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buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
quick! someone post the pornstars brfore/after makeup series

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

Most of those 'good looking dudes' you see have make up on. If they are a professional entertainer or public figure in any capacity they have a squad of professional stylists and make up artists working on their face a lot, man or woman.

And there's plenty of women that look great with no or very little make up, too.

Men age better though I think.

This is the worst picture of Sam Elliott I could find

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

ElGroucho posted:


This is the worst picture of Sam Elliott I could find

Oh, we all love Sam Elliott no matter what he looks like! Come on.
Anyway, he looks good here.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
there doesn't seem to be a major paparazzi obsession with snapping pics of male entertainers that are as compromising as possible like there is with women

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

there doesn't seem to be a major paparazzi obsession with snapping pics of male entertainers that are as compromising as possible like there is with women

:laffo: if you don't think there are paparazzi trying their hardest to get a shot of Tom Cruise with a case of fart face

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

ElGroucho posted:

:laffo: if you don't think there are paparazzi trying their hardest to get a shot of Tom Cruise with a case of fart face

??? just screencap him in any movie

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
i actually didn't know that though I don't watch TV or read tabloids, dudes on the internet only post the ones of women

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

Men age better though I think.

Ironically, this is probably because they're less inclined to wear makeup or tan or inject foreign substances into their faces.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You know, I never understood the drive needed to want to get a picture of someone at their absolute worst, for publicity reasons.

Journalism, war photography, I get. You're going to want to tell a narrative of the humanity involved.

What is served by taking a picture of a celebrity getting the morning paper?

:confused: I just don't understand.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Gabriel Pope posted:

Ironically, this is probably because they're less inclined to wear makeup or tan or inject foreign substances into their faces.

Women: Oh, I'm looking bad! Better inject some botulism in my face!
Men: Man, I look like poo poo. Maybe I'll go to the gym every now and then or not eat like a loving idiot for a month.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

VendaGoat posted:

You know, I never understood the drive needed to want to get a picture of someone at their absolute worst, for publicity reasons.

Journalism, war photography, I get. You're going to want to tell a narrative of the humanity involved.

What is served by taking a picture of a celebrity getting the morning paper?

:confused: I just don't understand.

take those conceited bitches down a peg

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ElGroucho posted:

Women: Oh, I'm looking bad! Better inject some botulism in my face!
Men: Man, I look like poo poo. Maybe I'll go to the gym every now and then or not eat like a loving idiot for a month.

Women: oh I need to lose five pounds. *starves self, drinks fifty gallons of water a day, becomes bulimic*
Men: I need to lose some weight. *Takes an enormous poo poo*

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.
Makeup is loving awesome and once I settle on a solid skincare routine and actually know what the hell I'm doing to keep my skin moist and healthy, I'm gonna go buy all the makeup and put it on my face.

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.
Actually, I want to do more with my nails, too, and just have my appearance be really polished overall, since I enjoy looking very clean-cut, but first I need to stop biting my fingernails, which I can't seem to do. I just always find myself biting them really often when I get deep into thought. Usually I've already partially bitten through one when I notice, and then the damage is already done. :\

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.
Oh, and I need to learn how to shave properly. I think I've been using the same electric razor I got when I was 14 or 16. That means I've been using the same blades for over eight years, maybe ten.

Still, I get a really close shave right after I exfoliate. But I can't exfoliate every day, even though I want to shave every day. :\

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Get fake claws. Nails, I mean nails.

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.
No, that has to wait until I file my teeth into points. And I can't do that until I get them whitened enough.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

don't forget anus bleaching
thats not always about vanity or being insecure about what other people think about your anus you insensitive clod
bleaching my anus isnt something i do its who i am
when i tried to live the life of a person of unbleached anus it was living a lie and i couldnt fully love and respect myself

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
for all we know whoever this one is possibly also not pretty after make-up because the after photo is unquestionably enhanced digitally as well unless the sun exists only to shine on her hair like its the golden fleece (at least when shes wearing makeup because the sun is kind of a scumbag)
not saying other afters arent also digitally enhanced but this one is just obvious

the leaked fappening cell phone pics of hayden panitierre and kate upton are smoking hot
those girls are hot day and night

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Gabriel Pope posted:

Ironically, this is probably because they're less inclined to wear makeup or tan or inject foreign substances into their faces.

probably depends on how far you take it. if you're just an everyday make up wearer, it might be better for you because a lot of stuff has UV protection and what not in it whereas meanwhile the men are just getting blasted by the sun all day long.

if you're getting botox injected into your face on the reg then yeah you're probably gonna look like the crypt keeper one day

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Moridin920 posted:

Men age better though I think.

Pretty much.

Who wants to ride old-guy dick? All women.

Who wants to ride old-lady pussy. No one, not even Satan.

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.

Moridin920 posted:

Men age better though I think.

show pictures please

i seriously find this to be the opposite of the case.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

EB Nulshit posted:

show pictures please

i seriously find this to be the opposite of the case.

that's gonna be hard because I can cherry pick a bunch of not so attractive old women and a bunch of attractive old men for you but to really be fair I'd have to find a ton of young and then old comparison photos and eh. effort.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I like the natural look. Au naturale. Definitely.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:


Who wants to ride old-lady pussy. No one, not even Satan.

