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uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
because 1. im not gonna listen to their anti cigarette propaganda song and 2. they are usually more slutty. i do not smoke but am considering taking it up to maintain this anti-mainstream facade

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snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
[NOPE]

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
you're doing great op

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
good points

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i dont know what that means op.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Let's go back to your first point where you said

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
post women biotruths itt

if she smokes, she sucks massive hot loads of cock every hour

if she likes horses, run the gently caress away

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

bad thread is now about dinosaurs

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
drawn on eyebrows nooooooo

or yes?

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

wait what one is swiping right? loving?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
if she smokes she pokes

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

swipe front to back to avoid bacterial infections in your vagina, op.

Battery Joe
Apr 12, 2007
talkin' shit about a pretty sunset
wipe with ur phone lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

"hmm.. maybe I don't want to hook up with someone w/ an oral fixation" - a smart man

Battery Joe
Apr 12, 2007
talkin' shit about a pretty sunset

Crash_N_Burn posted:

"hmm.. maybe I don't want to hook up with someone w/ an oral fixation" - a smart man

bettre 2 get your herpes over with

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

You Are Wife is correct

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

uG posted:

because 1. im not gonna listen to their anti cigarette propaganda song and 2. they are usually more slutty. i do not smoke but am considering taking it up to maintain this anti-mainstream facade

No "smoking hot" joke, rated 3.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

HASHTAG

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Xaris posted:

if she likes horses, run the gently caress away

Holy gently caress are you not kidding. Seeing this post a few years ago could've saved me a lot of trouble, a soiled mattress, and various broken fixtures in my apartment.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012




i didnt know dolphins and 'saurs coexisted

turnways
Jun 22, 2004

same, op.

smop.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
lol you pay 10 dollars a month for a hot or not app

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Redleg
Jul 7, 2003

What an odd looking.....Figurine

I wonder if that man is embarrassed to have participated in that commercial and saying that word like that.

snufkins
Feb 8, 2014

I own everything I see and everything that pleases me.

I own the entire world.
I think it's hot. You don't think it's hot? Cancer is super hot.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

PT6A posted:

Holy gently caress are you not kidding. Seeing this post a few years ago could've saved me a lot of trouble, a soiled mattress, and various broken fixtures in my apartment.

come on, dont leave us hanging

explain more

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

bad thread is now about dinosaurs



Bad thread is now about dinosaurs and hedgehogs.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
if she smokes she pokes

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp

Ramsus posted:

if she smokes she pokes

it's not rape if he smokes

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Xaris posted:

come on, dont leave us hanging

explain more

I picked her up when she was "sober" but had just slammed a mickey of vodka for some unknown reason. She ended up pretty much going crazy, then trying to get me to gently caress her, then she passed out for a while, then she tried to get me to gently caress her again, then she got mad and locked herself in the bathroom. At some point, she tried to stand up and passed out again backwards into the bathtub and broke the ceramic soap dish off the wall. I got her a taxi, got her into the taxi, she told me to gently caress off and said she was going to get out and walk (as we were doing 50 down the street and the driver was pressing the lock button over and over again so she couldn't get out. Then she attacked me very ineffectively for a while, then we got to her house and she invited me inside and tried to get me to gently caress her again.

On the way back to my place, the taxi driver mentions she had a massive pissstain on her jeans. I later find out that there's piss all over the bathroom floor, so I clean it up and decide to go out to the pub (it's only 9PM at this point). While there, I met someone who had an eerily similar tale, and we find out it was the same crazy-rear end woman (who, I found out weeks later from this guy, claimed she does this sort of thing because she likes being raped). Later, when I went home, I discovered she had also pissed all over my bed during one of her periods of being passed out.

She was a show-jumper by profession, and had got a spot on a TV show doing that. Yep, horses are a definite danger signal.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

uG posted:

because 1. im not gonna listen to their anti cigarette propaganda song and 2. they are usually more slutty. i do not smoke but am considering taking it up to maintain this anti-mainstream facade

please also post an "I lost my virginity" thread when, if, you ever do.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

proof of concept posted:

if she smokes she pokes


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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Another piece of poo poo thread that I'm glad to scream about poop and poo poo and call the OP a human being who I wish extreme painful death upon.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Smoking is gross

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
Smoking puts tar in your lungs, which has also killed many dinosaurs.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

this pic is extremely swag i like it a lot

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Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
what does swipe right mean

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