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great big cardboard tube: Sep 3, 2003

is it real or just pee? I need to know asap

# ? Mar 24, 2015 06:09

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 02:14

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

its pee

# ? Mar 24, 2015 06:10

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Let's just say you'd better hope it isn't ruby red.

# ? Mar 24, 2015 06:10

NurhacisUrn: Jul 18, 2013; All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Not pee. Filtrate of plasma. Do not fear the squirt, you haven't lived until waterboarded by a hot chick, an unstoppable torrent of fluid hitting your face for a solid minute. That isn't urine, trust me.

Some men are genuinely afraid though. They say, "It's peeee!" out of fear and scorn. Yea, a good friend of mine who took a RPG for his country said he would throw a woman that squirted on him out of his bedroom like a "scalded loving cat." I said, "dude, you love Nightmare of Elm Street 2..."

Be a real pal, if you expect her to swallow, share the courtesy. Don't be rude and uncouth.

# ? Mar 24, 2015 06:34

Je suis fatigue: May 5, 2009; Amazing! It's a double J.O.!

Nathilus posted:

its pee

# ? Mar 24, 2015 06:36

HOT! New Memes: May 31, 2006

Pissssssss

# ? Mar 24, 2015 06:36

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

NurhacisUrn posted:

Not pee. Filtrate of plasma. Do not fear the squirt, you haven't lived until waterboarded by a hot chick, an unstoppable torrent of fluid hitting your face for a solid minute. That isn't urine, trust me.

Some men are genuinely afraid though. They say, "It's peeee!" out of fear and scorn. Yea, a good friend of mine who took a RPG for his country said he would throw a woman that squirted on him out of his bedroom like a "scalded loving cat." I said, "dude, you love Nightmare of Elm Street 2..."

Be a real pal, if you expect her to swallow, share the courtesy. Don't be rude and uncouth.

pretty much this

# ? Mar 24, 2015 06:36

1982 Subaru Brat: Feb 2, 2007; by Athanatos

It's soda, OP. HTH.

# ? Mar 24, 2015 06:40

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

60% pee 40% dirty dishwater

# ? Mar 24, 2015 06:42

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

NurhacisUrn posted:

Not pee. Filtrate of plasma. Do not fear the squirt, you haven't lived until waterboarded by a hot chick, an unstoppable torrent of fluid hitting your face for a solid minute. That isn't urine, trust me.

New study says it has pee in it

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing

# ? Mar 24, 2015 06:44

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

embrace this piss

# ? Mar 24, 2015 06:46

NurhacisUrn: Jul 18, 2013; All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Secks Cauldron posted:

New study says it has pee in it

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing

Intriguing. I don't necessarily buy that the fluid is in fact urine, but interesting nonetheless. It neither smells nor tastes like piss. :shrug:

Also, I have a ton of anatomical questions based off my own vaginal observations that this article doesn't really answer and I am not sure the clinical paper would either. Thanks for that though. I'm not going to stop. I'm never going to stop. Ever.

E: dehumanize yourself and face to chickpiss

NurhacisUrn fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Mar 24, 2015

# ? Mar 24, 2015 06:50

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

squart

# ? Mar 24, 2015 06:54

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you mean sploosh

# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:03

Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

NurhacisUrn posted:

It neither smells nor tastes like piss.

she peed in your mouth

# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:11

HENGRY BUNG: Jan 15, 2015

The Protagonist posted:

squart

came here to post this

# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:15

Bacicot: Apr 3, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

The Protagonist posted:

squart

Edit dammit me too

# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:16

yoyodyne: May 7, 2007

Squirt is pee. Squart is something else.

# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:17

Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaRYeSDdfjk

# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:31

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

It's not bad. Like, it over Mountain Dew ANY day of the week, you know?

# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:32

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Also, it's not really pee except in porn, yes, like 90% of it is piss or faked otherwise, but there are a couple ladies who do it natural.
Also, boys pee and cum out of the same exact hole so�I mean it's all combined!
Has anyone ever looked?

# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:36

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

Science says urine. Source: internet.

# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:36

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Maybe girls do pee themselves if they have an intense orgasm! I don't know!
WHO AMONG US KNOWS?

# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:41

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 24, 2015 08:53

My Q-Face: Jul 8, 2002; A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

burritolingus posted:

Science says urine. Source: internet.

Porn says female ejaculate. Source: Internet!

# ? Mar 24, 2015 09:03

MOOBS!: Dec 10, 2013

high fructose corn syrup somewhere in a pepsico basement theres women lined up like cows diddling and squirting all day long

# ? Mar 24, 2015 09:05

Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

soylent squirt is pee-ple

# ? Mar 24, 2015 10:20

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Mar 24, 2015

# ? Mar 24, 2015 10:59

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

# ? Mar 24, 2015 12:02

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLRE6c6ntrg

# ? Mar 24, 2015 13:10

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

# ? Mar 24, 2015 13:13

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

# ? Mar 24, 2015 13:22

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!: Oct 27, 2007

lots of BIG PISS supporters in here I see...

# ? Mar 24, 2015 13:25

Han Solomon: Mar 7, 2015; BOUND
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GAGGED

its a mixture of vaginal discharge as well as pee so its kind of both op

# ? Mar 24, 2015 13:32

Han Solomon: Mar 7, 2015; BOUND
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GAGGED

social vegan posted:

im scared

# ? Mar 24, 2015 13:32

AAB: Nov 5, 2010

buncha pee drinkers in here if you think its pee

# ? Mar 24, 2015 13:36

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe