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logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

im not stickin my face in that thing!

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:15

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

i'm a homosexual

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:16

ferroque: Oct 27, 2007

hrmm... what's that... tastes like... pennies.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:16

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i tried to think of something but i just couldn't, the idea of not devouring a pussy is so foreign to my brain

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:19

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

This is the most unrealistic itt that has ever been proposed.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:20

IzzyFnStradlin: Jun 19, 2004

i'm black guy, so no. oh by the way, have some HIV on the house.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:20

Reiche: Jan 28, 2009; I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

So help me god if I find a hair

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:21

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

*prefers shaved*
*might be a pedo*

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:22

pixelbaron: Mar 18, 2009; ~ Notice me, Shempai! ~

*motorboats that puss*

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:23

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Ham Flaps and Roast Beef Curtains are deceptive names. This tastes nothing like what I imagined.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:27

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

pls shower

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:28

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

Pube stuck in your teeth

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:40

Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

My fingers smell like wood chips!

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:41

Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

sometimes you just have to suck it up

literally

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:50

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

gross, dude, pee comes from there

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:51

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

why does this pussy have onions in it? i asked for no onions.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:51

Laslow: Jul 18, 2007

*looks around slyly*

*sprays a lil banaca on it*

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:14

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Eat poo poo until it reroutes to your nutsack and your nutsack is just like your entire body a WORTHLESS SHITSACK FUCKER OP!!!!

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:15

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Um...You might want to invest in a better grade of toilet paper.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:28

Plafop: Oct 11, 2012; by Ralp

Pussy is loving gross. There's not a single woman on earth that wouldn't be improved by replacing her disgusting stinking fish slime pit with a nice hard cock.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:32

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

ur real wet

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:07

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

takes out towel

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:07

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

dries puss with an archaeological meticulosity

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:08

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

i dont care if you built it in your hands out of an old ferengi cargo ship

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:08

shove me like you do: Dec 9, 2007; Real Neato; Fun Shoe

If your pubes arent shaved into an arrow pointing straight at your clit im having none of it.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:19

Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

goes to spencers and buys cherry flavored oral gel

browses the tshirts, finds a funny one, but doesn't buy that

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:20

Snotty By Nature: Sep 11, 2007

Real men eat rear end.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:22

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Your labia is way too small. This is boring.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:22

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

lmbo if uve nevr had pubes up in ur grill

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:22

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

One side of your labia is 2 inches longer than the other. I don't like the aesthetic. Sorry. K bye.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:22

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Not without donair, ranch, or ketchup on that thing!

# ? Mar 22, 2015 03:40

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

It smells like a tuna fish sandwich.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 03:52

Ghost of Eazy E: Feb 4, 2013; WANTED: BREAD OR ALIVE

Who ate all the pussy? I wanted some for later.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 04:26

Sic Semper Goon: Mar 1, 2015; Eu tu?; Switchblade Switcharoo

OH MY GOD, THAT FISH STENCH, LITERALLY GAG!!!

- Sic Semper Goon, age 17, with some appalling internet hookup.

Only two years later did I find out about bacterial vaginosis.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:37

Russian Remoulade: Feb 22, 2009

A Boy and His Herb. posted:

Real men eat rear end.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:42

1000 Sweaty Rikers: Oct 13, 2005

*has traumatic flashbacks to the brain bug scenes from Starship Troopers*

# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:56

Han Solomon: Mar 7, 2015; BOUND
AND
GAGGED

anyone have that story of that person who was eating a girl out while chewing gum and accidentaly ate a chlamydia cyst because he thought it was his gum and got chlamydia all down his throat?

was pretty gross

# ? Mar 22, 2015 08:28

Topographic Nap: Apr 22, 2007

"just so you know I don't normally do this" - in reference to breaking the 3rd date rule

# ? Mar 22, 2015 08:33

Speleothing: May 6, 2008; Spare batteries are pretty key.

My current lay has really thick, coarse hair and plenty of it. So I have stuck to fingering and railing.

Of course, I haven't gotten any bjs either

# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:24

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NurhacisUrn: Jul 18, 2013; All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Waltzing Along posted:

One side of your labia is 2 inches longer than the other. I don't like the aesthetic. Sorry. K bye.

A Boy and His Herb. posted:

Real men eat rear end.

Ferroque posted:

hrmm... what's that... tastes like... pennies.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:29

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