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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Oh poo poo I didn't know everyone was doing joke ones now everyone will know im gay :ohdear:

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Applewhite posted:

Oh poo poo I didn't know everyone was doing joke ones now everyone will know im gay :ohdear:

eww

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

What do you say to a man who has everything?
What comfort can a near-stranger provide to a man so content?

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

If he dies do his daughters inherit the site? That would be one hell of an estate meeting.

Lawyer: Your father has left you one possession, a website.

Girl: Cool, let's stay there tonight!

Lawyer: You will get it on one condition, you stay one night on the forums.

Girl: Oh, there's always a catch.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Do It Once Right posted:

What do you say to a man who has everything?
What comfort can a near-stranger provide to a man so content?

He looks really sad in all the recent pictures, he can probably use some positive stuff from all his friends.

Someone tell Uwe Boll, maybe Uwe can surprise him with a gift basket and balloons.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
OP send him a cookie bouquet

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
i want to write something nice.

but i have no idea what?

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
Get well lowtax I dont feel like being mass buried with other goons

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Stay safe Lowtax ghost.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Anorexic Robot posted:

Get well lowtax I dont feel like being mass buried with other goons

Why not?

Your user name is pretty okay. When archaeologists dig your remains out of the skull pit and read your user name engraved on your forehead they'll be all "Ha! A robot can't be anorexic! That's kind of funny." It'll be even funnier since one of them will probably be a robot. That's something to look forward to, you'll bring joy to future generations.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

gnarlyhotep posted:

OP send him a cookie bouquet

edible arrangements are way more sophist

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013



I do not endorse the well being of a global terrorist spoke person. I hope Uwe Boll kills Lowtax again.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

pray for our beloved henface

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
I have to admit that it was me who signed the card as Uwe Boll, so he doesn't actually know yet. How can we contact the real Uwe?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

contrapants posted:

I have to admit that it was me who signed the card as Uwe Boll, so he doesn't actually know yet. How can we contact the real Uwe?

Criticize one of his movies and he'll contact you.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

I actually lold at the card a little especially the aatrek pic

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
opps wrong thread

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

bunky posted:

edible arrangements are way more sophist

Can't we just have a nice get well card without you bringing epistemological rhetoric into it? Just ONE TIME, BUNKY? :rolleyes:

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Did not take very long for goatse to show up :(

I signed it with dickbutt which is 10x better.

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

Lowtax can get hosed, talk about a deadbeat webmaster.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

gnarlyhotep posted:

Can't we just have a nice get well card without you bringing epistemological rhetoric into it? Just ONE TIME, BUNKY? :rolleyes:

lets just send him a goddamn cookie puss cake you philistine

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

bunky posted:

lets just send him a goddamn cookie puss cake you philistine

*storms out of the room crying*

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

gnarlyhotep posted:

*storms out of the room crying*

lets just get a fudgie the whale

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

bunky posted:

lets just get a fudgie the whale

you always know just what to say

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Ralp's been Weekend at Berniesing Lowtax's rapidly decaying body all over the place to keep the forums open

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
*slams Lowtax's fingers on keys to renew domain registration, probates some hellthread for the fun of it*

hooliganesh
Aug 1, 2003

REPENT!
Get well soon, Lou Tacks...Loot Axe...whoever you are.

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Haha, nice. I'll print it out when it's done and tape it to his skeleton once they pull it out of a bog or whatever.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Did you guys know that for a little bit Lowtax did work for Rifftrax? Maybe he bought Rifftrax and is turning it into a turn key solution providing granular control for disparate systems.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Harrower posted:

Haha, nice. I'll print it out when it's done and tape it to his skeleton once they pull it out of a bog or whatever.
He won't be dead, Lowtax is healed by bogs.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Bogwater is vitamins to him.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

Bogwater is vitamins to him.

lowtax, more like, bogman

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
smell ya later

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

rest in piss lartax

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Yaos posted:

Did you guys know that for a little bit Lowtax did work for Rifftrax? Maybe he bought Rifftrax and is turning it into a turn key solution providing granular control for disparate systems.

Yeah I watched Troll 2, it was good

well, the movie was terrible, but their commentary was good

gnarlyhotep fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Mar 25, 2015

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Just a reminder that there are only three days left to sign this card!

Galaxander
Aug 12, 2009

Where is Shmorky's card?

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

King Lazer posted:

Where is Shmorky's card?

probably furaffinity

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Get well soon low tax but I don't put my John Henry on anything sorry I'm a freeman on the land.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
with how much goons loving whine about everything i'd also go away and never come back. look at the second to last thread he posted in, responding to some dork telling him how SA needs to be more "focused" and they should have daily meetings like a loving office or some poo poo

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