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Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
Pitched a shut out to a bunch of tiny children? Ya big deal, kids are weak and dumb.

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


she will need tjs before she has a shot at the pros :smug:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Cyberball 2072 posted:

Pitched a shut out to a bunch of tiny children? Ya big deal, kids are weak and dumb.

she is also a child

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

girls can't pee standing up.

at least not without getting piss all over her legs

idk ive seen porn where they do just fine

i think its more about the technique

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gggiiimmmppp posted:

idk ive seen porn where they do just fine

i think its more about the technique

sure. maybe they just need a teacher, but no one is willing to piss on their own legs long enough

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Maybe this guy is clairvoyant and can see the future, and she's a big time slut when she gets older.

But yeah, just like a bunch of privileged liberals to always discount the psychic-powers factor. :rolleyes:

Terry Francona
Jan 20, 2004

by Cowcaster

hemophilia posted:

she will need tjs before she has a shot at the pros :smug:

lmao

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
If she were a boy, no one would care. But she is a girl so people make a big deal. The funniest part is how she is no longer an amateur due to her getting $$$ and poo poo. But the NCAA said they will consider her an amateur if she makes it that far. If this were a dude there is no way in hell the NCAA would do that.

So I hope she gets run over by a truck. Or the NCAA gets run over by a truck. Or they both get run over. gently caress em all.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Waltzing Along posted:

If she were a boy, no one would care. But she is a girl so people make a big deal. The funniest part is how she is no longer an amateur due to her getting $$$ and poo poo. But the NCAA said they will consider her an amateur if she makes it that far. If this were a dude there is no way in hell the NCAA would do that.

So I hope she gets run over by a truck. Or the NCAA gets run over by a truck. Or they both get run over. gently caress em all.

She was smart as hell to cash in now. Even if she were a hot shot boy pitcher the chances of making any real money in baseball are minuscule. Almost no one makes the pros and of those that do all but a small percent end up injured or stuck in minor league hell. If she were able to make it through high school though I bet a minor league team would sign her. Minor league baseball is great because of the carney bullshit team owners will pull to get people to the park.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



PureEvil6_13 posted:

According to this (now former) college nobody baseball player!

http://thegrio.com/2015/03/22/baseball-player-tweet-mone-davis-offensive/

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/college-player-dismissed-from-team-following-offensive-mo-ne-davis-tweet-173843460.html

Guy is mad that Disney is making a movie about a star female child athlete so he takes to twitter like most reasonable people and calls her a slut. That surely can't help his career!

Idiot says something dumb, gets kicked off team, baseball future goes straight into toilet. Too much? Not enough?

im gonna wait 2 years then i'll get real mad and make a thread about it

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

this guy is a dumb dumb

fyi

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
He's a victim of reverse racism and white erasure. I can't believe i live in a country where you get fired for having an opinin. Free speach is dead

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Tsinava posted:

He's a victim of reverse racism and white erasure. I can't believe i live in a country where you get fired for having an opinin. Free speach is dead

hosed up et al

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Tsinava posted:

He's a victim of reverse racism and white erasure. I can't believe i live in a country where you get fired for having an opinin. Free speach is dead

this never would have happened if he was free to carry his ar15 on campus

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Wow, tweeting something edgy about how a teenage girl who did a reasonably impressive thing is an undeserving slut.

Can you even imagine how tiny that guy's johnson must be?

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


I'm genuinely stunned at the recent crop of regular-ish people who have been caught using twitter to say something racist/sexist/homophobic and then had real life repercussions.

Like how hard is it to make a dummy twitter account that doesn't have any of your personal information on it and use that account to spam whatever hate speech you want for as long as you want. I seriously don't get how these people are dumb enough to make their personal twitter something like HATEFAGSANDBLACKSANDJEWS @MyRealFirst&LastName

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

homeless poster posted:

I'm genuinely stunned at the recent crop of regular-ish people who have been caught using twitter to say something racist/sexist/homophobic and then had real life repercussions.

