled the land the upper-Earth men now dwell upon, and I swore by the Old Ones of earth, sea, and sky that my descendants would do the same. You wish me to give up their birthright to you, insect? I will die before I allow such a dishonor! I will be the Empress of Spring Break!!!!!!!!
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im a loose cannon that cant be trusted
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Davethulhu posted:I control an army of expendable, inaccurate soldiers. Yes... YES!
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Pththya-lyi posted:Your pronouncement? My ancestors ruled the land the upper-Earth men now dwell upon, and I swore by the Old Ones of earth, sea, and sky that my descendants would do the same. You wish me to give up their birthright to you, insect? I will die before I allow such a dishonor! I will be the Empress of Spring Break!!!!!!!! Gentle things, please! We all have our areas of power and weakness, and if we will work together we'll need to reconcile some matters of control.. Don't hate on your fellow freaks!
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redshirt posted:Gentle things, please! We all have our areas of power and weakness, and if we will work together we'll need to reconcile some matters of control.. *reluctantly sits back down in his giant skull shaped chair*
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Testikles posted:*reluctantly sits back down in his giant skull shaped chair* As the leader of the Insektoids, what's your three top priorities?
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JossiRossi posted:*literally has the mental capabilities of a 2 year old and can only repeat his name, GRUNT, but is like super strong and has some tragic back story or something* Grunt, I'm gonna need you to take on these other poo poo posters.
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redshirt posted:As the leader of the Insektoids, what's your three top priorities? InsektiCONS! My three priorities are: conquering earth, enslaving the human race, glorifying the Insekticon race through my conquests.
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Testikles posted:InsektiCONS! Insekticons, yes. Of course. Hail! I apologize for the mix up as at the time I was also dealing with the Collecticoids and this must have crossed my thoughts. I look forward to working with you and your legions.
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*just shoots the hero in the loving face without any exposition*
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I'm the dude that explains our devious plans in great detail to the good guy, before sending them off to be killed in some overly complex way that allows them to escape somehow
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Robo Reagan posted:im gay Then get out, this thread is for Super Villains, not Fabulous Villains
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theperminator posted:I'm the dude that explains our devious plans in great detail to the good guy, before sending them off to be killed in some overly complex way that allows them to escape somehow So Advanced Thug then? Thanks for applying, you're not on the team.
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redshirts weakness is children
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redshirt posted:So Advanced Thug then? Guess I'll see if the Fabulous Villains will take me
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I don't have any powers. I just commit crimes based on my gimmick (the Great Depression era in the American Midwest). But the man who constantly foils my plans is on the hero team, and I think you really need me around to act as his foil.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I don't have any powers. I just commit crimes based on my gimmick (the Great Depression era in the American Midwest). Congrats! You're on the team! (as generic thug)
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We've got a pretty good team put together - feel free to still apply if you're interested. There's always openings for Thugs and Advanced Thugs. Now we need to start talking plans.
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david... posted:redshirts weakness is children It's called kryptotyke
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redshirt posted:We've got a pretty good team put together - feel free to still apply if you're interested. There's always openings for Thugs and Advanced Thugs. hold lowtax hostage in exchange for the unbanning of posters of our choice?
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our organization needs a name, too; something we'd be proud to burn into the surface of the moon with a giant laser
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infiltrate and then engineer a brutal coup in one of the subforums also add to my list of powers: ideas guy
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exspurt analcyst posted:
Shotgun. My powers are that I'm vaguely foreign and have henchman that wear turbans. Also some of them ride camels.
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can we invade byob and make it even more chill?Hector Beerlioz posted:It's called kryptotyke 
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protection rackets paid in plat certs against the smaller, weaker threads
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what are your powers redscurt
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Nation posted:what are your powers redscurt he's the, uh, "brains" of this operation money laundering..... but with bitcoin!!
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lure gnarly to our volcano lair and give him the "we're not so different" speech, but then leave him for dead in the underwater shark maze anyway
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The Mad Archivist posted:he's the, uh, "brains" of this operation can phones mine buttcoins? because we could hide a buttcoin miner in the awful app i think. i dunno, i'm the chill villain not the tech villain.
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Gatekeeper posted:can phones mine buttcoins? because we could hide a buttcoin miner in the awful app i think. i dunno, i'm the chill villain not the tech villain. theoretically, yes, but the limited power of the devices and small userbase would insure practically zero ROI so clearly it's a great idea, will file it away in S:NW:SAF:RSVT(0315)
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i went to high school with a girl who works at facebook now, i'll see if i can seduce/corrupt her and do something evil with that
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The Mad Archivist posted:our organization needs a name, too; something we'd be proud to burn into the surface of the moon with a giant laser I was thinking something like "The Renegades" but I'm totally open to suggestions. Like maybe an acronym would work better.
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Nation posted:what are your powers redscurt I've got a lot - I am an actual super villain, after all. One of them is super trolling. Also, super punctuality.
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redshirt posted:I was thinking something like "The Renegades" but I'm totally open to suggestions. Like maybe an acronym would work better. there is already a renegade crew, and it also implies an underdog status which is simply anathema to our supervillain status, acronyms are gold though
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The Mad Archivist posted:there is already a renegade crew, and it also implies an underdog status which is simply anathema to our supervillain status, acronyms are gold though Renegade Crew was destroyed. How about Redshirts Angels of Doom (RAD)?
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