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monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Voted '1' due to lack of slut pictures.

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Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever
You give your flesh to the devil when you're young and then you give the bones to God.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

monkeytennis posted:

Voted '1' due to lack of slut pictures.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

there is no such thing as a slut, idiot OP. only people you are mad at because they arent having all that sex with you.

Dangit Ronpaul
May 12, 2009

The Mad Archivist posted:

"Wilkins and Cole concluded that the reaction behind the phobia was an "unconscious reflex reaction" based on a "primitive portion of the brain that associates the image with something dangerous".[4][7]"

thats funny I conclude the reaction is due to being a big loving stupid baby sperg idiot

it's because 4chan has flooded the internet with shock images based on these things, once you've seen that thing photoshopped all over the body of a dead baby or w/e you can't unsee it

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Dangit Ronpaul posted:

it's because 4chan has flooded the internet with shock images based on these things, once you've seen that thing photoshopped all over the body of a dead baby or w/e you can't unsee it

I'm not getting the point you're trying to make here... people are afraid of lotus pods only because of dead babies? dead baby photos wouldn't be shocking w/o lotus pods? please run this post by your editor and get me another draft by the end of business today

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Ocean Book posted:

why is it the op who always makes the shittiest post in the thread?

literally:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3708222

SoupMoose
Nov 30, 2006
One Smart Noodle

Arian_Samurai posted:

I remember a girl in high school breaking up with a guy because Jesus told her to do it in a dream.

Haha, I knew a girl that did that too

And soon afterward she became a huge slut

return0
Apr 11, 2007
"slut" is a social concept which doesn't really exist in objective reality, hmmmm?

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


i happen to be a fan of sluts personally

jesus can go gently caress himself though. he needs it

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
i cannot loving stand the inspirational christian image macros


or any inspirational image macros, to be fair


like especially when I'm having a lovely day

PoizenJam
Dec 2, 2006

Damn!!!
It's PoizenJam!!!
Ii grew up in a small town with a bunch of these folks and I'm starting to think missing out on relationships and sex until university was a blessing in disguise.

Good job, past-fat-me, your penchant for World of Warcraft and Cheetos kept me from being a babby-daddy to some whack job Pentecostal lady and never leaving that rural shithole.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.
Honestly my observations have been that these women burn through the men they find attractive because those men are usually little more than retarded man-apes shooting genetic time-bombs into genetic anomalies producing out of control heathen gently caress trophies. Naturally, these relationships and children were born of the lust of idiots, so the relationship fails and they find themselves thinking, "gee I need a good man!" Then, and only then, do these out of control loose bitches that safe plain men once found desirable in high school come back and FINALLY have the time to lower themselves to the likes of these safe men. It just so happens, the "safe" men they end up finally clinging to are exactly what they want to raise their kids, pay their insurance, shelter them, but rarely, if ever, to knock their boots and shuffle their brown over-used dangly wizard sleeve around. They adapt and conform to whatever the safe man wants, "Christianity", pilates, soccer practice, PTA, but secretly she is screwing those same dudes that knocked her up the previous five times, and the two of them are planning the untimely death of the hubby because hey, she is bored, has seen it all, hates her kids, and has so many mind altering prescription drugs she flat out doesn't give a gently caress anymore.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

NurhacisUrn posted:

Honestly my observations have been that these women burn through the men they find attractive because those men are usually little more than retarded man-apes shooting genetic time-bombs into genetic anomalies producing out of control heathen gently caress trophies. Naturally, these relationships and children were born of the lust of idiots, so the relationship fails and they find themselves thinking, "gee I need a good man!" Then, and only then, do these out of control loose bitches that safe plain men once found desirable in high school come back and FINALLY have the time to lower themselves to the likes of these safe men. It just so happens, the "safe" men they end up finally clinging to are exactly what they want to raise their kids, pay their insurance, shelter them, but rarely, if ever, to knock their boots and shuffle their brown over-used dangly wizard sleeve around. They adapt and conform to whatever the safe man wants, "Christianity", pilates, soccer practice, PTA, but secretly she is screwing those same dudes that knocked her up the previous five times, and the two of them are planning the untimely death of the hubby because hey, she is bored, has seen it all, hates her kids, and has so many mind altering prescription drugs she flat out doesn't give a gently caress anymore.

what the fuckkkkkkk

www
Aug 4, 2010

NurhacisUrn posted:

Honestly my observations have been that these women burn through the men they find attractive because those men are usually little more than retarded man-apes shooting genetic time-bombs into genetic anomalies producing out of control heathen gently caress trophies. Naturally, these relationships and children were born of the lust of idiots, so the relationship fails and they find themselves thinking, "gee I need a good man!" Then, and only then, do these out of control loose bitches that safe plain men once found desirable in high school come back and FINALLY have the time to lower themselves to the likes of these safe men. It just so happens, the "safe" men they end up finally clinging to are exactly what they want to raise their kids, pay their insurance, shelter them, but rarely, if ever, to knock their boots and shuffle their brown over-used dangly wizard sleeve around. They adapt and conform to whatever the safe man wants, "Christianity", pilates, soccer practice, PTA, but secretly she is screwing those same dudes that knocked her up the previous five times, and the two of them are planning the untimely death of the hubby because hey, she is bored, has seen it all, hates her kids, and has so many mind altering prescription drugs she flat out doesn't give a gently caress anymore.

im single

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

NurhacisUrn posted:

Honestly my observations have been that these women burn through the men they find attractive because those men are usually little more than retarded man-apes shooting genetic time-bombs into genetic anomalies producing out of control heathen gently caress trophies. Naturally, these relationships and children were born of the lust of idiots, so the relationship fails and they find themselves thinking, "gee I need a good man!" Then, and only then, do these out of control loose bitches that safe plain men once found desirable in high school come back and FINALLY have the time to lower themselves to the likes of these safe men. It just so happens, the "safe" men they end up finally clinging to are exactly what they want to raise their kids, pay their insurance, shelter them, but rarely, if ever, to knock their boots and shuffle their brown over-used dangly wizard sleeve around. They adapt and conform to whatever the safe man wants, "Christianity", pilates, soccer practice, PTA, but secretly she is screwing those same dudes that knocked her up the previous five times, and the two of them are planning the untimely death of the hubby because hey, she is bored, has seen it all, hates her kids, and has so many mind altering prescription drugs she flat out doesn't give a gently caress anymore.

source your quotes

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Monkey Fracas posted:

source your quotes
he is the source :captainpop:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

NurhacisUrn posted:

Honestly my observations have been that these women burn through the men they find attractive because those men are usually little more than retarded man-apes shooting genetic time-bombs into genetic anomalies producing out of control heathen gently caress trophies. Naturally, these relationships and children were born of the lust of idiots, so the relationship fails and they find themselves thinking, "gee I need a good man!" Then, and only then, do these out of control loose bitches that safe plain men once found desirable in high school come back and FINALLY have the time to lower themselves to the likes of these safe men. It just so happens, the "safe" men they end up finally clinging to are exactly what they want to raise their kids, pay their insurance, shelter them, but rarely, if ever, to knock their boots and shuffle their brown over-used dangly wizard sleeve around. They adapt and conform to whatever the safe man wants, "Christianity", pilates, soccer practice, PTA, but secretly she is screwing those same dudes that knocked her up the previous five times, and the two of them are planning the untimely death of the hubby because hey, she is bored, has seen it all, hates her kids, and has so many mind altering prescription drugs she flat out doesn't give a gently caress anymore.

:agreed:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Xaris posted:

he is the source :captainpop:



the calls are coming from INSIDE THE THREAD

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

NurhacisUrn posted:

Honestly my observations have been that these women burn through the men they find attractive because those men are usually little more than retarded man-apes shooting genetic time-bombs into genetic anomalies producing out of control heathen gently caress trophies. Naturally, these relationships and children were born of the lust of idiots, so the relationship fails and they find themselves thinking, "gee I need a good man!" Then, and only then, do these out of control loose bitches that safe plain men once found desirable in high school come back and FINALLY have the time to lower themselves to the likes of these safe men. It just so happens, the "safe" men they end up finally clinging to are exactly what they want to raise their kids, pay their insurance, shelter them, but rarely, if ever, to knock their boots and shuffle their brown over-used dangly wizard sleeve around. They adapt and conform to whatever the safe man wants, "Christianity", pilates, soccer practice, PTA, but secretly she is screwing those same dudes that knocked her up the previous five times, and the two of them are planning the untimely death of the hubby because hey, she is bored, has seen it all, hates her kids, and has so many mind altering prescription drugs she flat out doesn't give a gently caress anymore.

