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Cancer is an unnatural occurrence in all life forms that is the result of the build up of toxins in your body.
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Drinking lots and lots of water, like more than usual, is really good for your health and flushing out the toxins.
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Mar 23, 2015 08:05
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Taking hormones helps prevent breast cancer. They don't mess you up at all.
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Mar 23, 2015 08:06
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If you take a ridiculous amount of human growth hormone you're guaranteed to be muscular as a senior citizen.
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Mar 23, 2015 08:08
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Thank you God for saving me through this quad bypass.
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Mar 23, 2015 08:09
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If you die you'll go to heaven and not just rot in a box in the ground.
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Mar 23, 2015 08:09
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Its a good idea to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer any time you remember to do it, its never too much.
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Mar 23, 2015 08:10
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Chemicals are unnatural. I don't put anything synthetic into my body.
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Mar 23, 2015 08:10
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Nonono! Don't-a you go see-a that macellaio! *crosses self* Come-a we go to Church-a and pray to baby Jesus. I light-a a candle for-a you my friend!
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Mar 23, 2015 08:11
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a person's physical needs are completely unconnected to their mood and ability to perform tasks
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Mar 23, 2015 08:15
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i take antibiotics whenever i get sick
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Mar 23, 2015 08:19
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cancer is a fungus, let me link you to this youtube video from this one doctor
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Mar 23, 2015 08:20
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Cancer on my toe you say? Well you can't amputate my toe, I don't believe in Western medicine. I'll just eat a special anti-cancer diet. gently caress um I'm dying throw chemo at me. I'm dead. This is how Bob Marley died.
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Mar 23, 2015 08:21
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My kidneys failed because I drank soda. *adds a few drops of lavender essential oil to his earl grey tea*
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Mar 23, 2015 08:25
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Autism is caused by vaccinations
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Mar 23, 2015 08:27
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I'm going diagnose you to explain what this bottle of stuff does to your body and then sell it to you for $20. There is nothing unethical about what I'm doing at all and that uneasy feeling you get when you buy things from me is just years of propaganda. Did i tell you i cured my own cancer once? Certified alternative health specialists don't fall off trees you know!
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Mar 23, 2015 08:28
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Boomstick Quaid posted:Cancer on my toe you say? Well you can't amputate my toe, I don't believe in Western medicine. I'll just eat a special anti-cancer diet. Steve Jobs also managed to turn the only potentially survivable type of pancreatic cancer into a death sentence by eating special anti cancer food.
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Mar 23, 2015 08:31
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Mar 23, 2015 08:32
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Watching Steve Jobs eat, pray, and love himself to death was some pretty funny poo poo.
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Mar 23, 2015 08:32
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there was some lady with an alternative health blog that died the same way
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Mar 23, 2015 08:33
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I can just imagine Job's poor nutritionist pulling out their hair, desperately trying to tell him that all the sugar in the fruit is metastasizing his cancer and he's just politely disagreeing as he eats a mango.
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Mar 23, 2015 08:36
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Although I may be HIV-positive, AIDS is not caused by HIV infection, so I can stay alive and well without any sort of antiviral therapy. I can give birth to a child and breastfeed her without any fear that she may die from AIDS. *Child dies of AIDS-defining infection at age 3 and mother inevitably dies of AIDS three years later*
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Mar 23, 2015 08:38
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as a florida certified hypno nutritionist i find the disrespect in this thread intolerable
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Mar 23, 2015 08:40
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great tips in here thsnaks eveyrone
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Mar 23, 2015 08:45
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I am so glad Steve Jobs is dead.
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Mar 23, 2015 08:49
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Beat, slay, shove
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Mar 23, 2015 09:43
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Steven can you hear me?
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Mar 23, 2015 10:46
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Skin cancer? this corrosive Black Salve will take care of that, don't worry, it's natural.
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Mar 23, 2015 10:58
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Tsinava posted:Cancer is an unnatural occurrence in all life forms that is the result of the build up of toxins in your body. 
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Mar 23, 2015 11:08
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Tsinava posted:Drinking lots and lots of water, like more than usual, is really good for your health and flushing out the toxins.
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Mar 23, 2015 11:08
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Tsinava posted:Taking hormones helps prevent breast cancer. They don't mess you up at all.
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Mar 23, 2015 11:08
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Tsinava posted:My kidneys failed because I drank soda. *adds a few drops of lavender essential oil to his earl grey tea*
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Mar 23, 2015 11:09
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Tsinava posted:I'm going diagnose you to explain what this bottle of stuff does to your body and then sell it to you for $20. There is nothing unethical about what I'm doing at all and that uneasy feeling you get when you buy things from me is just years of propaganda. Did i tell you i cured my own cancer once? Certified alternative health specialists don't fall off trees you know!
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Mar 23, 2015 11:09
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Tsinava posted:Watching Steve Jobs eat, pray, and love himself to death was some pretty funny poo poo.
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Mar 23, 2015 11:09
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Tsinava posted:I can just imagine Job's poor nutritionist pulling out their hair, desperately trying to tell him that all the sugar in the fruit is metastasizing his cancer and he's just politely disagreeing as he eats a mango.
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Mar 23, 2015 11:09
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TOXINS!!!! Also: Oh, my infant grandbaby has the sniffles? Here, take this half-empty bottle of old antibiotics or antivirals. Which is it? oh it doesn't matter, they're like a video game medkit. Make sure you give the baby a couple of these, or he could get REALLY sick! A CISHET SHITLORD fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Mar 23, 2015 |
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Mar 23, 2015 11:15
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Hemlock must be good for you because it's natural.
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Mar 23, 2015 11:16
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Marijuana has been proven to cure cancer
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Mar 23, 2015 11:17
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circ de soleil is mad at me because i made fun of him one time and because his chi is out of balance.
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Mar 23, 2015 11:27
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i love both of u, cant u guys just: 'get along'?
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Mar 23, 2015 11:32
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