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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
n/t

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

amame papi

forever whatever
Sep 28, 2007

Hitting the wall.
im gay

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

What do you put in your cargo pants and what kind of cell phone do you have? tia

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Do you want :20bux:?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I don't want to go to bed because my wife is sick and last night she sweated so much that the sheets got soaked.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Inevitable posted:

I don't want to go to bed because my wife is sick and last night she sweated so much that the sheets got soaked.

Wow man sorry to hear that, both because your wife is sick and because you gotta sleep in sweat sheets.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Inevitable posted:

I don't want to go to bed because my wife is sick and last night she sweated so much that the sheets got soaked.
Sounds good to me. You should go you might like it.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I'm like, "I'm tired but I don't want to wake up in wet sweat sheets at 2am again, I guess I'll shitpost instead"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

whats wrong with sweat sheets just shower when you wake up.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sleep in the disused crib of your dead child that you both were too afraid to get rid of.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Inevitable posted:

I don't want to go to bed because my wife is sick and last night she sweated so much that the sheets got soaked.

girls aren't supposed to sweat op i think you married a dick girl (a man)

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

He married a gun.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i drench the gently caress out of sheets. night sweats. buckets of sweat.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

numberoneposter posted:

i drench the gently caress out of sheets. night sweats. buckets of sweat.

Drench my bung entrance with semen.

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

Inevitable posted:

I don't want to go to bed because my wife is sick and last night she sweated so much that the sheets got soaked.

What the hell man? You gotta help her! Be her Rose of Sharon and let her suckle your teat until she recovers.

Come on, man. I shouldn't have to tell you this.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

cum everywhere

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Beat your wife and say "Wham bam thank you mam."

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

JebanyPedal posted:

Beat your wife and say "Wham bam thank you mam."
GBS requires a steady stream of spousal blood

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

numberoneposter posted:

i drench the gently caress out of sheets. night sweats. buckets of sweat.

are you a girl tho? dick girl??

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Inevitable posted:

I'm like, "I'm tired but I don't want to wake up in wet sweat sheets at 2am again, I guess I'll shitpost instead"

Just do both, we live in an age of miracles where you can toss and turn in gross sweaty sheets and shitpost on your phone all at the same time

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
All like "ugh, god this bed is gross, well better let SA know about it"

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
now in bed and still shitposting, it's an amazing age we live in.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
See I told you

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

Inevitable posted:

now in bed and still shitposting, it's an amazing age we live in.

Scare your wife awake and video tape it. Try to convince her it was a fever dream.

You can say it was my idea if anything goes wrong.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
nows your chance to piss the bed since she wont notice a thing

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED

C. Everett Koop posted:

nows your chance to piss the bed since she wont notice a thing

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



why your mom love my cock so much op

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
how come more people dont drink pee when it's sterile?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Throw some kitty litter in that bed

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
This works out pretty good because I don't give a gently caress about you or the people your life.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




What color is the dress?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
what makes you think that a mere self-imposed compulsion is enough to resist the allure of coating my posts in your forums piss, op

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
What do you think of this animated picture?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Yaos posted:

What do you think of this animated picture?


:eyepop: wowwow

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Got through the night without piss or sweat, back to shitposting on a glorious sunday morning, also I now have a terrible pimple right on the colmella of my nose and holy poo poo it hurts, maybe I'll record myself popping it and become a youtube celebrity

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i want to know more about the incredibly sweaty wife

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I think I'm sick now though, so I'm back in bed. is this irony?

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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Inevitable posted:

I think I'm sick now though, so I'm back in bed. is this irony?

she passed the disease on to you and then while your infection rages and she's better you'll pass it on to her again

the circle of life

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