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Foid One posted:

I'm raging OP

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DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

a mazda 3

# ? Mar 23, 2015 03:14

Lufiron: Nov 24, 2005

98 ford taurus

or 02 ford explorer

# ? Mar 23, 2015 04:09

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

Lufiron posted:

98 ford taurus

I drove a hand-me-down 93 ford taurus for years and the only good thing about driving it was that cops never looked twice at me because they expected me to be some old lady.

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poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

uber

lol if you dont just pay someone to drive you around, you loving peasants

# ? Mar 23, 2015 04:19

fakeaccount: Jun 22, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

TEAYCHES posted:

ford fiesta is pretty much the best car in the world for anyone who isnt really fat and tall

So you have no money or shoulders?

# ? Mar 23, 2015 04:33

TVs Ian: Jun 1, 2000; Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Used to drive a Nissan Juke, but it wasn't reliable at all so I traded it in and got a good deal on a used Prius. I wind up driving like 90 miles a day going to and from work, carpooling with my wife. So it's nice to get 50 MPG.

# ? Mar 23, 2015 04:35

Anorexic Robot: Nov 11, 2012

A PT cruiser

# ? Mar 23, 2015 04:44

Giblet Plus!: Sep 14, 2004

Big Beef City posted:

Real talk my '03 focus JUST hit 100,000 on Thursday.
It's a dumb as hell car, but I haven't had to do anything other than change the tires and oil on it in its entire life. Overall, it's been pretty nice.

No transmission fluid? Coolant? Brake fluid? Brakes? Air filter?

:cmon:

# ? Mar 23, 2015 04:49

NofrikinfuN: Apr 23, 2009; Grimey Drawer

Math Debater posted:

twenty oh three grandam

Get your timing chain looked at, it's about to explode and wreck your engine.

On that note, I drive a 2014 Chevy Spark.

# ? Mar 23, 2015 04:55

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

I drive a beatup 90s cavalier. It's got dice on the mirror and 300k on the clock. Best $400 I ever spent imo.

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 23, 2015 05:16

Helpimscared: Jun 16, 2014

I assume most say that they drive pickup trucks, but in reality we are all driving Prius'es.

# ? Mar 23, 2015 05:20

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

Helpimscared posted:

I assume most say that they drive pickup trucks, but in reality we are all driving Prius'es.

no, my dick is small as gently caress, but you can sure as hell bet my ford is real

# ? Mar 23, 2015 05:22

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YD_1ObUrhE

# ? Mar 23, 2015 05:24

Han Solomon: Mar 7, 2015; BOUND
AND
GAGGED

seems like ford fiesta is the way to go op

# ? Mar 23, 2015 06:43

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 250 days!)

Vespa

# ? Mar 23, 2015 06:50

Budget Monty: Jul 25, 2005; Ask me about my torrid love affair with Geico

I am a nerdy white dude, and I daily drive this, it gets hilarious reactions. (This is not a joke):

# ? Mar 23, 2015 07:02

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Budget Monty posted:

I am a nerdy white dude, and I daily drive this, it gets hilarious reactions. (This is not a joke):

it's in your avatar so i believe you

# ? Mar 23, 2015 13:23

awesome-express: Dec 30, 2008

uber+zipcar

we're in the 21st century you mongoloids

if your location doesn't have either then lol move out of your flyover state

# ? Mar 23, 2015 13:32

open container: Sep 16, 2008

Budget Monty posted:

I am a nerdy white dude, and I daily drive this, it gets hilarious reactions. (This is not a joke):

nice, how many 15s in the trunk?

# ? Mar 23, 2015 13:33

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Whatever gets me from A to B.

I'll drive whatever can do that, don't care about car type or looks.

# ? Mar 23, 2015 13:36

open container: Sep 16, 2008

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Whatever gets me from A to B.

I'll drive whatever can do that, don't care about car type or looks.

# ? Mar 23, 2015 13:37

Sas: Oct 29, 2014

I drive a Mercedes 300SEL and it screams like Nazi when I floor it.

I would marry my car if I could.

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Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

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InFlames235: Jan 13, 2004; LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Moridin920 posted:

Perfection

# ? Mar 23, 2015 15:11

RadioactiveKid: Aug 12, 2005; Gato Rebelde

I drive an 09 Impala, I wisht it was a six fo :negative:

# ? Mar 23, 2015 15:47

FrankenVader: Sep 12, 2004; Polymer Records

Ram Hemi. loving MOVE!

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Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

mazda miata

# ? Mar 23, 2015 16:27

haris pilton: Sep 4, 2014

'02 vw golf
Germans make the best cars.

And ovens.

# ? Mar 23, 2015 17:01

Dick Fagballzson: Sep 29, 2005

Honda Accord. Good gas mileage, easy and cheap to repair, low maintenence. Also blends in so the cops are unlikely to single you out for speeding tickets. It's a good/cheap car all around.

I don't really see cars as a good way to spend money. They're just an expensive way to get from point A to point B.

Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Mar 23, 2015

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fuccboi: Jan 5, 2004; by zen death robot

I'm driving the worst of the pickup trucks: Honda Ridgeline :negative:

Gooniest? Kia Soul

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Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

2000 corolla.

# ? Mar 23, 2015 17:05

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Dick Fagballzson posted:

Honda Accord. Good gas mileage, easy and cheap to repair, low maintenence. Also blends in so the cops are unlikely to single you out for speeding tickets. It's a good/cheap car all around.

what year? i have a 2001, its solid but not great. seats are kinda uncomfortable for long drives, it's not that well insulated to sound, and mileage is about 25-35 mpg.

also i noticed when i started driving some rental cars is that brakes on new cars are touchy as gently caress, like just the slightest tap causes them to almost come to a complete stop but my accord actually requires a fair amount of pressure to stop.

but yeah it is pretty cheap to repair, thank god too because ive had to replace the bumpber like 3x already. and it does blend in fairly well. although I was getting a P1667 error which is supposedly the O2 sensor and i replaced it, and im still getting another similar error which may be the ECM and that's gunna be a costly bitch to replace if its the problem

# ? Mar 23, 2015 17:10

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

i've driven a few of my buddies' accords and the brakes sucked but tbf everybody i know with an accord is a piece of garbage basically and based on other observations, didnt maintain the car

# ? Mar 23, 2015 17:14

Dick Fagballzson: Sep 29, 2005

2002. Bought new for cash. Haven't had problems with it. Just keep changing the oil, tires, and brakes, and it runs and runs. The seats are kind of uncomfortable though like you said.

Oh wait, I did have a window regulator fail a few years ago, but I fixed it myself for $25 and about 30 minutes of work.

# ? Mar 23, 2015 17:15

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

you're lucky you havent had to replace the tranny yet, mine went out about 5 years ago despite relatively low mileage and use. that sucked and was kinda expensive :shrug:

even though i'm a kinda lovely driver, that one actually wasnt my fault. when i hydroplaned and hit a stop sign on a rural road a year ago and bent the axle and hosed up a tire rim, yeah that was my bad lol

Fetus Tree posted:

i've driven a few of my buddies' accords and the brakes sucked but tbf everybody i know with an accord is a piece of garbage basically and based on other observations, didnt maintain the car

yeah i cant remember if they've always sucked or i just need to get them changed. i admit i don't maintain mine very much besides occasional oil/filter replacing since i honestly dont drive very much (<30 miles a week) that reminds me, i really need to change my timing belts soon and i guess theres a recall on the airbag that i need to go in and get changed.

Xaris fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Mar 23, 2015

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