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Casimir Radon posted:From what I read her behavior towards her sister doesn't quite make her a child molester, If you molest a child, you're a child molester. hth
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“Do we all have uteruses?” I asked my mother when I was seven. “Yes,” she told me. “We’re born with them, and with all our eggs, but they start out very small. And they aren’t ready to make babies until we’re older.” I look at my sister, now a slim, tough one-year-old, and at her tiny belly. I imagined her eggs inside her, like the sack of spider eggs in Charlotte’s Web, and her uterus, the size of a thimble. “Does her vagina look like mine?” “I guess so,” my mother said. “Just smaller.” One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked. My mother came running. “Mama, Mama! Grace has something in there!” My mother didn’t bother asking why I had opened Grace’s vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just got on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that Grace had stuffed six or seven pebbles in there. My mother removed them patiently while Grace cackled, thrilled that her prank had been a success.
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Mar 21, 2015 17:05
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I wonder if she's involved in a long running bet where she can never wear clothes that actually fit her.
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Mar 21, 2015 17:10
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she was a creative writing major a creative writing major
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Mar 21, 2015 17:16
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Horniest Manticore posted:she was a creative writing major sci-fi channel mill degree
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Horniest Manticore posted:she was a creative writing major it doesn't matter, she already had the connections. ty mom&dad.
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Mar 21, 2015 17:49
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Anything that makes goons irrationally angry gets a pass in my book. So she's cool with me, even though her show sucks.
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Mar 21, 2015 17:51
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Rambling Robot posted:it doesn't matter, she already had the connections. ty mom&dad. it's almost rubbing it in, taking that major. like, "i'm going to be successful no matter what. just to prove it, i'll choose the most pointless major ever."
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Horniest Manticore posted:it's almost rubbing it in, taking that major. like, "i'm going to be successful no matter what. just to prove it, i'll choose the most pointless major ever." Go to any Art School and track a freshman class through graduation in any creative major. You'll find that the successful in commercial media production always possess at least two of the following: 1. They've been doing this poo poo for a much longer time than the others. 2. They play well-enough with others to get ahead. 3. They have connections that let them jump in status. 4. They can produce consistent (not good, consistent) output.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:“Do we all have uteruses?” I asked my mother when I was seven. Is this where all the child molestation poo poo is from because that is completely stdh.txt you loving autists
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Nutsngum posted:Is this where all the child molestation poo poo is from because that is completely stdh.txt you loving autists yes
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Mar 21, 2015 18:19
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Mar 21, 2015 18:24
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The Dregs posted:Anything that makes goons irrationally angry gets a pass in my book. So she's cool with me, even though her show sucks. Glad to see some one is standing up for child molesters
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Mar 21, 2015 18:30
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Nutsngum posted:Is this where all the child molestation poo poo is from because that is completely stdh.txt you loving autists If I remember correctly, it was Breitbart.com that went crazy over her book and tried to make this a big deal. I just looked and they have a front page story about how Scandal's ratings dropped when Lena Dunham was on. Hard hitting journalism.
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Mar 21, 2015 18:31
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It's kind of a testament to nepotism and the permeability of the entertainment industry, her parents were so influential that they got her the gig while she looked like THAT I wonder what those meeting were like... "Yes Dave I know what she looks like but imagine all the other uggos who'll latch on because one of them is on screen now" It sets a dangerous precedent though, next we'll have films displaying the true height of the leading man
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Mar 21, 2015 18:46
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lol if you think that story makes her a child molester hahahaha
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Horniest Manticore posted:it's almost rubbing it in, taking that major. like, "i'm going to be successful no matter what. just to prove it, i'll choose the most pointless major ever." oh is that what you were offended by? i was offended by the fact that her writing is really lovely despite the fact that she majored in writing. there is just no excuse for that.
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Mar 21, 2015 20:40
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Mange Mite posted:oh is that what you were offended by? well, sure, that too
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I don't think you can really learn creativity. Structure, sure, but even a PhD in "Creative Writing" doesn't mean your stories won't suck anymore. david... posted:lol if you think that story makes her a child molester hahahaha While it doesn't necessarily make her a textbook child molester, it makes her a clinically retarded person for telling the story so many years later. She thinks it makes her interesting or profound. It doesn't.
