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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > Let's Play! > Ryan North's To Be or Not To Be: The Adventures of Porkchop Weebottoms
 
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Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
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Back to the Ghost Mines

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Stallion Cabana
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Swim. You're good at everything aren't you.

* # ¿ Mar 27, 2015 10:10
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Stallion Cabana
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Sabotage.

EDIT: I like the book so far. Like maybe I just have a higher tolerance of monkeycheese then most goons, but 'let's go back to the ocean' leading into being a Ghost Marine Biologist doesn't seem like monkeycheese from him as much as from us. We're a ghost investigating why we are dying, then go 'eh, I wanna go explore the ocean some more instead'. That's the random monkeycheese, to me, where we abandon character motivation and drive to do something completely out of left field because it's funny, not the end result being his writing about becoming a Marine Biologist.

Stallion Cabana fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Apr 3, 2015

* # ¿ Apr 3, 2015 17:26
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Stallion Cabana
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Choice A, The best way to do Choose your Own Adventures is to backtrack slowly instead of fastly.

* # ¿ Apr 6, 2015 03:29
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Stallion Cabana
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Listen I feel like 'not listening' is just going to be another ending.

* # ¿ Apr 8, 2015 06:48
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Stallion Cabana
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Wait, shouldn't getting your son to kill Claudius have a skull on it?

Whatever.

Do it yourself damnit.

* # ¿ Apr 9, 2015 00:15
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Stallion Cabana
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I found that kind of amusing personally. It gave me a small chuckle at you going all Scanners on his head.

Choice A again

* # ¿ Apr 9, 2015 06:46
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Stallion Cabana
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Just Go In There I can't see attacking the king being worth anything.

* # ¿ Apr 10, 2015 00:42
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Stallion Cabana
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KEEP FARTING

* # ¿ Apr 11, 2015 00:36
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Lil' Hamlet is pretty cute.

Option 2, let's get it out of the way, I guess.

* # ¿ Apr 12, 2015 00:32
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Let's do it ourselves again then we can get Hamlet to do it

* # ¿ Apr 13, 2015 20:06
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Stallion Cabana
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Stay Cool, everybody. Just Stay Cool.

* # ¿ Apr 15, 2015 00:51
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Stallion Cabana
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One

That was a pretty interesting ending

* # ¿ Apr 16, 2015 06:07
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Stallion Cabana
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WEEBOTTOMS

* # ¿ Apr 18, 2015 21:18
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Stallion Cabana
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Get Porkchop Weebottoms to do it

Also voting we only call him Porkchop Weebottoms from now on.

* # ¿ Apr 19, 2015 21:53
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Stallion Cabana
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ultrafilter posted:

I think that's more of a "this is as much as we wrote for Claudius".

It's almost as if he isn't the main character of the story this was based on.

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Stallion Cabana
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Porkchop Weebottoms has no respect for the Skull, it's not like his royal tooter was that important to him!

* # ¿ Apr 23, 2015 05:16
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It's not over till the Fat Lady Sings and I have yet to see a single Fat Lady in this gamebook

* # ¿ Apr 25, 2015 19:11
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Porkchop Weebottoms wants to go back to School.

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Porkchop Weebottoms Don't Listen to someone not his real dad.

* # ¿ Apr 28, 2015 03:34
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Stallion Cabana
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It's Time To DUEL

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Stallion Cabana
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I agree, Figure it out by staring really intensely at it Porkchop.

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Stallion Cabana
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Can we find someone. Anyone, more competent then Porkchop Weebottoms?

Where's Yorick? He can help us.

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Why does the first thing have a skull too if it's just a repeat?

Ophelia I guess.

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I'm not even going to try and guess it but seriously more railroading? That's kind of boring.

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holy poo poo is literally half of that map made of Ophelia choices? Jesus christ

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okay maybe I'm the dumb one but I don't get it.

Why Air-Conditioning of all things?

Let him in

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Ryan Noth's To Be or Not To Be: A Circlejerk of Angry Goons

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Explode the Ghost

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Space, then the Book.

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There is something incredibly endearing about Porkchop Weebottoms as a Loveable Buffoon.

I feel like Yorick was onto something.

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Stallion Cabana
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this is getting very inceptiony.

Read the first page, let's see if we can find a choose your own adventure book inside the choose your own adventure book that's inside the choose your own adventure book.

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