i saw this in the cinema. it had that other guy from the x files in it.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

oncearoundaltair posted:

i saw this in the cinema. it had that other guy from the x files in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kleBbnNXeJw

naem
May 29, 2011

Pls change my name to heathen fuk trophy thnks

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

I see a group of young women who want to build lifelong friendships and enrich their local community, all of whom happen to be attractive. :colbert:

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


True story:

Girl I worked with was a stripper,
Saw the Light of God
Wouldn't put out until after marriage.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Je

NurhacisUrn posted:

Honestly my observations have been that these women burn through the men they find attractive because those men are usually little more than retarded man-apes shooting genetic time-bombs into genetic anomalies producing out of control heathen gently caress trophies. Naturally, these relationships and children were born of the lust of idiots, so the relationship fails and they find themselves thinking, "gee I need a good man!" Then, and only then, do these out of control loose bitches that safe plain men once found desirable in high school come back and FINALLY have the time to lower themselves to the likes of these safe men. It just so happens, the "safe" men they end up finally clinging to are exactly what they want to raise their kids, pay their insurance, shelter them, but rarely, if ever, to knock their boots and shuffle their brown over-used dangly wizard sleeve around. They adapt and conform to whatever the safe man wants, "Christianity", pilates, soccer practice, PTA, but secretly she is screwing those same dudes that knocked her up the previous five times, and the two of them are planning the untimely death of the hubby because hey, she is bored, has seen it all, hates her kids, and has so many mind altering prescription drugs she flat out doesn't give a gently caress anymore.

wow. Sorry I triggered memories of past heart break.

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

NurhacisUrn posted:

Honestly my observations have been that these women burn through the men they find attractive because those men are usually little more than retarded man-apes shooting genetic time-bombs into genetic anomalies producing out of control heathen gently caress trophies. Naturally, these relationships and children were born of the lust of idiots, so the relationship fails and they find themselves thinking, "gee I need a good man!" Then, and only then, do these out of control loose bitches that safe plain men once found desirable in high school come back and FINALLY have the time to lower themselves to the likes of these safe men. It just so happens, the "safe" men they end up finally clinging to are exactly what they want to raise their kids, pay their insurance, shelter them, but rarely, if ever, to knock their boots and shuffle their brown over-used dangly wizard sleeve around. They adapt and conform to whatever the safe man wants, "Christianity", pilates, soccer practice, PTA, but secretly she is screwing those same dudes that knocked her up the previous five times, and the two of them are planning the untimely death of the hubby because hey, she is bored, has seen it all, hates her kids, and has so many mind altering prescription drugs she flat out doesn't give a gently caress anymore.

post your pic

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


NurhacisUrn posted:

Honestly my observations have been that these women burn through the men they find attractive because those men are usually little more than retarded man-apes shooting genetic time-bombs into genetic anomalies producing out of control heathen gently caress trophies. Naturally, these relationships and children were born of the lust of idiots, so the relationship fails and they find themselves thinking, "gee I need a good man!" Then, and only then, do these out of control loose bitches that safe plain men once found desirable in high school come back and FINALLY have the time to lower themselves to the likes of these safe men. It just so happens, the "safe" men they end up finally clinging to are exactly what they want to raise their kids, pay their insurance, shelter them, but rarely, if ever, to knock their boots and shuffle their brown over-used dangly wizard sleeve around. They adapt and conform to whatever the safe man wants, "Christianity", pilates, soccer practice, PTA, but secretly she is screwing those same dudes that knocked her up the previous five times, and the two of them are planning the untimely death of the hubby because hey, she is bored, has seen it all, hates her kids, and has so many mind altering prescription drugs she flat out doesn't give a gently caress anymore.

eh been there
dumped that

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

NurhacisUrn posted:

Honestly my observations have been that these women burn through the men they find attractive because those men are usually little more than retarded man-apes shooting genetic time-bombs into genetic anomalies producing out of control heathen gently caress trophies. Naturally, these relationships and children were born of the lust of idiots, so the relationship fails and they find themselves thinking, "gee I need a good man!" Then, and only then, do these out of control loose bitches that safe plain men once found desirable in high school come back and FINALLY have the time to lower themselves to the likes of these safe men. It just so happens, the "safe" men they end up finally clinging to are exactly what they want to raise their kids, pay their insurance, shelter them, but rarely, if ever, to knock their boots and shuffle their brown over-used dangly wizard sleeve around. They adapt and conform to whatever the safe man wants, "Christianity", pilates, soccer practice, PTA, but secretly she is screwing those same dudes that knocked her up the previous five times, and the two of them are planning the untimely death of the hubby because hey, she is bored, has seen it all, hates her kids, and has so many mind altering prescription drugs she flat out doesn't give a gently caress anymore.

Or, as my Dad told me before he left, "Never marry a woman with a kid. She already had her fun with the man she really wanted, now she is looking for a paycheck."

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

GORDON posted:

Or, as my Dad told me before he left, "Never marry a woman with a kid. She already had her fun with the man she really wanted, now she is looking for a paycheck."

wise dad. only acceptable if you had your fun and have kids too and you form a brady bunch

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Same reason insecure ex-pornstars leave and find Jesus: There's a huge hole left by mommy and daddy and they gotta fill it up with something

The best sluts are the ones who are just like, "Yep, basically gonna go get laid, brb" until they get bored with it

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I don't think sex is bad ergo I don't think being a 'slut' is a bad thing.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Moridin920 posted:

I don't think sex is bad ergo I don't think being a 'slut' is a bad thing.

It is if you expect some other man to raise your little man ape crotchspawn.

Ogive
Dec 22, 2002

by Lowtax

Arian_Samurai posted:

I remember a girl in high school breaking up with a guy because Jesus told her to do it in a dream.

I remember my mom yelling at me because she dreamt I started dating a black girl. Telling her I wasn't responsible for her dreams didn't help.

:canada:

E: clarity: this was after she went super-mega-religious

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

GORDON posted:

Or, as my Dad told me before he left, "Never marry a woman with a kid. She already had her fun with the man she really wanted, now she is looking for a paycheck."

all womens..is whore ?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
nobody likes sluts except for men who watch too much porn

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

NurhacisUrn posted:

Honestly my observations have been that these women burn through the men they find attractive because those men are usually little more than retarded man-apes shooting genetic time-bombs into genetic anomalies producing out of control heathen gently caress trophies. Naturally, these relationships and children were born of the lust of idiots, so the relationship fails and they find themselves thinking, "gee I need a good man!" Then, and only then, do these out of control loose bitches that safe plain men once found desirable in high school come back and FINALLY have the time to lower themselves to the likes of these safe men. It just so happens, the "safe" men they end up finally clinging to are exactly what they want to raise their kids, pay their insurance, shelter them, but rarely, if ever, to knock their boots and shuffle their brown over-used dangly wizard sleeve around. They adapt and conform to whatever the safe man wants, "Christianity", pilates, soccer practice, PTA, but secretly she is screwing those same dudes that knocked her up the previous five times, and the two of them are planning the untimely death of the hubby because hey, she is bored, has seen it all, hates her kids, and has so many mind altering prescription drugs she flat out doesn't give a gently caress anymore.

Stay away from that post kids, it's dangerous.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

subhuman filth posted:

a cross upon her bedroom wall, from grace she will fall
an image burning in her mind and between her thighs

Rip Peter Steele

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

veedubfreak posted:

It is if you expect some other man to raise your little man ape crotchspawn.

My friend is in an open relationship and doing this with a retarded hair stylist lol

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Having known only one girl I could call a slut in my whole life (She used to get two or three guys to line up outside of the bathroom stall), what exactly defines a slut? Most chicks that get slapped with that label are far less promiscuous than most guys.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

veedubfreak posted:

It is if you expect some other man to raise your little man ape crotchspawn.

lol I'm not having any kids gently caress all that

Tarkus posted:

Having known only one girl I could call a slut in my whole life (She used to get two or three guys to line up outside of the bathroom stall), what exactly defines a slut? Most chicks that get slapped with that label are far less promiscuous than most guys.

that's because usually people call girls sluts to make them feel bad and reinforce gender roles or because they can't get laid. doesn't really have all that much to do with how much loving one does

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