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IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

what the gently caress, man

what is wrong with you why wouldn't you wear down jackets

the only down jacket i know of that i like is canada goose, and those are way too expense/trendy. i just have a nice thick wool coat from Filson.

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Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

while my house manager was away on vacation i was put in charge b/c i've been here the longest (25 months), so i wanted to see wtf was going on in there and rat him out to the house manager if need be.

you're an enormous dork.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

what the gently caress, man

what is wrong with you why wouldn't you wear down jackets

nice

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

Under the vegetable posted:

you're an enormous dork.

in AA recovery it's called "holding each other accountable" and we do it to help each other stay sober.

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

while my house manager was away on vacation i was put in charge b/c i've been here the longest (25 months), so i wanted to see wtf was going on in there and rat him out to the house manager if need be.

lol. Did you find anything to own him with?

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

Paper With Lines posted:

lol. Did you find anything to own him with?

no. i mean, the house manager knows about the clothes situation, but there's really no hard evidence that they're stolen. basically, the "arrangement" is that he can't sell them out of the house, but he can have them here. it was bizarre in there though - he has reminders to himself written in giant red letters all over his walls.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

while my house manager was away on vacation i was put in charge b/c i've been here the longest (25 months), so i wanted to see wtf was going on in there and rat him out to the house manager if need be.
be sure to rat out all future clients in the same manner

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

haljordan posted:

Does your black roommate dress up as Elmo and rail against the Jews in Times Square?

that guy is white and got arrested again

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

I don't. I only wear wool jackets at this point.

He probably does though. His latest thing, however, has been True Religion jeans. I snuck into his room one day, and he has like 20 pairs of True Religion jeans, all stacked and folded up in there. among other stuff.

sneaking into your felon and evidently still criminally active roommate's room sounds like a great way to get killed

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Darkman Fanpage posted:

that guy is white and got arrested again

Living the dream.

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
I live in a shanty in the shantytown.
We have no money so we had to sleep on the ground.
I played the music. My father he dig a ditch.
My mother she do laundry life sure was a bitch.

But 'till we killed the white people. Ooh we gun make them hurt.
Kill the white people yea. But buy my record first.
Ooh yea. Why don't you buy my record?

We sing of freedom and ooh equality.
But we really don't care we just want money money money.
We want to drive in a big black limosine.
Get so high off ganja we cant even see.
and then we kill the white people. Ooh we gunna make them hurt.
Kill the white people. Yea. Ooh but buy my record first ooh.

When u go in the record store. We gunna wait outside.
We gunna hit them in the head with a bat and make them cry.
but 'till we kill the white people.
Yea but buy my record first

-Eddie Murphy

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Izzy do you even think about maybe just having one little drinky-poo, like just a taste to help remember all of the good times. I bet you could handle just a little drink now

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

Nooner posted:

Izzy do you even think about maybe just having one little drinky-poo, like just a taste to help remember all of the good times. I bet you could handle just a little drink now

multiple times, every day.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






haris pilton posted:

I live in a shanty in the shantytown.
We have no money so we had to sleep on the ground.
I played the music. My father he dig a ditch.
My mother she do laundry life sure was a bitch.

But 'till we killed the white people. Ooh we gun make them hurt.
Kill the white people yea. But buy my record first.
Ooh yea. Why don't you buy my record?

We sing of freedom and ooh equality.
But we really don't care we just want money money money.
We want to drive in a big black limosine.
Get so high off ganja we cant even see.
and then we kill the white people. Ooh we gunna make them hurt.
Kill the white people. Yea. Ooh but buy my record first ooh.

When u go in the record store. We gunna wait outside.
We gunna hit them in the head with a bat and make them cry.
but 'till we kill the white people.
Yea but buy my record first

-Eddie Murphy

Girl I can't understand it, why you want to hurt me
After all of the things i've done for you
I buy you champagne, roses and put diamonds on your fingers
But still you hang out all night, what am I to do

My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, she parties all the time
Whoooohooohoohoo (party all the time)
She likes to party all the time (party all the time)
Whoooohooohoohoo (party all the time)
She likes to party all the time (party all the time)

Girl I seen you at clubs, just hangin out and dancing
You give your number to every man you see
You never come home at night because your out romancin
I wish you'd bring some of your love home to me

But My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time
party all the time (hold) yeah

party party party party party

whoooooo
whoooohoohooo

she likes to party all the time
she lets her hair down
she likes to party down

-Eddie Murphy

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

multiple times, every day.

