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pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
he gon suk

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
idk sometimes I think it's neat how as I grow up and get older the country slips further down the slow spiral

it's like a dance

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
He only got like 2% of the popular vote at the koch suckers convention, lol if you think he's not gonna get destroyed in the primaries

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
cruz for head (office, of the usa)

Contra Duck
Nov 4, 2004

#1 DAD
i'm a rich white guy so i'm gonna be great no matter what

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Contra Duck posted:

i'm a rich white guy so i'm gonna be great no matter what

yeah just wait until everyone in s. america runs out of water

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
cant wait op

pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
rafael will be our first hispanic president and avenge donatello

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
President Cruz could never happen, the guy is too much of a smarmy douche.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lol if you think the tea party will vote for a mehican

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
the us is still great

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
I doubt it, but maybe.

I think maybe things will be okay.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Mexican Muppet.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

no, it'll be jeb

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



dont worry about it imo. youre already fatally wounded it just takes time before it becomes obvious

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Good ol' US of A, where a man too stupid to competently perform any job other than professional ignorant loudmouth can be in serious contention for president. :911:

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
gonna be cool just for good slogans like "if you cruz you just can't lose" or his reelection campaign "every cruz should come in twos"

ZombyDog
Jul 11, 2001

Ere to fix yer gubbinz
Wasn't he born in Canada?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

ZombyDog posted:

Wasn't he born in Canada?

with a name like cruz? is such a thing even possible?

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Let's see the long form birth certificate.

the Pixies fukken SUCKED
Jul 16, 2003

Figure 2 in a series of 3
Im more nervous that scott walker, professional moustache twirler, will get the office instead. he will rule the usa from a secret lair in a volcano

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
Would Ted Cruz's economic policy be significantly different from Hillary's?

Would he be more or less likely to start a war?

I honestly don't know.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Gatekeeper posted:

gonna be cool just for good slogans like "if you cruz you just can't lose" or his reelection campaign "every cruz should come in twos"

haah he's on Cruz control haha

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
hahaha we're all gonna die in poverty hahahah

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


That would be worrisome because it would assume that every other Republican candidate and Hillary Clinton were dead within two years.

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
The only Cruz I like is Annie Cruz

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Cruzin' for a losin'.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Cruz Control

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Alan Smithee posted:

haah he's on Cruz control haha

drat thats a good one, looks like hillary's cruzin for a bruisin haha

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I kind of want this to get dumber and dumber so it finally pushes us over the edge into world war. I wouldn't vote for him though because the vote does count, remember

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I'd vote for him.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
I heard Ted Cruz wants to give amnesty to illegal Canadians that are here to steal our Obamacare.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It's depressing as a Latino that the best Latin candidates for President this cycle are Republican gently caress-nuggets. I want to see some Democrat gently caress-nuggets too to balance out the roster, but right now the Dems are concentrated on getting Hillary up and running.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

boom boom boom posted:

I'd vote for him.

Is that because of your mental retardation, or some other issue you're experiencing?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I'm going to vote for Ted Cruz just because we share the same ethnic background.

WonderfulWino
Sep 26, 2004

The grape wont cut me loose.
pretty sure he is a nazi mexican who was born in canada

wheres the birth certificate?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

WonderfulWino posted:



wheres the birth certificate?

Written on a Churro wrapper.

Legit enough for me.

Captn Kurp
Oct 21, 2013

:bravo2:
he cant be president, he's not a native born american

edit: i'm also retarded

Captn Kurp fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Mar 22, 2015

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Big Beef City posted:

Is that because of your mental retardation, or some other issue you're experiencing?

I just think it's time for a change

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