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new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
I prefer the low/no makeup look. Once you've had a woman in your bed who had on a lot of makeup you start to appreciate the natural look more. Having that poo poo smeared all over your bedding and yourself is gross. I also like shorter hair on women because having lived with long haired women it gets everywhere and is gross. Your priorities really change once you get older.

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unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp

natetimm posted:

Most standards of female beauty are set by gay men and catty women.

I want to put my hands around your throat and choke you until you stop breathing and your heart no longer beats

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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spud posted:

Women are lucky they can just put makeup on, wear high heels, and starve themselves to be attractive. Men are just hosed.

Actually men can stick to a powerful workout routine and quickly become perfect bodys for Marvel movies, and this will apply into their 50s.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

natetimm posted:

I prefer the low/no makeup look. Once you've had a woman in your bed who had on a lot of makeup you start to appreciate the natural look more. Having that poo poo smeared all over your bedding and yourself is gross. I also like shorter hair on women because having lived with long haired women it gets everywhere and is gross. Your priorities really change once you get older.

It sounds like your priorities are leading you to a mannequin torso with a fleshlight in it.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
don't tell women what they can and can't wear

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Stuntman posted:

don't tell women what they can and can't wear

nobody did

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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natetimm posted:

I prefer the low/no makeup look. Once you've had a woman in your bed who had on a lot of makeup you start to appreciate the natural look more. Having that poo poo smeared all over your bedding and yourself is gross. I also like shorter hair on women because having lived with long haired women it gets everywhere and is gross. Your priorities really change once you get older.

Yeap, that's definitely the moment. When that crazy whore is going hog wild, smearing her paint markings all over my room and beddings.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

unassertive boy 99 posted:

I want to put my hands around your throat and choke you until you stop breathing and your heart no longer beats

BRB, fleeing my home.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

boom boom boom posted:

It sounds like your priorities are leading you to a mannequin torso with a fleshlight in it.

Gonna maul that fake pussy like the guy in the other thread. Really though, written out like that, it just looks like I want a dude. Has long hair and makeup made me gay? drat you fashion industry!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
yall fags talking about makeup

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

opus111 posted:

they're the same goons who insist that thtey want a girl who wears jeans, hoodies and nikes. and also she must play games and like watching some specific tv series. they are either closet gays, or are terrified of femininity and hide this by claiming to be feminists. well, that's my goon theory. bye.

that's stupid

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

yeah i really want a girl who dresses exactly like my childhood friend brad, who i can kick back and play COD with, just like i do with brad, and also watches the same things as brad, so I can talk to hi- her about it. <- defffo not a giant homo.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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I actually think he totally nailed it.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

opus111 posted:

yeah i really want a girl who dresses exactly like my childhood friend brad, who i can kick back and play COD with, just like i do with brad, and also watches the same things as brad, so I can talk to hi- her about it. <- defffo not a giant homo.

im gay

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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opus111 posted:

yeah i really want a girl who dresses exactly like my childhood friend brad, who i can kick back and play COD with, just like i do with brad, and also watches the same things as brad, so I can talk to hi- her about it. <- defffo not a giant homo.

So I can get high and play AAA titles with her just like Brad, and she probably looks like Aubrey Plaza? Nigga.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

the likelhood is that she looks just like brad.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

opus111 posted:

yeah i really want a girl who dresses exactly like my childhood friend brad, who i can kick back and play COD with, just like i do with brad, and also watches the same things as brad, so I can talk to hi- her about it. <- defffo not a giant homo.

uh yeah sure dude

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

so can you not be feminine unless you paint your face??

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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opus111 posted:

the likelhood is that she looks just like brad.

Brad looked good after he lost all the weight.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
scathing condemnation of dudes who think casual dress is attractive

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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TEAYCHES posted:

so can you not be feminine unless you paint your face??

Correct.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
makeup and nice clothes make girls look better

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Men love makeup or else women would not wear it/porn would never have women wearing makeup











These aren't the worst ones, I just chose the ones I recognized. If you go through the gallery on Huff Post ("pornstars without makeup) you'll see that there are women who have basically disfigured themselves with cheap plastic surgery so that they only look good with makeup.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
How do you put on lipstick when you have lip rings?

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

boom boom boom posted:

How do you put on lipstick when you have lip rings?

if you were familar with her work this wouldn't be the only question you were asking about her

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

gay sewer monster posted:

Actually men can stick to a powerful workout routine and quickly become perfect bodys for Marvel movies, and this will apply into their 50s.

Professor Shark posted:











These aren't the worst ones, I just chose the ones I recognized. If you go through the gallery on Huff Post ("pornstars without makeup) you'll see that there are women who have basically disfigured themselves with cheap plastic surgery so that they only look good with makeup.


Doesn't change height or facial features, is a lot harder work than makeup, heels, and watching calories.

Such is life.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

TEAYCHES posted:

i dont get it. a person should be attractive without painting their face. bright candy red lips and colors everywhere is weird and gross

or do guys actually like it? it would get everywhere when making out and yuck. maybe its just a girl thing?

"Seriously, why don't girls just be more attractive?"
- Noted Gay SA poster TEAYCHES

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
look,

everybody. even you. is more attractive with make-up. So shut up


thanks

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Fog Tripper posted:

Seriously, why don't girls just be more attractive?

looking at most guys, the proportion of girls who are hot and guys who are hot seems pretty equal. let us gently caress eachother, the less hot and ugly ppl can have eachother

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
weird thread teayches, kinda judgy body policing esque

RavenKrows
May 29, 2008

Ocean Book posted:

weird thread teayches, kinda judgy body policing esque

teayches made a weird (bad) thread are you for real

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

RavenKrows posted:

teayches made a weird (bad) thread are you for real

im gay

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

boom boom boom posted:

How do you put on lipstick when you have lip rings?
You paint it on with a lip brush. Makeup has all kinds of specialty brushes.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Secks Cauldron posted:

You paint it on with a lip brush. Makeup has all kinds of specialty brushes.

what's the best brush for putting rouge on your nipples?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

boom boom boom posted:

what's the best brush for putting rouge on your nipples?
It depends on if your rouge is a powder or a cream. Use a rouge brush for the former. A sponge wedge/dab it on with your fingers for the latter.

Hope this helps your nipples feel pretty :sparkles:

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

At Waterloo posted:

someone do this so I don't have to google it

Also I can confirm that MOST ladies wear make up for day-to-day activities, even if it's just some foundation and mascara. Men are normally clueless and can't really tell from a polite distance. Trickery! :bigtran:

http://izismile.com/2013/03/08/porn_stars_before_and_after_their_makeup_makeover_93_pics.html

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

anyone else feel like natetimm fell in the old boobs feel like sandbags trap

either that or hes loving clowns and really old hookers cant tell which

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

babypolis posted:

anyone else feel like natetimm fell in the old boobs feel like sandbags trap

either that or hes loving clowns and really old hookers cant tell which

deffo

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
as if any of these girls give a poo poo what a bunch of disgusting goons, myself included, think of their makeup anyway

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Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS

boom boom boom posted:

lol seriously? Keanu Reeves is the one you pick out of that list as too old to be attractive?



thank you for posting this. I love Keanu.

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