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So a serious discussion is needed here, because I'm not sure if the social derision is warranted here. Let us discuss: Pros of sitting down: You don't miss (usually) You can read/text/post/etc. and not have to be going #2! Is generally cleaner No chance of getting any pee on your hands! (But wash your hands anyway, goon!) Cleaning is easier when you DO clean If you have a girlfriend/wife no seats left up! Can easily transition to #2 if needed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc Cons: Takes a bit more time Can be hell if you do it in a public restroom and its all gross If you're a large goon, this may be more trouble than its worth, need someone to confirm/deny the difficulty People make fun of you If you lived in a place with other goons that do NOT sit down, you could be in for a rude awakening! So what do you goons and goonettes think? Should the social shaming of sitting down to pee be done away with? Or should we double down and encourage all men to stand proud while they urinate? Jastiger fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Mar 23, 2015 |
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Mar 23, 2015 18:05
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stop being a bitch and stand up
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Mar 23, 2015 18:08
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i sit my fat butt on the toilet rim with the seat up and take a huge dump on you and your thread
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Mar 23, 2015 18:09
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as a man i can jerk off and my hands dont get that stinky either
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Mar 23, 2015 18:10
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Squat for everything.
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Mar 23, 2015 18:10
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numberoneposter posted:as a man i can jerk off and my hands dont get that stinky either then you're doing it wrong
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Mar 23, 2015 18:10
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if you sit down on a toilet with a bidet you can have it wash your balls for you - just press "front cleansing"
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Mar 23, 2015 18:11
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ich ben ein sitzpinkler
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Mar 23, 2015 18:14
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Frog Act posted:ich ben ein sitzpinkler ich bien ein frankfurter
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Mar 23, 2015 18:16
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how about you sit on a penis OP
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Mar 23, 2015 18:20
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So how does this work with a urinal? Do you sit on it facing the wall or away? Seems gross but I will try it
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Mar 23, 2015 18:26
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Sound posted:So how does this work with a urinal? Do you sit on it facing the wall or away? Seems gross but I will try it Experts recommend not sitting on or even approaching a urinal.
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Mar 23, 2015 18:27
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Sitting down at home > standing at a urinal anywhere else > sitting down in public. I don't know, I splatter and I don't want to clean up piss everywhere 
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Mar 23, 2015 18:29
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Stand in public, sit at home. Also applies to making GBS threads and jerking off
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Mar 23, 2015 18:35
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I sit down to pee and I also don't lift the lid first
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Mar 23, 2015 18:38
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amityville anus posted:I sit down to pee and I also don't lift the lid first  Maximum efficiency?
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Mar 23, 2015 18:40
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I just throw my dick over my shoulder and piss in the tank when I'm not just sitting backwards on the toilet.
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Mar 23, 2015 18:46
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sit and urinate into a gatorade bottle
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Mar 23, 2015 18:48
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why bother just piss your pants if its hot out you pants should dry
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Mar 23, 2015 18:54
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what should i do if im gay
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Mar 23, 2015 18:56
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sitting is for wimps, real men (and women i guess) squat
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Mar 23, 2015 18:57
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*has a babydick* *wraps entire body around urinal to hide my babydick* Hah now nobody will know i have a babydick lol!!
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Mar 23, 2015 18:59
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As a goony goon the time I spend standing peeing into the toilet is a good 30% of my physically active time each day. Standing pissing for fitness!
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Mar 23, 2015 19:08
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Arrath posted:As a goony goon the time I spend standing peeing into the toilet is a good 30% of my physically active time each day. Standing pissing for fitness! That is a good point, maybe I should put that under the Con for sitting list. Missing opportunity to do those sweet deadlifts and/or squats. open container posted:sit and urinate into a gatorade bottle Did that poo poo in Iraq too often. Kind of miss being able to do that at work tho. It'd be nice.
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Mar 23, 2015 19:12
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WTF people are voting on the poll but not posting? > Not gonna win BEST THREAD that way.
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Mar 23, 2015 22:17
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Jastiger posted:WTF people are voting on the poll but not posting? > you can't force it, man these things take time much like number 2
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Mar 23, 2015 22:19
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I sit down to pee if I'm at home and relaxing because that makes my sphincter muscles more limber and I can usually inadvertently squeeze out a decently sized turd or two despite not having to poo poo. It's my secret for regular bowel movements, haters gonna hate. Plus I don't have to worry about my gf getting pissed at me for not putting the toilet seat down and we bond over the fact that we both pee sitting down lol
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Mar 23, 2015 22:34
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beefart posted:I sit down to pee if I'm at home and relaxing because that makes my sphincter muscles more limber and I can usually inadvertently squeeze out a decently sized turd or two despite not having to poo poo. It's my secret for regular bowel movements, haters gonna hate. See, we need more heartwarming tales itt.
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Mar 23, 2015 22:39
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Standing up to pee is not only a flagrant demonstration of male privilege, but it also makes you appear larger and more threatening than you would be if sitting which could potentially make women feel uncomfortable. A true progressive doesn't stand for equality, he sits.
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Mar 23, 2015 22:50
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ArbitraryC posted:Standing up to pee is not only a flagrant demonstration of male privilege, but it also makes you appear larger and more threatening than you would be if sitting which could potentially make women feel uncomfortable. A true progressive doesn't stand for equality, he sits. More uncomfortable than being in a men's restroom in the first place?
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Mar 23, 2015 23:03
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if you have a large cock sitting down and peeing is a bad angle and you actually cut off the piss stream a bit. Its not healthy. If you have a tiny dick then by all means sit and pee.
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Mar 23, 2015 23:08
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I stand up to pee because I can, you probably shouldn't read much more into it
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Mar 23, 2015 23:12
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I was told by a German housewife not to pee standing up because it splashed little bits of pee all over. Please stop oppressing my rights to pee standing and thus bathe a portion of your bathroom in a fine piss mist you, uh, cishetreo ...sedente urine supremacist?
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Mar 23, 2015 23:16
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I stand unless ive still got a huge boner from loving your mom. Then I gotta sit and push it down a bit so I dont spray through the seat and toilet top gap coating the bathroom and my legs in stinky piss.
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Mar 24, 2015 01:51
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i sit down and just pee straight up into the air onto my face
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Mar 24, 2015 01:55
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Real men don't pee. Dialysis for all!
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Mar 24, 2015 02:09
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So it seems the Gooncensus is that sitting down to pee is the best way. Gonna change my lifestyle now. Thanks ya'll.
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Mar 24, 2015 17:58
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Where is the goonswarm spirit? I expected at least a Poopsock option.
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Mar 24, 2015 18:01
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betas all over this thread
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beefart posted:I sit down to pee if I'm at home and relaxing because that makes my sphincter muscles more limber and I can usually inadvertently squeeze out a decently sized turd or two despite not having to poo poo. It's my secret for regular bowel movements, haters gonna hate. i was watching nephew recently. he pees standing and even though he is only 3 and asked me to hold his penis for him he is more manly and less gay than you
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