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Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
become like all super Christian ? Lets post pictures of our 4 kids being home schooled and share bible quotes all morning because I stay at home or I'm a cosmetologist please buy my makeup I love jesus. three years ago I was fingering you in a bar parking lot and took you to get some coke

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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I know one of these girls. She used to be cool, now she's nuts as hell.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Actually they're always chrisian becasue christianity is a degraded and vile faith islam is the light

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
because dumb people are dumb and don't get smarter with age just dumberer

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
einstein turned religious at the end, maybe theyre just all geniuses

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

a cross upon her bedroom wall, from grace she will fall
an image burning in her mind and between her thighs

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
I think people do it just to make a cold break from the crowds of people they normally attract.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I don't know, but I've met women like that and they still take it up the arse.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

einstein turned religious at the end, maybe theyre just all geniuses

Are you saying that Einstein was a slut?

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Nutsngum posted:

Are you saying that Einstein was a slut?

nah just a cousin fucker

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
i suckd einsteins dick

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Nutsngum posted:

Are you saying that Einstein was a slut?

Theres a reason physicists say Einsteinian gently caress machine

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

the answer is that self loathing manifests in different ways as you grow and mature

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I didn't know who the sluts were in high school. If I had, I might not be posting here today.

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

become like all super Christian ? Lets post pictures of our 4 kids being home schooled and share bible quotes all morning because I stay at home or I'm a cosmetologist please buy my makeup I love jesus. three years ago I was fingering you in a bar parking lot and took you to get some coke


Because when the pinnacle of your academic achievement ages 0 to 18 is "sucked the football/soccer/baseball players dicks" or "played football/soccer/baseball and got my dick sucked" you dont have a lot of options

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Paper Diamonds posted:

Because when the pinnacle of your academic achievement ages 0 to 18 is "sucked the football/soccer/baseball players dicks" or "played football/soccer/baseball and got my dick sucked" you dont have a lot of options

lol
edit nvm i played varistt soccer and got my dick sucked and turned into a complete failurre

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
because op:
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints.
Other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life
When I was suffering from anguish, sorrow, or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to the Lord, "You promised me, Lord,
That if I followed you, you would walk with me always.
But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life
There have only been one set of prints in the sand.
Why, When I have needed you most, you have not been there for me?"
The Lord replied,
"The times when you have seen only one set of footprints
Is when I carried you."

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
my best friend from childhood/high school was a tremendous cokehead and megaslut, but apparently she found Republican Jesus when she had a kid and now she's insufferable. I support this theory

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

ZombieParts posted:

I think people do it just to make a cold break from the crowds of people they normally attract.

Quoted for tooth.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I remember a girl in high school breaking up with a guy because Jesus told her to do it in a dream.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
PS the opposite can be true sometimes too that one shy girl who keeps to herself can turn out to be a mega babe who's a freak in the sack. Source: She's All That

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

Arian_Samurai posted:

I remember a girl in high school breaking up with a guy because Jesus told her to do it in a dream.

good excuse for breaking up with a dumb high school guy who was prob a prick. this girl is super smart cuz she knows you can't argue with J-real.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Because just like in high school, they are huge attention whores.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

subhuman filth posted:

a cross upon her bedroom wall, from grace she will fall
an image burning in her mind and between her thighs

corpus christi

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
i know a few girls from highschool who were pretty ambivalent about church and religion but now attend services regularly to fit in as adults

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Arian_Samurai posted:

I remember a girl in high school breaking up with a guy because Jesus told her to do it in a dream.

Jesus was just doing that dude a solid.

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

Libelous Slander posted:

i know a few girls from highschool who were pretty ambivalent about church and religion but now attend services regularly to fit in as adults

gotta find that husband

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir

FuturePastNow posted:

I didn't know who the sluts were in high school. If I had, I might not be posting here today.

I'm sorry. *hugs*

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Isn't the answer just shame and guilt?

ItBurns
Jul 24, 2007
why are you people using facebook

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

ItBurns posted:

why are you people using facebook

i have an app that puts gbs threads directly into my facebook newsfeed, so i never have to leave the site

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
"Why do the high school sluts always seem like they are the most relaxed?"

~ That 70's Show

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Kumo posted:

Isn't the answer just shame and guilt?

your av is triggering me what is it and is there a version that flashes at a speed that gives people convulsions?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

ItBurns posted:

why are you people using facebook

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED

A misanthrope posted:

your av is triggering me what is it and is there a version that flashes at a speed that gives people convulsions?



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trypophobia

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

why's it bother you, OP? only a slut would touch your shriveled weiner and the only sluts you know aren't sluts now?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
"Wilkins and Cole concluded that the reaction behind the phobia was an "unconscious reflex reaction" based on a "primitive portion of the brain that associates the image with something dangerous".[4][7]"

thats funny I conclude the reaction is due to being a big loving stupid baby sperg idiot

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

A misanthrope posted:

because dumb people are dumb and don't get smarter with age just dumberer

This is the answer to most people's questions about other people IMHO

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
why is it the op who always makes the shittiest post in the thread?

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open container
Sep 16, 2008

Ocean Book posted:

why is it the op who always makes the shittiest post in the thread?

good point, except they didn't nad you did

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