got dat flaxseed in my oatmeal pleb boi

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uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

that should read plehboi thanks

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Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

You're fat

# ? Mar 20, 2015 15:16

Un chien andalou: Oct 22, 2008; The pipe is leaking

eh, I prefer hemp seeds. Gotta keep up on da ganja tip

# ? Mar 20, 2015 15:16

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

chia seeds nigga i wanna grow a chia pet in my anus

# ? Mar 20, 2015 15:19

uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

flax seed is good for you and so is oat meal (only hipster gym rat style steel cut ONLY). its like, nigga why dont you just put this healthy poo poo in your breakfast?

# ? Mar 20, 2015 15:45

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

Flax seed is pretty cool, it's good for your butt

# ? Mar 20, 2015 15:52

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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"i literally cant poo poo very well so i need to ingest a pound of bird seed erryday" -op

# ? Mar 20, 2015 15:54

FreddyJackieTurner: May 15, 2008

I ate two big blue berry bagels instead and washed it down with coffee.

# ? Mar 20, 2015 15:55

Libelous Slander: May 1, 2009; ... you're just creepy ...

protip: coffee WILL flush your colon

# ? Mar 20, 2015 16:00

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

fyodor posted:

"i literally cant poo poo very well so i need to ingest a pound of bird seed erryday" -op

Uh, flaxseed was the prefered grain of Charlemagne, and I'm pretty sure Charlemagne was way cooler than you.

# ? Mar 20, 2015 16:06

uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

yea not everyone is eating 6 pizza hot pockets/day so we cant all be blessed with diarrhea

# ? Mar 20, 2015 16:09

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

Arian_Samurai posted:

Uh, flaxseed was the prefered grain of Charlemagne, and I'm pretty sure Charlemagne was way cooler than you.

nigga couldnt even read

# ? Mar 20, 2015 16:29

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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charlemagne that name is gay as hell

# ? Mar 20, 2015 16:29

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

"Holy Roman Empire?" You heard of a little thing called separation of church and state, Charlemagne? Didn't think so.

# ? Mar 20, 2015 16:34

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

I LIKE when people say very bourgeois middle class things in a 'street' style. its unexpected and cool

# ? Mar 20, 2015 16:40

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

QUINOA, poo poo ffffuck duck poo poo

# ? Mar 20, 2015 16:41

uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

Epic Hamcat posted:

FIRST YOU GOTTA BE AGGRESSIVE IN ALL CAPS.

Hell yeah that's a good start. Repeat the opening threat now and stretch some vowels like natural speech. Ooooooh yeah, that feels so good. Daaaaaaaaammmn. Feeling badass yet? Another thing badasses do is drugs. I think drugs would make my brain feel sick (positive connotation) and I'm referencing DMT or ether -- just two of the drugs that appear in the Steadman poster on my wall.

New paragraph now. Be terse. BLATT! Onomatopoeia of an uzi shooting off in reference to the cool actions I took to get into this situation, reminding you that I'm a badass.

Continue the metaphor. Channel the character you've created and extend your warning to everyone reading. Hahahaha suck it.

Reiterate your threat. You're a serious badass now and ready to post this message online.

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Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

The Rage posted:

You're fat

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