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Hamlet Sr. The man, the myth the legend.
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:Okay, time for some realtalk. This ending was complete poo poo. The writer went for the wacky monkey cheese scenario of "Danish ghost king becomes a marine biologist and is happy ever after" and tried really hard to convince himself and us that this was a good idea to put on a page and publish. So uh... is this some kind of elaborate troll? I thought the entire point of this was to make ridiculous ghost-marine-biologist riffs on the concept.
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Mar 31, 2015 20:11
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We are going to unleash charming japes like it recently became illegal to possess them.
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Apr 10, 2015 15:54
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How many megapoints do we even need to go up that scale? It's almost like megapoints mean nothing.
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Apr 18, 2015 00:51
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Look, if you don't want to tame ghost dinosaurs, I don't know what that says about you, but it can't be good.
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Apr 21, 2015 20:22
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Well, we seem to live in a universe of terrible people. Let the sexism flow through you.
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Apr 23, 2015 04:10
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Card games! Sadly motorcycles are a long way off.
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Apr 29, 2015 18:55
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Let's disappoint ghost dad in all possible ways by staring straight at him and then fainting.
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Apr 30, 2015 18:28
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It's not like he's got the chemicals that make you mad anymore. Let's tell the truth. What could go wrong?
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May 5, 2015 06:30
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Might as well be civil. Let him in.
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May 10, 2015 22:02
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Look, this is a play about murders, so let's get some murders up ins.
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May 17, 2015 22:48
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We should probably say no since Ophelia hasn't really killed anybody.
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May 23, 2015 09:20
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Porkchop, stick to studying. Don't admit it.
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May 23, 2015 18:27
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We may be overdoing things here. A habitual drunkard like Claudius is probably going to panic and flee at the first sign of suspicion, even if it's from a Weebottom original.
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May 25, 2015 22:34
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Is it me or does nobody else see the clearly posted sign in the castle saying NO MONTAGES?
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May 28, 2015 16:42
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Stick to the plan. Maybe God will strike us down or something if we pull the trigger now.
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May 30, 2015 01:42
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I'm pretty sure that if this game has taught us anything, it's that not participating in the plot as foreshadowed by title is a quick ride to nowhere. So let's murder Gonzago.
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Jun 10, 2015 23:47
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Well. Let's... let's do the thing that probably won't kill us. Let's murder Gonzago.
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Jun 20, 2015 22:16
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Well, we went with Porkchop's plan last time, so let's go with Ophelia's this time.
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Jul 3, 2015 12:31
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Welp, looks like it's time to start killing people. Dammit, Porkchop, you had to brag.
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Jul 8, 2015 18:13
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All human endeavor is ultimately doomed to futility. In the end, the striving toward the murders and chess-based sword fights must be enough.
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Aug 18, 2015 08:20
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Porkchop does seem a lot more likely to just add his own spin to what he's told to do, rather than just coming up with new ideas. His other tragic flaw must be the inevitability of fate, or some junk.
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Aug 24, 2015 03:42
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Really, your mom let you get named Porkchop Weebottoms. At that point everyone immediately lost any right to be surprised at how you turned out.
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Sep 1, 2015 21:44
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Huh. So from this perspective, Porkchop never ties to write his own CYOA? Aw.
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Sep 8, 2015 08:55
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Guitar_Hero posted:
When you think you've comprehended one of Shakespeare's sick burns, there was a sicker one sleeping in the depths of history.
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Sep 13, 2015 21:00
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Fun Shakespeare fact!
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Today I learned something I did not know about poisoning people through their ears. I wonder if it was supposed to be, like, shorthand for Claudius being a tricksy bastard.
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Sep 16, 2015 21:13
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C'mon Hamlet Sr., at least have the decency to corporealize a little for your wife. I realize you're still kind of cheesed at her but I'm also pretty sure that staying cheesed off at people is why there are even ghosts to begin with.
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Sep 23, 2015 18:10
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Party on, Rosencrantz. Party on, Guildenstern. I'm glad Claudius has wised up and is planning to get some counter-kills in.
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Sep 27, 2015 16:15
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Thanks for the Ophelia and Denmark interludes. Even Porkchop's adventures don't stop things from going 100% tragedy over there.
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Oct 13, 2015 14:50
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It's a shame the betrayal's left Porkchop unable to trust Horatio. Events sound far lamer than they actually turned out.
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Oct 18, 2015 01:55
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Life sucks and then you're spackle. Or possibly grout. You just went over this, Porkchop. Not so fun when it's someone you want to smooch, is it? Actually, I shouldn't assume you never wanted to smooch Yorick. Shouldn't judge.
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Oct 31, 2015 00:05
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Yes, Porkchop. Emotions are a competition, and yours are the realest. That is completely what is happening here.
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Nov 5, 2015 01:15
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Huh. Yorick's got unexpected preferences for swords. What could this mean?
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Nov 9, 2015 04:54
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You know, I appreciate that Claudius comes up with his own ridiculously intricate plan to off Hamlet. After all that malarkey with Gonzago, dude deserves some counterplot.
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Dec 22, 2015 02:09
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