just drink man, AA is religious bullshit that tries to take away your freedom to do what you want, when you want.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Paper With Lines posted:

just drink man, AA is religious bullshit that tries to take away your freedom to do what you want, when you want.

agreed, I mean you're in law school, you head of the halfway house

drink a little to celebrate you're fine

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
seems a little sip here and there would really help to take some of the stress of attending the 4th or 5th best law school in the country

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
You realize that if you ever plan to be a practicing lawyer that you shouldn't be sharing your adventures in a halfway house with us, right? Like, you realize firms are going to google your name, right?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Nigmaetcetera posted:

You realize that if you ever plan to be a practicing lawyer that you shouldn't be sharing your adventures in a halfway house with us, right? Like, you realize firms are going to google your name, right?

"That's DOCTOR TurboSperg to you, ma'am"

Also, nothing says high functioning like living in a halfway house for two loving years. Did you get a dui while drinking with gary busey or something jesus christ

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Under the vegetable posted:

you're an enormous dork.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

on youtube. you know, like jews control the world thru the banks and media, yadda yadda

it's making me nervous. i feel a violent outburst is coming.

(i should also mention he's a convicted multiple felon)

i can't loving wait until i move out of this lovely halfway house in six weeks and into my own studio apartment. ugh.


edit: he just came into my room and "asked" me for (demanded) a cigarette. this is what i have to put up with every day while studying for law school.

Lol your his bitch

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
Hey what ya gonna do? 
After all the lies they told ya 
drat near everything they told you 
Got to free your mind, open up your eyes 
Yea! 

Ain’t no angels no shoulders 
The Pope ain't much and the devil’s just a lie 
And even with your clout and money 
When the Reaper comes we will kiss your rear end goodbye 
Yes we will 

It’s temporary 
Everything is only temporary 
But God (God) 
God is everlasting yeah! 
It’s temporary 
You and me are only temporary (Everlasting, yea) 

It’s so much bigger than yourself 
And you ain’t but a tiny tick of time 
And those certificates for prestigious graduations
On your wall 
When your time is up 
Won't buy an ounce of time
Write your will

It’s temporary 
You and me are only temporary 
But God (God) 
God is everlasting! 
It’s temporary 
Everything is only temporary (Everlasting, yea) 

So all your good connections 
It’s temporary 
And all the bill collectors 
It’s temporary 
Ain’t no angels on no shoulders 
It’s temporary 
The Pope ain't much and the devil’s just a lie 
It’s temporary 
Said the Pope ain't much and the devil’s just a lie 
It’s temporary 
A Pope ain't much and the devil’s just a lie

-Eddie Murphy

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Nooner posted:

seems a little sip here and there would really help to take some of the stress of attending the 4th or 5th best law school in the country
please don't derail the rehab efforts of brendan frasers most passing sister

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Seriously though, two loving years. Does your hh landlord/headmaster know you've been transferring your addictions to this forum in that timespan?

When are you going to apologize for the ways you've wronged all of us for making us read your shitposts? Its been like 2 years and thats like the 5th loving step

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
When you did on campus interview did you tell them you live in a halfway house?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






What kind of lawyer isn't constantly drunk/hungover? I would only trust a "Sean Penn in 'Carlito's Way'" type of shyster.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
when the roommates away the room raider will play :jackbud:

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Waroduce posted:

Lol your his bitch

I enjoy your rage induced avatar text.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
what was your favorite activity back when you were drinking? Personally I love coming home from work after a long day and cracking a delicious brew while enjoying the sunset on my balcony. Really nothing quite like it

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:


When are you going to apologize for the ways you've wronged all of us for making us read your shitposts?

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
how many people do you have to kill to end up in a halfway house for two years?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Op jewishly sells out his black roommate for money

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
are..are these pants stolen? *sniffs 80 pairs for ball smells*

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER
i was excited by the thread title because i've often wondered what Jewish conspiracy theories are but then realized I can just go read the Jerusalem Post.

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

OP's rap sheet is insane

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
smashurbanipal i like your name

maybe we can meet for countless beverages and fun

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Lazerbeam posted:

OP's rap sheet is insane

lol his ban on 1/28/11

drunk posting

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I like to think every time OP makes a lovely post and is mocked out of it that he relapses into a week long bender where for a brief moment of time he isn't insufferable

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

dog buttz posted:

lol his probation on 1/28/11

drunk posting

I guess i was wrong lol

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

i mainly give him cigarettes when he "asks" b/c

Waroduce posted:

Lol your his bitch

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