Its kinda like being the sandworm on Dune. :awesome:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Most of Hollywoods elite "sexy lead men" are in their late 40s or 50s and most of them are still in great shape. Men can age very well

Daniel Craig is 47

Hugh Jackman is 46

Robert Downey Jr is 49

Johnny Depp is 51

Brad Pitt is 51

Keanu Reeves is 50

Matthew McConaughey is 45

Gerard Butler is 45

Matt Damon is 45

Clive Owen is 50

Josh Brolin is 47

Tom Cruise is 52

Most of them still have big roles in big movies where they play action heroes and poo poo while most women with the exception of Angelina Jolie basically fall off the map after a certain age

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Mar 24, 2015

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Smart guys know to stay away from the bright red lipstick wearers.

At Waterloo
Dec 16, 2007

Oh baby darling you will see, your blood belongs to him a soulless feast.

buttcrackmenace posted:

quick! someone post the pornstars brfore/after makeup series

someone do this so I don't have to google it

Also I can confirm that MOST ladies wear make up for day-to-day activities, even if it's just some foundation and mascara. Men are normally clueless and can't really tell from a polite distance. Trickery! :bigtran:

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.

Zzulu posted:

Most of Hollywoods elite "sexy lead men" are in their late 40s or 50s. Men can age very well

Daniel Craig is 47

Hugh Jackman is 46

Robert Downey Jr is 49

Johnny Depp is 51

Brad Pitt is 51

Keanu Reeves is 50

Matthew McConaughey is 45

Gerard Butler is 45

Matt Damon is 45

Clive Owen is 50

Josh Brolin is 47

Tom Cruise is 52

Most of them still have big roles in big movies where they play action heroes and poo poo while most women with the exception of Angelina Jolie basically fall off the map after a certain age

Most of these dudes would not be considered attractive if they were not famous. Nobody would want to gently caress them. Hell, still, Keanu Reeves? At 50? You think he's good-looking? And you think "Able to get a leading role" means "attractive to the opposite sex" rather than "agreeable to people who have money to spend on making movies"? There are plenty of good-looking women who have fallen of the map after a certain age.

And you showed me movie stars who can afford hair transplants. How about average men who end up bald or combing their hair over at thirty-five or forty? That's how men typically age - are you forgetting that such men exist when you say that men age better, just because some actors can afford hair transplants?

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:


Who wants to ride old-lady pussy. No one, not even Satan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct-qJv7iiHo

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

EB Nulshit posted:

Most of these dudes would not be considered attractive if they were not famous. Nobody would want to gently caress them. Hell, still, Keanu Reeves? At 50? You think he's good-looking? And you think "Able to get a leading role" means "attractive to the opposite sex" rather than "agreeable to people who have money to spend on making movies"? There are plenty of good-looking women who have fallen of the map after a certain age.

And you showed me movie stars who can afford hair transplants. How about average men who end up bald or combing their hair over at thirty-five or forty? That's how men typically age - are you forgetting that such men exist when you say that men age better, just because some actors can afford hair transplants?

I think all those men are good looking yeah, most people would

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Every celebrity male or female has fillers + plastic surgery
Men love makeup or else women would not wear it/porn would never have women wearing makeup

This thread is g a y

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
lmao if you arent wearing guyliner 24/7

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

VendaGoat posted:

You know, I never understood the drive needed to want to get a picture of someone at their absolute worst, for publicity reasons.

Journalism, war photography, I get. You're going to want to tell a narrative of the humanity involved.

What is served by taking a picture of a celebrity getting the morning paper?

:confused: I just don't understand.

truly you are enlightened!!!

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

EB Nulshit posted:

Most of these dudes would not be considered attractive if they were not famous. Nobody would want to gently caress them. Hell, still, Keanu Reeves? At 50? You think he's good-looking? And you think "Able to get a leading role" means "attractive to the opposite sex" rather than "agreeable to people who have money to spend on making movies"? There are plenty of good-looking women who have fallen of the map after a certain age.

And you showed me movie stars who can afford hair transplants. How about average men who end up bald or combing their hair over at thirty-five or forty? That's how men typically age - are you forgetting that such men exist when you say that men age better, just because some actors can afford hair transplants?

hahaha wtf.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Every celebrity male or female has fillers + plastic surgery
Men love makeup or else women would not wear it/porn would never have women wearing makeup

This thread is g a y

Most standards of female beauty are set by gay men and catty women.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Makeup is fine I don't understand why goons freak out about it. Well applied makeup enhances strengths and hides flaws. Everybody likes to feel beautiful sometimes which i guess is hard for a community largely populated by humanoid toads with panniculi to comprehend

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Makeup is fine I don't understand why goons freak out about it. Well applied makeup enhances strengths and hides flaws. Everybody likes to feel beautiful sometimes which i guess is hard for a community largely populated by humanoid toads with panniculi to comprehend

they're the same goons who insist that thtey want a girl who wears jeans, hoodies and nikes. and also she must play games and like watching some specific tv series. they are either closet gays, or are terrified of femininity and hide this by claiming to be feminists. well, that's my goon theory. bye.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Women are lucky they can just put makeup on, wear high heels, and starve themselves to be attractive. Men are just hosed.

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

EB Nulshit posted:

Most of these dudes would not be considered attractive if they were not famous. Nobody would want to gently caress them. Hell, still, Keanu Reeves? At 50? You think he's good-looking? And you think "Able to get a leading role" means "attractive to the opposite sex" rather than "agreeable to people who have money to spend on making movies"? There are plenty of good-looking women who have fallen of the map after a certain age.

And you showed me movie stars who can afford hair transplants. How about average men who end up bald or combing their hair over at thirty-five or forty? That's how men typically age - are you forgetting that such men exist when you say that men age better, just because some actors can afford hair transplants?

lol seriously? Keanu Reeves is the one you pick out of that list as too old to be attractive?

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