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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Agag posted:

To be fair America is the Great Satan. Just kind of rude for him to point it out like that.

When they have to explain what they mean by the great satan, they start referring to things that liberals did like women's rights and hippies showing nudity.

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Britain who's been looting them going on a full century only gets "Little Satan" status

thats how much importance the clerics put on hiding titties and keeping women down

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
america owns suck it sand man

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Daedra posted:

america owns suck it sand man

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Daedra posted:

america owns suck it sand man

cruz/daedra '16

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Daedra posted:

america owns suck it sand man

That's just what the Great Satan would say!

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

The Mad Archivist posted:

cruz/daedra '16

i aint running with no mehican

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them .

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

The Taint Reaper posted:

When they have to explain what they mean by the great satan, they start referring to things that liberals did like women's rights and hippies showing nudity.

lieburls

:gas:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


NightVis posted:

Britain who's been looting them going on a full century only gets "Little Satan" status

thats how much importance the clerics put on hiding titties and keeping women down

Yeah, you'd think BP on its own would hit Ultrasatan status

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


i like the cut of mr ayatollah's jib

NightVis posted:

thats how much importance the clerics put on hiding titties and keeping women down

these are the same clerics whose main business is selling temporary marriage certificates so people can bang with state approval, you know that right?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

icantfindaname posted:



these are the same clerics whose main business is selling temporary marriage certificates so people can bang with state approval, you know that right?

In Mohammad's name

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

icantfindaname posted:

i like the cut of mr ayatollah's jib


these are the same clerics whose main business is selling temporary marriage certificates so people can bang with state approval, you know that right?

take it up with the guys who are madder about baywatch than decades upon decades of siphoning off the nation's natural resources

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
You know what's hilarious?

Sunnis in Yemen bombing Shi'ite mosques, killing 137 Muslims, and in their 'triumph', you know what they graffiti onto walls and shout in the streets?

"Death to America, Death to Israel"

Gosh, it doesn't seem like there were many Americans and Israelis in those mosques.

ninotoreS fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Mar 25, 2015

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

ninotoreS posted:

Islam is a disease. A religion of violence and literal inbreeding. It's devolving the Arab and Persian races into mentally handicapped animals.

its funny cuz this is probably how medieval muslism felt about christian

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ninotoreS posted:

Islam is a disease. A religion of murder for its own sake, and literal inbreeding. It's devolving the Arab and Persian races into mentally handicapped animals.

:agreed: but all organized religion,

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

ninotoreS posted:

You know what's hilarious?

Sunnis in Yemen bombing Shi'ite mosques, killing 137 Muslims, and in their 'triumph', you know what they graffiti onto walls and shout in the streets?

"Death to America, Death to Israel"

Gosh, it doesn't seem like there were many Americans and Israelis in those mosques.

Islam is a disease. A religion of violence and literal inbreeding. It's devolving the Arab and Persian races into mentally handicapped animals.


Islam is the light. All racist shitposters will bow before Allah.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Agag posted:

Islam is the light. All racist shitposters will bow before Allah.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

ninotoreS posted:

You know what's hilarious?

Sunnis in Yemen bombing Shi'ite mosques, killing 137 Muslims, and in their 'triumph', you know what they graffiti onto walls and shout in the streets?

"Death to America, Death to Israel"

Gosh, it doesn't seem like there were many Americans and Israelis in those mosques.

Drop the Bomb Exterminate Them All!

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

ninotoreS posted:

You know what's hilarious?

Sunnis in Yemen bombing Shi'ite mosques, killing 137 Muslims, and in their 'triumph', you know what they graffiti onto walls and shout in the streets?

"Death to America, Death to Israel"

Gosh, it doesn't seem like there were many Americans and Israelis in those mosques.

sometimes the mindless desert savage just gotta let off some steam

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

McDowell posted:

Drop the Bomb Exterminate Them All!

Ironically this is probably the only current effective solution to the whole mid-east-instability-due-to-sectarian-genocide thing.

Both sides minds are diseased beyond all repair and the idea that these people would negotiate any sort of peace is hilarious.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

ninotoreS posted:

You know what's hilarious?

Sunnis in Yemen bombing Shi'ite mosques, killing 137 Muslims, and in their 'triumph', you know what they graffiti onto walls and shout in the streets?

"Death to America, Death to Israel"

Gosh, it doesn't seem like there were many Americans and Israelis in those mosques.

