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Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

JebanyPedal posted:

Ugly Tall Person Who Is Insanely Insecure: LMAO MANLETS CANT GET NO PUSSY.

Will they EVER learn??

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Pox
Feb 16, 2015

Plafop posted:

My talldaddy always makes sure my wife's pussy gets a good beating before I get to feast. :)

Ah yes, this is definitely a normal and cool person with a good life irl

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

plafop feeds on goons acting shocked that hes a worthless piece of poo poo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

TEAYCHES posted:

plafop feeds on goons acting shocked that hes a worthless piece of poo poo

Ruff Ryders.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I am not shocked in the least that this thread degenerated into plafop's latest forum outhouse at record speed. Must have figured there'd be a lot of easy bait.

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

I already am 6'2" and broke, it's alright.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Plafop posted:

My talldaddy always makes sure my wife's pussy gets a good beating before I get to feast. :)
My tall daddy gets his kneecaps broken because I don't put up with his entitled poo poo.

Sorry you don't have anything more going on with your life I say as I drive him to his parents house.

Also you are projecting super hard and assuming others are as broken as you.

ate shit on live tv fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Mar 22, 2015

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Powercrazy posted:

My tall daddy gets his kneecaps broken because I don't put up with his entitled poo poo.

Sorry you don't have anything more going on with your life I say as I drive him to his parents house.

Also you are projecting super hard and assuming others are as broken as you.

Bratty little manlets don't get any talldaddy leftovers. You better get that behavior fixed pronto little guy.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'd rather stay 6'2 because if i had 25 million bucks I'd be dead in a year.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Powercrazy posted:

My tall daddy gets his kneecaps broken because I don't put up with his entitled poo poo.


what the gently caress have you tried therapy


Also you are projecting super hard

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
I would accept the height decrease and use my newfound wealth and power to force every other person on earth to have their legs sawn off at the pelvis then be all like "What now motherfuckers? :boom:"

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Nah just don't really care about people who define themselves by physical characteristics.

It's a little creepy tbqh, and when they start trying to intimidate me I Stand My Ground.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
uhh seems like you care a lot, yeah it is creepy

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Powercrazy posted:

Nah just don't really care about people who define themselves by physical characteristics.

It's a little creepy tbqh, and when they start trying to intimidate me I Stand My Ground.

Who cares what a gross little manlet thinks. No one wants you buzzing around

pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
5'6 24.9 millions dollars and some 8 inch stilt shoes

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Insanely Insecure Tall Guy At Gym With 315 Pound Deadlift and Mediocre Physique With Flat B ack: LMAO THESE MANLETS TRYING TO COMPENSATE

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
I really pity these people who can't get laid, can't get paid, and basically have no place in this capitalistic society,

So they blame their situation on immutable characterisrics. I'm not tall enoug, I'm black, I'm a women, any reason they can find to avoid the reality.

Then they project those "truths" on others. Sad, sad and pathetic.

ate shit on live tv fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Mar 22, 2015

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

If you are big you are a phony because other people value that attribute.

Don't question it.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Powercrazy posted:

I'm 6'9"

And still don't care.

Maybe when you get on your step stool.

return0
Apr 11, 2007
5 10 here, which seems normal tbh, and this thread shows that tall people are creepy and definitely closet gay

that said I would not take either option op

Pox
Feb 16, 2015
I'm 4'20

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pox posted:

I'm 4'20

5'8?

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
How is this even a question? Of course I'd rather be 5'6 and have 25 mill. Being set for life and not having to work trumps almost every other consideration.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
that post was less

Powercrazy posted:

Sad, sad and pathetic.

before you edited it when you just admitted that you're a small round boyman pedophile who likes cartoon porn

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Stoic Commie posted:

that post was less


before you edited it when you just admitted that you're a small round boyman pedophile who likes cartoon porn
:allears:

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro

JebanyPedal posted:

Insanely Insecure Tall Guy At Gym With 315 Pound Deadlift and Mediocre Physique With Flat B ack: LMAO THESE MANLETS TRYING TO COMPENSATE

as far as i can tell the people who get super hung up about height are clinically depressed short people. tall people don't really care

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Digiwizzard posted:

as far as i can tell the people who get super hung up about height are clinically depressed short people. tall people don't really care

Clinically depressed tall people care too because goddammit they need something to feel good about!

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Pro tip: no one but insecure people care about their immutable physical characteristics, HTH.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Powercrazy posted:

Pro tip: no one but insecure people care about their immutable physical characteristics, HTH.

But everybody hurts, sometimes.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Powercrazy posted:

Pro tip: no one but insecure people care about their immutable physical characteristics, HTH.
are you the goon who said the most important thing to women is sense of humor? If so, lol.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

This short dumbfuck is better than tall folks because tall folks care about height. Because they are tall.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

>my vagina when a manlet is near me

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

GBS

e: GAS

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012

Robbie Fowler posted:

Only 5'7 now, would rather lose an inch and gain 25mill than gain 7 inches and be a scrub.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Plafop posted:

are you the goon who said the most important thing to women is sense of humor? If so, lol.

No. But maybe one day you'll be able to justify your crippling inferiority complex.

Good Luck :)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
plafop is 5' 1", i have proof.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Powercrazy posted:

No. But maybe one day you'll be able to justify your crippling inferiority complex.

Good Luck :)

Maybe one day you will find the pleasure in submitting to your very own talldaddy.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Powercrazy posted:

Pro tip: no one but insecure people care about their immutable physical characteristics, HTH.

you just keep saying this over and over in every post are you also rocking back and forth irl. are you crying right now

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Plafop posted:

Maybe one day you will find the pleasure in submitting to your very own talldaddy.

No dude, tall daddies get PUNISHED and STOOD UP to.

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Pox
Feb 16, 2015
"Tall daddies"

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