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Shadow posted:I don't think you can really learn creativity. Structure, sure, but even a PhD in "Creative Writing" doesn't mean your stories won't suck anymore. the more you formally study a creative field, the worse you get at it. eventually you turn into a self-absorbed cipher like dunners who can only write about herself and people just like her
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Shadow posted:I don't think you can really learn creativity. Structure, sure, but even a PhD in "Creative Writing" doesn't mean your stories won't suck anymore. you can practice creativity but a ph d probably means it was academic reading and thinking rather than doing
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Mar 21, 2015 21:05
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Academia is a bigger loving joke than the existence of dunHam
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Mar 21, 2015 21:07
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raditts posted:...and that chick is Brian Williams's daughter Every self-described "New Yorker" is identical to him. Same condo living situation, same disregard for the "average" man, same sheltered expectations, gay. Completely interchangeable.
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Mar 21, 2015 21:11
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How many times do you guys think she grumbled "you think you're SO pretty" while she was writing the scene where Brian Williams Daughter gets her rear end motorboated. I bet it was a lot.
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Mar 21, 2015 21:11
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I bet the guys who pine over her are incredibly out of her league on the show. c/d?
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Mar 21, 2015 21:13
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i bet most goons would make out with her if she came on to them 
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Mar 21, 2015 21:15
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Maldoror posted:i bet most goons would make out with her if she came on to them I can say with absolute certainty I would not. Not all goons are basement dwelling trolls.  Just most of them are.
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Nutsngum posted:Is this where all the child molestation poo poo is from because that is completely stdh.txt you loving autists she describes j/oing in bed next to her sister when she was 17 in the book
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Mar 21, 2015 21:26
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Maldoror posted:i bet most goons would make out with her if she came on to them I can't really imagine anyone would tbqh. Except maybe as a sugar momma type of deal. She probably gives good head.
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^^ even then, gently caress that. I can afford most things I want. I don't need to spend time with that ugly, talentless hack bonvivant posted:she describes j/oing in bed next to her sister when she was 17 in the book ... just joining her in bed, or "opening her vagina"? VV I was so going to type "actually I'd punch her in the face if she tried" but decided not to. 
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Maldoror posted:i bet most goons would make out with her if she came on to them I'd wind up on COPS for beating a "woman".
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Nutsngum posted:Is this where all the child molestation poo poo is from because that is completely stdh.txt you loving autists Lena Dunham posted:As she grew, I took to bribing her for her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a “motorcycle chick.” Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just “relax on me.” Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was trying. Lena Dunham posted:I shared a bed with my sister, Grace, until I was seventeen years old. She was afraid to sleep alone and would begin asking me around 5:00 P.M. every day whether she could sleep with me. I put on a big show of saying no, taking pleasure in watching her beg and sulk, but eventually I always relented. Her sticky, muscly little body thrashed beside me every night as I read Anne Sexton, watched reruns of SNL, sometimes even as I slipped my hand into my underwear to figure some stuff out. Sorry but that's p. creepy.
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amityville anus posted:I'd wind up on COPS for beating a "woman". that would be hosed up amityville anus
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JESUS loving CHRIST WHY IS SHE ALLOWED ON TV I mean, aren't her parents loving horrified by this!?? "Her sticky, muscly little body thrashed beside me every night as I read Anne Sexton, watched reruns of SNL, sometimes even as I slipped my hand into my underwear to figure some stuff out." NO... JUST NO 
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bonvivant posted:what that's how she describes her escapades with her (at the time) 1 year old sister  This loving oval office is disgusting and based on the quote a few posts up, I can't believe her parents used connections to get her a loving show. If I had a daughter and read that poo poo, I'd disown her in a loving heart beat.
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Whiskey Sours posted:I'm more than willing to accept that Lena Dunham is racist, but I'm going to need more evidence than the word of some guy on the internet.
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lena dubham drops the meat hamhamhamhamhamhamham - wubwubwubwub
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bonvivant posted:that would be hosed up amityville anus Yeah, why would that 'Ham think "she" has a shot at somebody of my caliber?
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Shadow posted:This loving oval office is disgusting and based on the quote a few posts up, I can't believe her parents used connections to get her a loving show. If I had a daughter and read that poo poo, I'd disown her in a loving heart beat. Not only did they help get her a show, they helped get her first feature film out of school into The Criterion Collection. Nevermind that she was able to make a full-blooded feature film right away after school, she got it put into the brand known for being the snooty "best of the best of cinema."
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