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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I recall reading an angry mra blogpost or article or whatever the 06 equivalent was back in highschool where a dude did a comparison between the price of having a stay at home spouse and just hiring 3 quality escorts a week. TBH the escorts did seem like a good deal if literally the only thing you wanted out of a relationship was sex, but I feel like that's kind of missing the best parts. Plus it's 2015, people don't have stay at home spouses anymore.

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Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
Or you could be attractive and get free pussy whenever you want it and not get married like a little beta bitch.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Plafop posted:

Or you could be attractive and get free pussy whenever you want it and not get married like a little beta bitch.

ArbitraryC posted:

but I feel like that's kind of missing the best parts.

Oh boy casual sex with a person who knows nothing about what I like in bed, I really look forward to watching their self esteem crumble when I don't finish. Gimme a long term relationship morning roll in the hay anyday please.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ArbitraryC posted:

Oh boy casual sex with a person who knows nothing about what I like in bed, I really look forward to watching their self esteem crumble when I don't finish. Gimme a long term relationship morning roll in the hay anyday please.
uhhh...?? I dont understand all of these words but I'm going to call you a beta manlet bitch anyway because I like the way those words sound in my head.

Ave Azaria
Oct 4, 2010

by Lowtax
I swear plaflop wasn't a thing before and now I see his posts a lot and people acting like hes notable. Mandela effect??

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals

ArbitraryC posted:

Oh boy casual sex with a person who knows nothing about what I like in bed, I really look forward to watching their self esteem crumble when I don't finish. Gimme a long term relationship morning roll in the hay anyday please.

ya but bitches be trippin

on my dilz hahaaa

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

ArbitraryC posted:

Oh boy casual sex with a person who knows nothing about what I like in bed, I really look forward to watching their self esteem crumble when I don't finish. Gimme a long term relationship morning roll in the hay anyday please.

That's the best thing about being attractive, you can pick a longterm fuckbuddy on the side who does know what you're into if that's what you prefer while going through strange pussy regularly as well. When they get clingy, kick em to the curb.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Ave Azaria posted:

I swear plaflop wasn't a thing before and now I see his posts a lot and people acting like hes notable. Mandela effect??

dude came in 4th in the worst poster contest. i guess that's "notable"

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
Check the going rate on adultwork.com. It's a great website.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

a hole-y ghost posted:

uhhh...?? I dont understand all of these words but I'm going to call you a beta manlet bitch anyway because I like the way those words sound in my head.

You sound a little upset, was it something I said?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Plafop posted:

You sound a little upset, was it something I said?
Well yeah.... Its ok though... Im just going to call my buddy mind the walrus while I pour more hot wax directly into my rear end in a top hat...

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

a hole-y ghost posted:

Well yeah.... Its ok though... Im just going to call my buddy mind the walrus while I pour more hot wax directly into my rear end in a top hat...

OH YEAH, hear that walrus? you're finally gonna get laid!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Im gonna charge him at least 50 bucks.

Stereo
Feb 27, 2014

Get rekt son

Universe Master posted:

That's dumb.

Hobo's will do it for like 3 bucks.

And here I am buying them painkillers.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

RavenKrows posted:

50 bucks is loving cheeeeaaaapppppp than going legitimate relationship man

Paying outright for sex is always cheaper than going to relationship route. Even if you're loving ex-playboy bunnies-turned-escorts, you're going to save money.

Ave Azaria
Oct 4, 2010

by Lowtax
Just marry a hot woman who makes more money than you, you dumb fucks

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Ave Azaria posted:

Just marry a hot woman who makes more money than you, you dumb fucks

Women find that really unattractive.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Plafop posted:

Women find that really unattractive.

Misandry alive and well in tyool 2015

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Volume posted:

Misandry alive and well in tyool 2015

That's not what I'm saying. Women find a man that makes less, or at a job less prestigious than their own, really unattractive. There's nothing wrong with that, it's just their biology.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Ave Azaria posted:

Just marry a hot woman who makes more money than you, you dumb fucks

Women are incapable of saving money. They have to completely spend whatever they make at least 5 days before their next paycheque. :biotruths:

Ave Azaria
Oct 4, 2010

by Lowtax

Plafop posted:

Women find that really unattractive.
Women who are independently wealthy don't care so much

return0
Apr 11, 2007

Plafop posted:

That's the best thing about being attractive, you can pick a longterm fuckbuddy on the side who does know what you're into if that's what you prefer while going through strange pussy regularly as well. When they get clingy, kick em to the curb.

you post a lot for someone who is attractive

is it possible


you are full of poo poo?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Plafop posted:

That's not what I'm saying. Women find a man that makes less, or at a job less prestigious than their own, really unattractive. There's nothing wrong with that, it's just their biology.

You must get a lot of pussy as a Biologist.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Plafop posted:

That's not what I'm saying. Women find a man that makes less, or at a job less prestigious than their own, really unattractive. There's nothing wrong with that, it's just their biology.
:silent:

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Ave Azaria posted:

Women who are independently wealthy don't care so much

That could not be more wrong.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Splurgerwitzl posted:

You must get a lot of pussy as a Biologist.

Women want (need) an alpha male to put them in their place. If you like a woman, just walk up to her and kiss her until she stops resisting, then she is yours. :biotruths:

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

this thread seems really bad

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Blistex posted:

Women want (need) an alpha male to put them in their place. If you like a woman, just walk up to her and kiss her until she stops resisting, then she is yours. :biotruths:

A male feminist insanely triggered at the notion of differences between men and women.

Ave Azaria
Oct 4, 2010

by Lowtax

Plafop posted:

That could not be more wrong.
I mean, you still have to pull your own weight and be a likable person. This might not apply in parts of the country with outdated mores.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Minorkos posted:

this thread seems really bad

I just wanted to make sure my friend wasn't getting ripped off :ohdear:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Plafop posted:

That could not be more wrong.

If somebody likes you for your job then they don't really like you. You're asking to get pimped.

It'd be better to be a bum if you could get by. Girls don't like time clocks.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Splurgerwitzl posted:

If somebody likes you for your job then they don't really like you. You're asking to get pimped.

It'd be better to be a bum if you could get by. Girls don't like time clocks.

You're so close to figuring out a fundamental truth about women. Just take one more step.

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009
Hahahaha if you need someone to "know what you like" to get off.

A real alpha can just pound it till they found it.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Asclepius Hot Rod posted:

Hahahaha if you need someone to "know what you like" to get off.

A real alpha can just pound it till they found it.

Agreed.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
palfolp you seem really obsessed with dudes

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

palfolp you seem really obsessed with dudes

No just cock.

Ave Azaria
Oct 4, 2010

by Lowtax

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

palfolp you seem really obsessed with dudes
I disagree with his message but appreciate the effort he puts in to trying to help others

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
how much are you supposed to tip on a 50 buck blow job

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Plafop posted:

No just cock.

k same

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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Plafop posted:

A male feminist insanely triggered at the notion of differences between men and women.

A feminist is triggered at that thought of a male feminist.

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