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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:I guess i was wrong lol lol he has four other drunken probates/bans. Is three bans in a week a record?
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Nigmaetcetera posted:You realize that if you ever plan to be a practicing lawyer that you shouldn't be sharing your adventures in a halfway house with us, right? Like, you realize firms are going to google your name, right? My real name isn't "Izzy Stradlin" ASSASSINS! posted:how many people do you have to kill to end up in a halfway house for two years? zero. i've never been arrested. never gotten so much as a parking ticket. i am here under my own volition b/c i don't trust myself living on my own. Nooner posted:what was your favorite activity back when you were drinking? Personally I love coming home from work after a long day and cracking a delicious brew while enjoying the sunset on my balcony. Really nothing quite like it drinking whiskey while smoking cigs and listening to springsteen or watching always sunny or the inbetweeners (UK) and pretending like i was a member of their crew, ie, like they were my best friends. Kazak_Hstan posted:When you did on campus interview did you tell them you live in a halfway house? I got a PO Box specifically for that purpose - so my resume and business cards wouldn't have my address, which if you google shows up as a part of a treatment center for alcoholism and drug addiction. one step ahead-uh the game. IzzyFnStradlin fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Mar 24, 2015 |
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Back on topic: one time this same roommate almost fought with another of my black roommates b/c he thought that someone was stealing his hot dogs. edit: and now neither one of them will keep their hot dogs, or chips, or crisco grease in the kitchen, b/c neither trusts the other lol. IzzyFnStradlin fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Mar 24, 2015 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:Back on topic: one time this same roommate almost fought with another of my black roommates b/c he thought that someone was stealing his hot dogs. are you racist?
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Mar 24, 2015 01:31
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dog buttz posted:are you racist? Check his rap sheet
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:When are you going to apologize for the ways you've wronged all of us for making us read your shitposts? Its been like 2 years and thats like the 5th loving step Realtalk: I actually went to my sponsor and told him that I wanted to make 9th step amends to the people on the SA Forums that I've harmed, but we discussed it and he said I didn't have to.  (fifth step is different. that is "admitted to god, ourselves, and another human being the exact nature of our wrongs")
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the paralegal of paraprison bitches
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:
If you can't trust yourself to live on your own, how are you going to be fit to practice law in a high powered law firm?
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Mar 24, 2015 01:42
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i believe in you op people have succeeded out of more trying circumstances than your own
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iammeandsoareyou posted:If you can't trust yourself to live on your own, how are you going to be fit to practice law in a high powered law firm? I'm hoping when and if that time comes i will be ready. it's a gradual process, after all. i wouldn't actually even take the bar or be licensed until like a year from now, so there is quite a bit of time to grow and flourish. edit: plus, one thing i learned in law school is that law students don't enter and rarely leave as these like suave attorneys. that takes time too. you don't even get considered to become a partner until 7 years working for a big firm. IzzyFnStradlin fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Mar 24, 2015 |
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Mar 24, 2015 01:45
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youll never have as much fun being a lawyer than you would being a cool drunk guy
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:drinking whiskey while smoking cigs and listening to springsteen or watching always sunny or the inbetweeners (UK) and pretending like i was a member of their crew, ie, like they were my best friends. holy poo poo op. lol you irl: 
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:I'm hoping when and if that time comes i will be ready. it's a gradual process, after all. i wouldn't actually even take the bar or be licensed until like a year from now, so there is quite a bit of time to grow and flourish. Right, as far as I know lawyers, especially under the partner level are a very abstemious crew.
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like, i figured i knew a thing or two about illegal drugs that time i got arrested for them, so i guess the next logical step in my career is to be a dea agent???
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Smashurbanipal posted:a very abstemious crew. Ah, a fellow logophile,
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This thread's gotten too weird and way off topic. Closing. Edit: I closed the thread but someone - presumably a mod - reopened it. Don't blame me. IzzyFnStradlin fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Mar 24, 2015 |
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Enjoying a frost cold beer while I watch the game how could anything that feels so right be bad?
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I wish the op good luck in his quests to be sober, to be a lawyer, and whatever thing with his black Nazi roommate or whatever, even if his posts are bad, as indeed they are. Namaste.
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TEAYCHES posted:it's good to be black ----------------
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Hey I'm an alcoholic wouldn't it be great if I could join a profession known for aggravating and even causing alcohol dependency
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gnarlyhotep posted:Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace,
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nooner dont take your love to town
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:while my house manager was away on vacation i was put in charge b/c i've been here the longest (25 months), so i wanted to see wtf was going on in there and rat him out to the house manager if need be. Disgusting.
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Agag posted:Disgusting.
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Did the op not close this thread or do i owe the mods a courtesy thank-you for giving us the opportunity to call izzy a boring dickless turdpusher one last time?
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david... posted:youll never have as much fun being a lawyer than you would being a cool drunk guy I've never seen a lawyer who's work attire is a bath robe
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:Did the op not close this thread or do i owe the mods a courtesy thank-you for giving us the opportunity to call izzy a boring dickless turdpusher one last time? I was gonna PM a mod because I didn't get to mock the OP before the thread closed, guess I won't even have to.
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Your case worker is right, OP. You might be living in a place that would disqualify you from literally any job, but if you believe in yourself, you can be a lawyer just like you always dreamed.
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gay sewer monster posted:Your case worker is right, OP. You might be living in a place that would disqualify you from literally any job, but if you believe in yourself, you can be a lawyer just like you always dreamed. Haven't you heard, he's going to a TOP 5 LAW SCHOOL. He just can't tell you which one because it's a secret.
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:Did the op not close this thread or do i owe the mods a courtesy thank-you for giving us the opportunity to call izzy a boring dickless turdpusher one last time? gnarly is a just and wise mod
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After perusing his rap sheet, I'm pretty sure that IzzyFnStradlin will start drinking again after losing a case defending a white dude for shooting a black person in 'self defence'.
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:Did the op not close this thread or do i owe the mods a courtesy thank-you for giving us the opportunity to call izzy a boring dickless turdpusher one last time? I closed it. Someone - presumably a mod - reopened it.
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