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Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe
James Joyce
Mussolini
Leo Tolstoy
JFK
Napoleon
David Cross
David Berkowitz
H.G. Wells

So for any virgin goons afraid to take the plunge, lots of greats did it the easy way.

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Think Anton Chekhov as well.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

op

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.
The OP, too.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
i'm not notable, but my father did take me to mexico to gently caress a hooker when i was 13.

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
p much every rich successful noble prince or king or duke or whatever was knee deep in hooker puss at all times

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Didn't Nietzsche get syphilis from a prostitute?

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER
And lived with his sister.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Jesus of Nazareth

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i lost my virginity to a ginger, can still feel where my soul used to be

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i felt used after my first relationship does that make me the hooker

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
I think Leisure Suit Larry did.

Arturo Ui
Apr 14, 2005

Forums Bosch Expert
Dennis Rodman

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Think about all the infamous folks that didnt gently caress hookers first.

Hitler
Darth Vader
Ide Amin
George W Bush

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
gustave flaubert im p sure, he also lived with his mom his entire life

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Name a successful person whom hasn't banged at least two hookers.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

VendaGoat posted:

Name a successful person whom hasn't banged at least two hookers.

Prez. Obama.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Edit:^gently caress you

VendaGoat posted:

Name a successful person whom hasn't banged at least two hookers.

Barack Obama was swimming in it his whole life so I don't think he ever had to.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I call Bullshit, provide empirical evidence that he's never done it.

I want receipts!

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

Name a successful person whom hasn't banged at least two hookers.

John candy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

toggle posted:

John candy

Nope
/

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

Name a successful person whom hasn't banged at least two hookers.

morissey

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I said "Succesful"

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

VendaGoat posted:

I said "Succesful"

lol, burn.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

its sad that we live in a time when we are looked down on for banging prossies. i have the financial means, but too much moral clarity.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

opus111 posted:

its sad that we live in a time when we are looked down on for banging prossies. i have the financial means, but too much moral clarity.

Join Congress, PROBLEM SOLVED!

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

buyer's remorse

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

I said "Succesful"

lol'd

Brock Hardchin
Aug 17, 2007

You don't need anyone or anything to party 'til ya puke.
in a rare turn of events, ghandi lost his virginity to the time traveling prostitute Mae Ze Dong.

























I mean, c'mon. its vietnamese for Mao The Dong. of course hes going to be a time traveling swinger

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
mozart was basically born out of a hooker pus, i guess that counts

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

any famous women lose their virginity to a gigolo?

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION
Benjamin Button

Forrest Gump

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro
steve tyler

also the hooker had a penis, inspiring "dude looks like a lady" years later

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Oliver Stone's dad took him to an escort when he was 17 and he turned out all right. Also Bryan Cranston.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
Chris-Chan

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Charles Bukowski lost his virginity to an obese hooker then slapped the poo poo out of her and accused her of stealing his wallet only to find it under his jeans after she ran out the room crying lol

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Bryan Cranston, true story

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

lmao

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011

Hobohemian posted:

Didn't Nietzsche get syphilis from a prostitute?

Nietzsche was taken to a brothel as a young man, but he found it repulsive so he sat down and played a piano he had found inside the brothel instead of goin' to town on some hookers. He was too spergy about his sexuality. Most people have ruled out Nietzsche ever having syphilis - I think now a days many people are more inclined to attribute his later insanity to brain cancer.

Pulvis Sumus fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Mar 24, 2015

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Hobohemian posted:

Didn't Nietzsche get syphilis from a prostitute?

Franz Schubert two, I believe. It was his only sexual encounter as well.

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