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http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/05/yes-ted-cruz-can-be-born-in-canada-and-still-become-president-of-the-us/275469/ It clips the URL so I'll post the title here: "Yes, Ted Cruz Can Be Born in Canada and Still Become President of the U.S."
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Stefan Prodan posted:http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/05/yes-ted-cruz-can-be-born-in-canada-and-still-become-president-of-the-us/275469/ Natural born citizen There's nothing natural about asexual genderless bog monsters imbuing dirt piles with dead god magiks.
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Oh, I didn't know if your post was entirely sarcastic because a lot of people here seem to think he really can't like for real
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If America votes for him it means we deserve terrorism
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Stefan Prodan posted:Oh, I didn't know if your post was entirely sarcastic because a lot of people here seem to think he really can't like for real We demand photos of Cruz's mum's belly. *Preemptive "cesarean scare has been photoshopped away."
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Mar 22, 2015 21:58
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i hope someone really stupid and bad wins.
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Mar 22, 2015 21:59
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oh and dont forget the upcoming trump "hey im gonna run for president, lol nah just kidding" press conference that the media feels the need to attend every loving time he announces it
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RavenKrows posted:she has gone behind doors with all the other major contenders and muscled them out. Dems have picked their horse already and that's that. Their argument will only be "heh you're not gonna vote republican are you!?" so eight more red years. i mean, realistically its red turn anyway and its not like it actually makes a difference either way. besides the "thanks obama" meme we might as well have had the same president for as long as ive been alive enough to notice
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Mar 22, 2015 22:03
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Tsinava posted:i hope someone really stupid and bad wins. Isn't that pretty much always the case?
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Mar 22, 2015 22:04
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im voting for bigger tits like i do every year
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Mar 22, 2015 22:05
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im voting for more rock, less talk
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Mar 22, 2015 22:08
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Democrats should run an autistic child that sits around all day mashing dog poo poo with a tonka truck against Ted Cruz.
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Tsinava posted:i hope someone really stupid and bad wins. <waves magic wand> Your wish is granted.
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President Kucinich posted:Democrats should run an autistic child that sits around all day mashing dog poo poo with a tonka truck against Ted Cruz. nah i dont think any of the ron paul clan are demmycrats
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Mar 22, 2015 22:12
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lol @ voting you're opinion matters alot and isnt just a big money making scheme
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spacemang_spliff posted:lol @ voting i dont vote but i still have strong opinions about the ideal way to run the government
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Mar 22, 2015 22:15
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i had half a buzz on the last time i voted, i get that day off from work and my polling place is right across the street. A+ would recommend again
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Mar 22, 2015 22:16
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I get a lot of votes for another gigantic money making machine: my dick.
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Mar 22, 2015 22:17
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spacemang_spliff posted:lol @ voting nobody makes money from my vote except me, when ACORN gives me $10 and a hotdog to vote for the funny name man
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Mar 22, 2015 22:17
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i think i should be able to legally sell my vote. it's not like i'm voting otherwise.
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haljordan posted:i had half a buzz on the last time i voted, i get that day off from work and my polling place is right across the street. A+ would recommend again isn't it against the law to vote while intoxicated?
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:isn't it against the law to vote while intoxicated? yea if youre a fuckin nerd
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Mar 22, 2015 22:22
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He doesn't really exist; he's just L Ron Hubbard's spoiled-yogurt gas.
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haljordan posted:i had half a buzz on the last time i voted, i get that day off from work and my polling place is right across the street. A+ would recommend again Still blows my mind that the US votes on a work day rather than on a Saturday like any other civilised country.
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Mar 22, 2015 23:32
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always vote drunk its the only way libertarians get votes
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Mar 22, 2015 23:39
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Under the Bush administration, I played World of Warcraft and jerked off. Under the Obama administration, I did the same. The Cruz administration will be no different.
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Mar 22, 2015 23:44
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Sir John Feelgood posted:Under the Bush administration, I played World of Warcraft and jerked off. Under the Obama administration, I did the same. The Cruz administration will be no different. isis will bring down the world of warcraft servers
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I probably won't vote for ISIS.
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Ivor Biggun posted:Still blows my mind that the US votes on a work day rather than on a Saturday like any other civilised country. We also gerrymander the shape of districts so that poor people have to travel longer distances to get to over-crowded and understaffed polling places. It's weird it's like they don't want people with jobs or limited transportation service to vote idgi
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if i were ted cruz, i would have stuck with the canadian citizenship and gave up my american one instead. give it all up, just for that sweet canadian healthcare
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Also did you guys know that according to conservative talk radio, Obama was financing the bussing in of Arabs to vote in the Israeli election and that's why Neteayahu was going to lose the election and America was betraying her best ally? Until he won, then that was never mentioned again. Liberals will stop at nothing to bus people to polling places forever despite there being no actual evidence of this ever. But it's totally real and that's why conservatives lose elections.
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world's greatest democracy        
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all government workers shall have a term of no longer than 3 years and after their term is up they will be summarily executed.
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TEAYCHES posted:world's greatest democracy
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Sir John Feelgood posted:whats this mean it means everything you learned in middle school government class is a lie
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Khanstant posted:all government workers shall have a term of no longer than 3 years and after their term is up they will be summarily executed. All elected government positions should have a 2 term limit. No exceptions.
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i will keep voting nader even after he dies
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guidoanselmi posted:i will keep voting nader even after he dies I still vote for Reagan
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People were ok with giving the south back to the Mexicans, but in 2016 they will have the chance to give the whole country. Abolish your white guilt, vote Cruz.
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Sir John Feelgood posted:whats this mean its where minorities live so that the republicans can minimize the impact they have on house elections
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