Like how hard is it to make a dummy twitter account that doesn't have any of your personal information on it and use that account to spam whatever hate speech you want for as long as you want. I seriously don't get how these people are dumb enough to make their personal twitter something like HATEFAGSANDBLACKSANDJEWS @MyRealFirst&LastName

unless you are totally myopic it shouldn't be any surprise that a college-aged ball player would refer to a girl of any age as a slut without batting an eye or spending any time thinking about what is being said

he's an idiot kid not a klan wizard

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Tsinava posted:

He's a victim of reverse racism and white erasure. I can't believe i live in a country where you get fired for having an opinin. Free speach is dead

nuh uh free speech is still alive man cause dude said it and hes still alive



at least until Tumblr gets to him

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a good rule of thumb is probably don't call 14 year olds sluts if you are a grown rear end adult.

even if they really are the biggest raging slut ever, it's not going to gain you anything to point it out and you'll just look like a weird creepy douchebag 100% of the time

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
i believe that the athletic child superstar is probably a slut, a little ho bag, that is my hypothesis

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Hey guys here is a news articl do you appreciate ho much effert i put in my po

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
no lie, my next door neighbor's kid was on the same team as her that won the championship. I'll ask him tomorrow to confirm/deny if she is a slut

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

PureEvil6_13 posted:

According to this (now former) college nobody baseball player!

http://thegrio.com/2015/03/22/baseball-player-tweet-mone-davis-offensive/

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/college-player-dismissed-from-team-following-offensive-mo-ne-davis-tweet-173843460.html

Guy is mad that Disney is making a movie about a star female child athlete so he takes to twitter like most reasonable people and calls her a slut. That surely can't help his career!

Idiot says something dumb, gets kicked off team, baseball future goes straight into toilet. Too much? Not enough?

Twitter slurs aren't enough, I need to know what was written on a bathroom wall somewhere. OP get on to it.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



homeless poster posted:

I'm genuinely stunned at the recent crop of regular-ish people who have been caught using twitter to say something racist/sexist/homophobic and then had real life repercussions.

Like how hard is it to make a dummy twitter account that doesn't have any of your personal information on it and use that account to spam whatever hate speech you want for as long as you want. I seriously don't get how these people are dumb enough to make their personal twitter something like HATEFAGSANDBLACKSANDJEWS @MyRealFirst&LastName

hey here's a secret: a lot of 'regular-ish' people loving suck

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
yeah it's kind of really disillusioning growing up and realizing that in fact most people are idiots and most of those idiots are some hateful spiteful assholes who hate their life and want to make sure others hate theirs too

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Moridin920 posted:

hateful spiteful assholes who hate their life and want to make sure others hate theirs too

retail managers.txt

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I hope this period of world history is referred to as "The Great Disillusionment" or something just as cool or cooler.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Tsinava posted:

I hope this period of world history is referred to as "The Great Disillusionment" or something just as cool or cooler.
More like "Long long ago in the before times"

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Funxion
Nov 30, 2005

This man talks to empty chairs at conventions. Please help this man back to being an idol. Fight Alzheimers!
Props to the OP for trying to get the old GBS style going again with this riveting Twitter thing. Just need to post more news and we're back!

Errybod be dum.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
and i thought there couldn't possibly be anything more boring than baseball...

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

rezatahs posted:

and i thought there couldn't possibly be anything more boring than baseball...

Spoken like a man who has never seen cricket. Here is Henry Chadwick's first impression of baseball after being a life long cricket fan.

“In baseball all is lightning; every action is as swift as a seabird’s flight.”

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Smiling Mandrill posted:

Spoken like a man who has never seen cricket. Here is Henry Chadwick's first impression of baseball after being a life long cricket fan.

“In baseball all is lightning; every action is as swift as a seabird’s flight.”

this idiot would poo poo himself unconscious if he saw children playing volleyball

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Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
credible news source yahoo news source

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