gordon ramsay in a can

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g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

do you think that like 200 years from now we'll have some sludgy rear end beef wellington in a can and ramsay's name will be synonymous with $1 canned foods for children

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:21

Reer: Sep 27, 2007; by Ralp

nah

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:10

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Chefs who aren't known for teaching are quickly forgotten.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:11

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

yes

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:11

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:13

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

A misanthrope posted:

lol

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:14

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

for a dude who likes to scoff at people for using jarred sauce its pretty funny that he endorses some

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:16

g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

JakeP posted:

for a dude who likes to scoff at people for using jarred sauce its pretty funny that he endorses some

it's almost like his restaurant empire is crumbling and he needs money

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:17

g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

although i guess it does say on the jar he doesn't get a penny for some reason

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:18

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Hes like Donald Trump, most of his income comes from his TV shows and poo poo

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:20

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

i enjoy watching him berate idiots

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:20

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

g0lbez posted:

although i guess it does say on the jar he doesn't get a penny for some reason

He doesn't get a penny, he gets multiple dollars.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:20

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

hed be getting wheels of marscapone, which is chef talk for cheddar

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:25

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

that gents is why they call it wheeling it in :homebrew:

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:31

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

mascarpone is like lovely italian creamcheese that doesnt go on bagels

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:32

g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

mascarpone is actually total poo poo. how do you guys feel about manchego

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:33

Haschel Cedricson: Jan 4, 2006; Brinkmanship

"Thank you for calling Walmart; how can I help you?"
:phone:

"Hello, do you have Gordon Ramsay in a can?"
:phoneb:

"Yes we do."
:phone:

"Well, you'd better let him out!" :owned:

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:39

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

YOU BETTER GO CATCH HIM

# ? Mar 22, 2015 05:50

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

START OVER, DO IT AGAIN.

ITS RAWWWWWWWW.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 06:07

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

# ? Mar 22, 2015 06:09

g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

JebanyPedal posted:

you didn't make the first post at all! this is like the 20th post in the thread or something wtf??

# ? Mar 22, 2015 06:10

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

g0lbez posted:

you didn't make the first post at all! this is like the 20th post in the thread or something wtf??

If you look closely you'll see that I made First Post.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 06:11

g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

JebanyPedal posted:

If you look closely you'll see that I made First Post.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 06:11

Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

i want hom to kiss me while i touch his wrinkleface

# ? Mar 22, 2015 06:27

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 250 days!)

You donkey alaronge

# ? Mar 22, 2015 06:35

Humboldt Squid: Jan 21, 2006

Word star chef gordon ramsey here to tell you to use fresh ingredients and clean up your kitchen. Bet you never thought of that huh u donker. u've given up!!

# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:18

Vulture Culture: Jul 14, 2003; I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

JakeP posted:

for a dude who likes to scoff at people for using jarred sauce its pretty funny that he endorses some

he doesn't poo poo on jarred sauce, he shits on people who try to serve that poo poo in a restaurant and charge money for it. hdgaf what people do in their kitchens

# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:34

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

A misanthrope posted:

British cuisine :v:

# ? Mar 22, 2015 08:18

haris pilton: Sep 4, 2014

He makes it painfully obvious that American owned restaurants only serve frozen food that they microwaved to a pulp.
And according to Gordon every American restaurant should become a steakhouse.

For Europeans this is greatly entertaining.

I hope Gordon Ramsey lives forever.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:37

Swizzbutt: Jul 12, 2014

What about us vegans?? Tofu Wellington is just as good!!! I am a mother and

# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:58

NurhacisUrn: Jul 18, 2013; All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Probably. That son of a whore is always telling people not to get credit cards and to save their money. Pssh, yeah right, on 7.17 an hour who is saving a goddamn thing?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:59

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:01

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

g0lbez posted:

although i guess it does say on the jar he doesn't get a penny for some reason

Those were for charity.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:37

Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

haris pilton posted:

He makes it painfully obvious that American owned restaurants only serve frozen food that they microwaved to a pulp.
And according to Gordon every American restaurant should become a steakhouse.

For Europeans this is greatly entertaining.

I hope Gordon Ramsey lives forever.

In the UK version he wants every restaurant to be a Bistro and literally everybody lies to him.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:42

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Gordon Ramsay was actually killed years ago by his twin brother Landon and only now am I breaking my vow to never speak of what I know.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:45

feld: Feb 11, 2008; Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman

Haschel Cedricson posted:

"Thank you for calling Walmart; how can I help you?"
"Hello, do you have Gordon Ramsay in a can?"
"Yes we do."
"Well, you'd better let him out!"

nobody has phones with cords anymore. can we get these gifs updated to look like giant phablets ?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:03

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

g0lbez posted:

do you think that like 200 years from now we'll have some sludgy rear end beef wellington in a can and ramsay's name will be synonymous with $1 canned foods for children

But seriously his beef wellington recipe is the poo poo I make it every holiday and when filet mignon is on sale at my supermarket

# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:08

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

I liked The F Word. Also he got out-manned by James May, my true hero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xhfJRdwHnU

# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:08

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

mng posted:

I liked The F Word. Also he got out-manned by James May, my true hero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xhfJRdwHnU

"It's huge in China"

"It's huge on your plate, actually."

# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:38

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Ramsus: Sep 14, 2002; by Hand Knit

I like him and he jumps around like he's all coked up which is great.

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