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Hmmmmm, no, I'm better than that, maybe somebody else will write something i can riff off of
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im gay no wait thats old and played out wow im so gay o poo poo im gay
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Hm, this thread isn't as funny as I thought it would be, I don't think I'll respond to it.
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Aralan posted:Hmmmmm, no, I'm better than that, maybe somebody else will write something i can riff off of gently caress you! JakeP posted:im gay no wait thats old and played out wow im so gay o poo poo im gay gently caress you too!!
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idiots!
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Inspired by a true story
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Mar 22, 2015 07:05
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Looks like that whore got ni**ered
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Aralan posted:Hmmmmm, no, I'm better than that, maybe somebody else will write something i can riff off of are you as drunk as i am you beautiful person
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The Rage posted:Looks like that whore got ni**ered no
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-****** him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.' The classroom erupted in cheers!
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It was me, I was that marine, as god's living avatar i also want you guys to know god says "I'm gay"
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Mar 22, 2015 07:22
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I deleted another reply before that one, I want you all to know it was just terrible. What I posted wasn't great either, so can you even imagine?
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Mar 22, 2015 07:23
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threads over man, let it go
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JakeP posted:threads over man, let it go
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Mar 22, 2015 07:44
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backspace andlete dont ecxist op
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oopssry for bump thred i didnt see it was ove
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actually god kills soldiers who defend someone's right to be a human being douchebag
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A Northern Republican factory owner and imperialist was teaching a class on Abraham Lincoln, known authoritarian war criminal. “Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Lincoln and accept that he was the most compassionate humanitarian the world has ever known, even kinder than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, CSA champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of secession and fully supported the rights of all states stood up and held up a copy of the Declaration of Independence. ”Were the founding fathers in the right when they declared independence from the British empire, Yankee?” The arrogant professor smirked quite abolitionistly and smugly replied “Of course they were, you stupid redneck” ”Is that so? It’s been 85 years since the colonies broke away from the English. If they had a right to independence, as you say, then how can you condemn Dixie for doing the same?” The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Emancipation Proclamation. He stormed out of the room crying those Republican crocodile tears. The same tears Republicans cry for the “slaves”, who today live in such opulence that they live longer and more comfortable lives than northern factory workers. The students applauded and all recognized the legitimacy of the Confederate government that day and accepted Jefferson Davis as the rightful president and head of state. An eagle named “Johnny Reb” flew into the room and perched atop the Blood Stained Banner and shed a tear on the chalk. The Bonnie Blue Flag was sung several times, and the Lord God himself showed up and affirmed his support of slavery as written in the Scriptures. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was killed by a rabid runaway slave and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Deo Vindice
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I have a badjoke.txt that I copy/paste from.
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funzo2226 posted:A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. A Judeo-Bolshevist homosexual capitalist banker and smoker was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known ethnic Jew. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved Übermensch that the world has ever known, even greater than Adolf Hitler." At this moment, a brave, folkish, nationalist Waffen-SS member who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of non-Marxist socialism and hated the Jews for stabbing the Germans in the back stood up and held up a rock. "How old is this rock?" The arrogant banker smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Nazi." "Correct. It's been 4.6 billion years since geothermic forces created it. The natural scientific model must be applied to the political sphere, and thus foreign elements must be removed so that the rock of Germany will be pure." The banker was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of the Treaty of Versailles. He stormed out of the room crying those Jewish crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered NSDAP that day and accepted Hitler as their Fuhrer. An eagle named "Ahnenerbe" flew into the room and perched atop the Swastika Flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. Mein Kampf was read several times, and Wotan himself showed up and enacted Germanization across Eastern Europe.
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Im gay
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