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i drank a lot at the bowling alley last night including pregame beer, two diff kinds of liquor, vaporized marijuana, then commenced to bowl whereupon i consumed somewhere between 4 and 6 more beers afterword. felt p good but then i woke up this morning with a headache and acute intestinal distress. i just don't understand what happened; last night it felt good but then it didn't anymore. can anyone explain this phenomenon? perhaps my mistake was stopping at a certain point since i felt fine before that? tia
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Mar 22, 2015 18:44
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Acute faggotitis
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Mar 22, 2015 18:45
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Nice run on sentence rear end in a top hat.
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Mar 22, 2015 18:47
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Richardanator posted:Nice run on sentence rear end in a top hat. Also, quit being a sissy.
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Mar 22, 2015 18:48
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ok this is highly unusual, i would recommend contacting a doctor ASAP or even better, posting on The Goon Doctor subforum.
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Mar 22, 2015 18:48
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youre gonna die op
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Mar 22, 2015 18:51
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never stop drinking don t
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Mar 22, 2015 18:51
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I got punched in the face once at the end of midnight bowling.
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Mar 22, 2015 18:51
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I got punched in the face once at the end of midnight bowling. did you consider yourself to have been owned? also their is not a run on sentence in da op
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Mar 22, 2015 18:53
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i thought 'midnight bowling' was a gay euphemism for sloppy bj's behind the bowling alley
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Mar 22, 2015 18:53
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Hey, pssst.. yeah, you- OP. Come here. I wanna ask you a thing. Ready? WHAT THE gently caress WAS YOUR SCORE
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Mar 22, 2015 18:56
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Doctor J Off posted:did you consider yourself to have been owned? not really, the guy hit like a bitch. my co-worker didn't even believe I got punched the next morning.
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Mar 22, 2015 18:56
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plain blue jacket posted:i thought 'midnight bowling' was a gay euphemism for sloppy bj's behind the bowling alley its "lazer bowling" which means the lights are off and they have colored lights rotating along the walls around the lanes, also loud pop music on the PA system. also crappy trivia questions. also in the lovely bowling alley bar there was a woman so shitfaced she couldn't even speak and her friends were hounding her like "how did you get this drunk!?" which is a good question because its a goddamn bowling alley
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Mar 22, 2015 18:57
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Doctor J Off posted:i drank a lot at the bowling alley last night including pregame beer, two diff kinds of liquor, vaporized marijuana, then commenced to bowl whereupon i consumed somewhere between 4 and 6 more beers afterword. felt p good but then i woke up this morning with a headache and acute intestinal distress. i just don't understand what happened; last night it felt good but then it didn't anymore. are you in the 80s
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Mar 22, 2015 18:57
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Doctor J Off posted:its "lazer bowling" which means the lights are off and they have colored lights rotating along the walls around the lanes, also loud pop music on the PA system. also crappy trivia questions. also in the lovely bowling alley bar there was a woman so shitfaced she couldn't even speak and her friends were hounding her like "how did you get this drunk!?" which is a good question because its a goddamn bowling alley my friend won a bowling ball on one of those "we call your number, if you get a strike on your next roll you win" raffles. I only ever won the manicure set.
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Mar 22, 2015 19:00
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my score was in the 60s for both games because i am bad at bowling but it wasn't any worse than most of my group soMumpy Puffinz posted:not really, the guy hit like a bitch. my co-worker didn't even believe I got punched the next morning. lol nice
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Mar 22, 2015 19:01
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:my friend won a bowling ball on one of those "we call your number, if you get a strike on your next roll you win" raffles. I only ever won the manicure set. if the bowling alley tried to give me a bowling ball i think i would decline it
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Mar 22, 2015 19:02
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Doctor J Off posted:if the bowling alley tried to give me a bowling ball i think i would decline it it was pretty cool. they even drilled the finger holes for him
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Mar 22, 2015 19:03
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"uh, so like, odd question, but could you drill another hole in this like on the other side, a little wider, a little more, yeah that's good. also can you make it go like 6 inches deep? don't ask why. thanks"
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Mar 22, 2015 19:05
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Bowling is a low sport for poor people, unbefitting a man of my upbringing.
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Mar 22, 2015 21:11
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same, the only sport i have any interest in is magic the gathering
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Mar 22, 2015 21:14
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Doctor J Off posted:"uh, so like, odd question, but could you drill another hole in this like on the other side, a little wider, a little more, yeah that's good. also can you make it go like 6 inches deep? don't ask why. thanks" you have long fingers
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