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satanic splash-back posted:@ everyone who cuts their own hair: I know... 
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Mar 25, 2015 03:41
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satanic splash-back posted:@ everyone who cuts their own hair: if you're doing it with a 1 or 2 guard and even all over its easy af and doesn't look bad
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Mar 25, 2015 03:44
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I used to wait as long as possible and then go to whatever lovely chain salon like ultracutz or supercutz. One of them had a girl with big boobs who would accidentally brush me with them. Those cuts were like 20 bucks and often terrible. Then I tried a few different salons close to my condo and they were usually like 30-50 bucks and lovely cuts. I don't have some weird quirky style I just want some reasonable adult loving hair. Nobody so far (including me) knew how to trim a beard. I'm not such a giant gross nerd now so I get my hair cut regularly by some ancient man who smells like cigarettes in a sketchy part of town for 16 bucks. He's got one leg like 6 inches shorter than the other too so he's always like step CLOMP step CLOMP. He's oldschool though so he doesn't really bother with shampoos and head massages and poo poo and he specializes in Normal Hair Cut and facial hair, I guess like an old school barber would. He taught me that it is possible to have a beard without looking like a piece of poo poo. Thanks weird old dude. Oh yeah last time I was there some homeless dude came in and was like "Hey I have a job interview tomorrow would I be able to get a quick trim and I'll pay you back when I can" which was probably mostly a lie, but this chill old barber dude told the bum to have a seat and wait for his current batch of customers to finish and leave and he'd do it, and not to worry about paying him back. Thats my super duper interesting life story of getting my hair cut I hope you all liked it.
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Mar 25, 2015 03:52
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actually id did, thanks
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Mar 25, 2015 03:56
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My friend told me about this hypermasculine place he goes where you drink beer and watch sports while a hooters-esque girl presses her tits against his head and does some scalp massage. I go to a hair salon and spend maybe 45 minutes with a woman who knows my style and works tediously to get it just right. Every four weeks like clockwork. I used to go to another place run by two nice gay guys who'd give awesome shoulder rubs, but then they started giving me this odd style I hated so I told them I was going on vacation and never came back.
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Mar 25, 2015 04:24
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Richard M Nixon posted:My friend told me about this hypermasculine place he goes where you drink beer and watch sports while a hooters-esque girl presses her tits against his head and does some scalp massage. sounds like a good place for nsa anonymous gay sex
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Mar 25, 2015 04:28
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Richard M Nixon posted:My friend told me about this hypermasculine place he goes where you drink beer and watch sports while a hooters-esque girl presses her tits against his head and does some scalp massage. That sounds pretty drat bad rear end... 
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Mar 25, 2015 04:29
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OP is havin illusions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI_7A9k0hCY
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Mar 25, 2015 04:47
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Just by some electric clippers and shave your head. Cheaper and faster, and being bald, any other hair cut will look poo poo on you anyway.
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Mar 25, 2015 04:52
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gnarlyhotep posted:OP is havin illusions drat haven't heard this forever, good poo poo
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Mar 25, 2015 04:53
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DenizenKane posted:Just by some electric clippers and shave your head. Cheaper and faster, and being bald, any other hair cut will look poo poo on you anyway. Bald white guys either look like they're on chemo or roids.
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Mar 25, 2015 05:18
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Or meth
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Mar 25, 2015 13:56
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nooo let me tell you why *~* my self haircut *~* is good:
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Mar 25, 2015 14:07
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i buzz my own hair and rock the cancer patient look cause im balding 
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Mar 25, 2015 14:08
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btw it only took 35 mins this time. also i got a cut-throat shave so now i feel like my head's a snooker ball.
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Mar 25, 2015 14:17
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satanic splash-back posted:@ everyone who cuts their own hair: been doing it for years and i get compliments from people who would tell me if i hosed up. it's not hard to do once you do it a few times.
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Mar 25, 2015 14:17
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:been doing it for years and i get compliments from people who would tell me if i hosed up. it's not hard to do once you do it a few times. get a job you filthy loving hippie.
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Mar 26, 2015 09:38
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