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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

redshirt posted:

I like to eat poo poo and roll in poo poo and smell poo poo, and snuggle in your bed.

hosed up if true

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Big Beef City posted:

hosed up if true

Please to express my anal glands? I'll drag my rear end on the rug to let you know it's time.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Robo Reagan posted:




This is Erin i know goons are alpha manly buff men who only have big dogs but i rescued her from my neighbors who did things like leave her alone for three weeks with only one bowl of food, allowed her to get heart worms, and she constantly climbed over their wire fence to explore which means she was wandering around right next to a major highway

she's a good doggie and loves everything including you

don't post your own loving dogs jesus christ

this thread is for general dogkind

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

If they're "out" standing, well, bring them in! har har!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Don Tacorleone posted:

If they're "out" standing, well, bring them in! har har!

jess' a lil' frinnly ribbinn' from ur internet pal, Don Tacorleone, nu-thin' to be ashamed of, frinnnnn

if you're ever roun' the neirghgborhood, tell 'em Don Tacorleone sentcha'!

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

tada.wav
Dec 24, 2013

All but one of these dogs are good dogs

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

tada.wav posted:

All but one of these dogs are good dogs

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I like dogs a lot but poodles suck.

Someone try and defend poodles.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
they were originally hunting dogs and the curls in their fur makes it hard for their fur to retain water or something so they dont freeze to death

shame about whats happening to them now

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

I saw a full-sized poodle the other day. Like I had no idea that they were anything except the little poo poo tier dogs but they are actually pretty good and cool dogs when bigger. That's a general rule of thumb for dogs tho.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Sancho posted:

I saw a full-sized poodle the other day. Like I had no idea that they were anything except the little poo poo tier dogs but they are actually pretty good and cool dogs when bigger. That's a general rule of thumb for dogs tho.

Giant poodles are even worse.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


lol

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

tada.wav posted:

All but one of these dogs are good dogs



bullshit they're all clearly good as gently caress, from the big scooby doo motherfucker right down to the lil chihuahua. the fat supergrey oldest and fatherless pug is definitely good too although he's gotta sound like a loving nightmare, like a bad sex nightmare

tada.wav
Dec 24, 2013

Gatekeeper posted:

bullshit they're all clearly good as gently caress, from the big scooby doo motherfucker right down to the lil chihuahua. the fat supergrey oldest and fatherless pug is definitely good too although he's gotta sound like a loving nightmare, like a bad sex nightmare

It just stands to reason that one of these dogs is probably the bad dog

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

the one with the bow is frowning. i got my eye on u

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Fat Jesus posted:

good dogs fear Skydog, bad dogs give no fucks and are atheists and would wear fedoras if they could.

This explains it actually. Thanks.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Fat Jesus posted:

good dogs fear Skydog, bad dogs give no fucks and are atheists and would wear fedoras if they could.

Ever since dogs got the thundervest, they have turned their backs to skydog

Devil Wears Wings
Jul 17, 2006

Look ye upon the wages of diet soda and weep, for it is society's fault.
dogs can be p. cute and cool but cats are generally better hth

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
srsly tho, poodles pretty much have ideal pet personalities. toy poodles also age extremely well

blame france for those ridiculous hair cuts, they started it. like a lot of things, they took something originally german and tried their best to ruin it for everyone else

ninotoreS fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Mar 21, 2015

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

tada.wav posted:

All but one of these dogs are good dogs



It's this mother fucker right here.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down





redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I find it difficult to imagine any dog gif topping this dog gif.

It might happen, sure, but how?

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

redshirt posted:

I find it difficult to imagine any dog gif topping this dog gif.

It might happen, sure, but how?

The only gif that comes close is the dog that humps until he vomits.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRaPVTetseI

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

godamn I am going to drink some tequila tonight now.

edit: Also you found it the perfect dog

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster


two good dogs

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Captain Candiru posted:

The only gif that comes close is the dog that humps until he vomits.

Yeah that one is awesome and cool but also gross and frankly p. sexist.

The sledding one is just 100% pure dog awesomeness.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Hobo Siege posted:



two good dogs

So if you raise a fox from birth it will be a fox dog?

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster

redshirt posted:

So if you raise a fox from birth it will be a fox dog?

tbh you might end up with a slightly catty dog or you might end up with an erratic, unreasonable rear end in a top hat animal who shouldn't have been around humans in the first place

either way they smell like death and aren't hugely trainable BUT LOOK AT THAT FACE

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

redshirt posted:

Yeah that one is awesome and cool but also gross and frankly p. sexist.

The sledding one is just 100% pure dog awesomeness.

How is that sexist you weird gently caress? It's NORMAL in 99% of cases.

Apart from the puking part.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

that's a good dog how I teach dog do this


Hobo Siege posted:



two good dogs

:agreed:

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Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
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Fat Jesus posted:

good dogs fear Skydog, bad dogs give no fucks and are atheists and would wear fedoras if they could.

loving sheepdogs

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