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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > My friend told me he pays 50 bucks for blow jobs
 
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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Plafop posted:

As a manlet who never gets laid
Its nice to hear this perspective plafop.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

I've had Plafop on ignore for months but I'm guessing he's talking poo poo. He thinks I'm special and wants to rile me up. It's cute in a retarded puppy kind-of way.
Dude if that guys posts get to you I'm inclined to say he's right...

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Fansy posted:

$0 is what most dudes pay
And tbh he could probably charge the guy whos dick hes sucking instead of the other way around.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

Seriously if I gave a poo poo about what a single one of y'all thinks of me I'd have left back in 2005 when this shithole had actual teeth.
mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ArbitraryC posted:

Oh boy casual sex with a person who knows nothing about what I like in bed, I really look forward to watching their self esteem crumble when I don't finish. Gimme a long term relationship morning roll in the hay anyday please.
uhhh...?? I dont understand all of these words but I'm going to call you a beta manlet bitch anyway because I like the way those words sound in my head.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Plafop posted:

You sound a little upset, was it something I said?
Well yeah.... Its ok though... Im just going to call my buddy mind the walrus while I pour more hot wax directly into my rear end in a top hat...

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

 Im gonna charge him at least 50 bucks.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Plafop posted:

That's not what I'm saying. Women find a man that makes less, or at a job less prestigious than their own, really unattractive. There's nothing wrong with that, it's just their biology.
:silent:

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