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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

*finds new and profound meaning in chart music marketed at 14 year old girls*

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Heehee Hartlocks
Feb 9, 2012

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
im gay

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
gains 14 lbs eating at chipotle because she didnt like chipotle and gently caress it im going to make up for lost time

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
*rates thread 1 so hard op can feel it*

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Vim Fuego posted:

*rates thread 1 so hard op can feel it*

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
*gets therapy*

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Well, I'd certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert, if not particularly good taste.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
*plays Never Meant by American Football on a loop*

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

*listens to a lot of john mayer in between JO seshes*

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

*kills self*

That will show her.

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND
Jan 21, 2008

might be able to contribute in a few months, will check back later

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
*makes terrible ITT threads*

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

*flicks corner of razor blade back and forth across rear end in a top hat wrinkles in bathroom while crying*

Sephuran
Nov 12, 2011

*enlists*

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

*swipes right*

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Oh poor little Flo
How I loved you so
Especially in your nightie.

When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Oh Jesus Christ almighty

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
*is dead inside*. *still hates self after like 9 months later*

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
*thinks to self*
"Shouldn't have gone on that vacation."

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy

Bregor posted:

*makes terrible ITT threads*

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
* calls her *
* calls her again *
* texts her
* texts her again
* calls her *
* calls her again *
* texts her
* texts her again
* calls her *
* calls her again *
* texts her
* texts her again
* calls her *
* calls her again *
* texts her
* texts her again
* calls her *
* calls her again *
...
* restraining order *

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

*loudly refers to her as a 'heartless bitch' to friend, then says 'at least i got to gently caress her' in a large tourist lift/elevator packed with families, still cringes over the memory nearly 10 years later*

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
*listens to the same gently caress-you playlist of break-up songs that has existed since late high school and has only been slightly altered by adding a new song here and there*

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
After many calls and texts she agreed we should meet at her workplace.
I got there and was subdued by her co-workers.
Turns out I've had another psychotic episode and stabbed her to death.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

op making weirdly specific posts itt

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
*purposely neglects plants she bought until they die*

*keeps dead plants on display*

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



*what's his name*

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry
" I thought we were gonna be together FOREVER! :qq:"

*starts playing WoW*

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Drinks a 6 pack because now I can drink however much I want

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

This thread is triggering me.

murex
Apr 30, 2009

by Lowtax
please ban all itt threads

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Im gay and i piss

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Think of all the free time you'll have for drinking and crying!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

*giggles like a child, relieved that i am free of a soul sucking arrangement i was too cowardly to end*

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Dating 3ds yeah rite

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
butt chugs

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

opus111 posted:

*finds new and profound meaning in chart music marketed at 14 year old girls*

some advice: eat a lot of ice cream and become fatter. join plentyoffish and fetlife. enjoy your new life.

IXCE
Nov 27, 2007

It's time to take naps and eat yum yum...and I'm all outta yum.
I can now go back to playing video games all day and watching pornos.

www
Aug 4, 2010

women are such simple creatures

dk2m
May 6, 2009
*uses new found time wisely, develops new hobbies, travels and meets new people*

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Pice of Shit
Jun 11, 2003
I got mail....yay.
*adds e/n to my subforum rotation*

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