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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I've never paid for a hooker but I feel like 50 bucks for a blow job is a bit on the high end. apperently it's also like 100 for full on intercourse. That also seems a touch over priced. Is my friend getting ripped off?

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Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
$0 is what most dudes pay

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

nah, a half & half is like $100

What do you pay for sex where you live?

RavenKrows
May 29, 2008

Volume posted:

I've never had any human interaction with a member of the opposite sex so I don't know it costs a lot more than 50 dollars to get a girl who isn't a hooker to suck my dick.

50 bucks is loving cheeeeaaaapppppp than going legitimate relationship man

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Fansy posted:

$0 is what most dudes pay

you need to start chargin' man :awesome:

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Guess your mom started to raise prices. Inflation.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i personally wouldn't blow a dude for less than 50 clams so i think that's pretty fair

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
your gonna pay somehow or other know what i mean brah? bro???

haha jk seriously though i hate women

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Oberleutnant posted:

your gonna pay somehow or other know what i mean brah? bro???

haha jk seriously though i hate women

do you ever like just stand at the top of your castle tower and throw stuff at women

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Unless you count dates I've never paid for sex so I don't know the fair market value of a blowjob but I would have guestimated like 30 bucks for a suck 70 for penetration

RavenKrows
May 29, 2008

Volume posted:

Unless you count dates I've never paid for sex so I don't know the fair market value of a blowjob but I would have guestimated like 30 bucks for a suck 70 for penetration

You should count dates.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

That's dumb.

Hobo's will do it for like 3 bucks.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I had a co-worker in a closing store who, on one of the last days, decided to announce to all of our male co-workers in the stockroom that he had paid to get a blowjob from a hooker. Everyone pretended to not hear him.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

concerned mom posted:

do you ever like just stand at the top of your castle tower and throw stuff at women

every lumch break

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

mind the walrus posted:

I had a co-worker in a closing store who, on one of the last days, decided to announce to all of our male co-workers in the stockroom that he had paid to get a blowjob from a hooker. Everyone pretended to not hear him.

As a manlet who never gets laid you're obviously a lot cooler than him.

RavenKrows
May 29, 2008

Universe Master posted:

That's dumb.

Hobo's will do it for like 3 bucks.

crap the sandwiches they wanted cost more than that i feel ripped off

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Plafop posted:

As a manlet who never gets laid
Its nice to hear this perspective plafop.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

a hole-y ghost posted:

Its nice to hear this perspective plafop.

I'm afraid that I am an alpha talldaddy. Walrus is the self described manlet who never gets laid.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Plafop posted:

As a manlet who never gets laid you're obviously a lot cooler than him.

why are you defending the random hooker patronizer?

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Nefarious posted:

why are you defending the random hooker patronizer?

Betas have to pay either way. At least whores don't have any illusions of their self worth.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
i thought he was the one charging for blowjobs and was offering you a bj because that would would have been a rip off, $20 is the going rate

Game_Whino
Jul 16, 2007

Let's drink until we can't feel anymore!
If you're really his friend you'll either just give him 50 bucks or let him blow you for free.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Volume posted:

I've never paid for a hooker but I feel like 50 bucks for a blow job is a bit on the high end. apperently it's also like 100 for full on intercourse. That also seems a touch over priced. Is my friend getting ripped off?

I figured sex would cost more tbh

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Nefarious posted:

why are you defending the random hooker patronizer?

I've had Plafop on ignore for months but I'm guessing he's talking poo poo. He thinks I'm special and wants to rile me up. It's cute in a retarded puppy kind-of way.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
No surprise the dry dick beta bitch manlet uses ignore.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

mind the walrus posted:

I've had Plafop on ignore for months but I'm guessing he's talking poo poo. He thinks I'm special and wants to rile me up. It's cute in a retarded puppy kind-of way.

he's a terrible poster but ignore is scrub tier

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Robo Reagan posted:

I figured sex would cost more tbh

Maybe from a high end "Escort" but not for a hooker who works out of a cheap motel

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL
Lol if ur not paying 5000 an hour for that Elliot Spitzer caliber whore pussy

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

mind the walrus posted:

I've had Plafop on ignore for months but I'm guessing he's talking poo poo. He thinks I'm special and wants to rile me up. It's cute in a retarded puppy kind-of way.

Lol, you use ignore. Just close ya eyes, bitch.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

I've had Plafop on ignore for months but I'm guessing he's talking poo poo. He thinks I'm special and wants to rile me up. It's cute in a retarded puppy kind-of way.
Dude if that guys posts get to you I'm inclined to say he's right...

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Nefarious posted:

he's a terrible poster but ignore is scrub tier

I'm a scrub though so :shrug:

Seriously if I gave a poo poo about what a single one of y'all thinks of me I'd have left back in 2005 when this shithole had actual teeth.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
OPs mom mysteriously gives him an extra 50 bucks she had lying around, because she loves him

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
rofl, people use ignore

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Fansy posted:

$0 is what most dudes pay
And tbh he could probably charge the guy whos dick hes sucking instead of the other way around.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

mind the walrus posted:

I'm a scrub though so :shrug:

Seriously if I gave a poo poo about what a single one of y'all thinks of me I'd have left back in 2005 when this shithole had actual teeth.

I don't give a poo poo what any of you think, but I will make it so I don't see posts from people who make me incredibly angry.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
why are you so bitter plalflop

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

Seriously if I gave a poo poo about what a single one of y'all thinks of me I'd have left back in 2005 when this shithole had actual teeth.
mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

RavenKrows
May 29, 2008

Plafop posted:

I don't give a poo poo what any of you think, but I will make it so I don't see posts from people who make me incredibly angry.

if i get really triggered i hold my hand over the post so i dont blow an artery

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

a hole-y ghost posted:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I want to see the post that owned him so hard he had to ditch the entire account and start anew.

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Xenoid
Dec 9, 2006

mind the walrus posted:

I'm a scrub though so :shrug:

Seriously if I gave a poo poo about what a single one of y'all thinks of me I'd have left back in 2005 when this shithole had actual teeth.

Wow 06 you're so cool and oldschool.

Haha just kidding you're a loser.

I've only been paid for a blowjob once, but he did a great job.

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