Islam is a disease. A religion of violence and literal inbreeding. It's devolving the Arab and Persian races into mentally handicapped animals.

The former dictator of Yemen belonged to a Shiite sect, and post-9/11 was electrocuting Sunni balls for the CIA. It was actually in those prisons that AQAP was formed. I guess some of the Sunnis are still sore about it, and conflate the former dictator, and his close association with the US. with the religious minority to which he belonged.

But your inbreeding theory is... something.


/D&D

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

ninotoreS posted:

You know what's hilarious?

Sunnis in Yemen bombing Shi'ite mosques, killing 137 Muslims, and in their 'triumph', you know what they graffiti onto walls and shout in the streets?

"Death to America, Death to Israel"

Gosh, it doesn't seem like there were many Americans and Israelis in those mosques.

Anarchy is the height of comedy

Maybe they need more drone strikes??

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Chinatown posted:

Ironically this is probably the only current effective solution to the whole mid-east-instability-due-to-sectarian-genocide thing.

Both sides minds are diseased beyond all repair and the idea that these people would negotiate any sort of peace is hilarious.

The untermenschen must be exterminated, there is no alternative. That's just science.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

The Protagonist posted:

sometimes the mindless desert savage just gotta let off some steam

Oh la la! GBS After Dark. :gizz:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Agag posted:

The untermenschen must be exterminated, there is no alternative. That's just science.

at the same time, death to america and israel.

just nuke everyone IMHO

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

You know whats hilarious?

Christians in Constatinople burning and looting the place, and in their "triumph" you know what they graffiti onto walls and shout in the streets?

"Death to Egypt, Death to Saladin"

Gosh it doesnt seem like there were many turks and arabs in those chapels.

Christianism is a disease. A religion of murder for its own sake, and literal inbreeding. It's devolving the European and Greek races into mentally handicapped animals.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
If we wait they'll just do it for us.

And not even all of them, just the really violent strains.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!

babypolis posted:

its funny cuz this is probably how medieval muslism felt about christian

Chinatown posted:

:agreed: but all organized religion,

Yes, but to be fair to Christianity, there's one very important difference between Islam and Christianity that's making a huge difference here in the 21st century.

Unlike Muhammad, Jesus didn't marry his cousin and establish family laws that essentially encourage believers to keep marriages literally in the family.

So 80% of all Muslims marriages are between first-cousins (which is the same genetic distance as mating with a half brother or sister), and this has been going on for 1400 years. As a result, approximately half of the world's Muslim population classifies as inbred, and the average IQ in predominantly Muslim nations is significantly lower than the rest of the world. I read somewhere that Spain, all by itself, published more books than every Muslim nation combined last year.

These people are actually retarded. Throw in a religious book written by a guy who warred most of his adult life, and is it any wonder that violence seems to be their reflexive solution for everything? Say what you will about Christianity, but at least its cultures maintained enough raw intelligence to eventually accept the wisdom of secular government and freedom of religion, et cetera. I'm sure it helped that the average Christian didn't have an IQ of 80.

babypolis posted:

herp derp i miss the point

Yes, very cute. I don't like the Crusades, either. Of course, that was also 800 years ago.

ninotoreS fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Mar 25, 2015

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
its all still dumb and bad and needs to be made fun of continuously, 24 hours a day forever.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

ninotoreS posted:

Yes, but to be fair to Christianity, there's one very important difference between Islam and Christianity that's making a huge difference here in the 21st century.

Unlike Muhammad, Jesus didn't marry his cousin and establish family laws that essentially encourage believers to keep marriages literally in the family.

So 80% of all Muslims marriages are between first-cousins (which is the same genetic distance as mating with a half brother or sister), and this has been going on for 1400 years. As a result, approximately half of the world's Muslim population classifies as inbred, and the average IQ in predominantly Muslim nations is significantly lower than the rest of the world. I read somewhere that Spain, all by itself, published more books than every Muslim nation combined last year.

These people are actually retarded. Throw in a religious book written by a guy who warred most of his adult life, and is it any wonder that violence seems to be their reflexive solution for everything? Say what you will about Christianity, but at least its cultures maintained enough raw intelligence to eventually accept the wisdom of secular government and freedom of religion, et cetera. I'm sure it helped that the average Christian didn't have an IQ of 80.


Yes, very cute. I don't like the Crusades, either. Of course, that was also 800 years ago.

:eyepop:

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

it was a joke you big gay baby. also way to out yourself as a racist piece of poo poo lol

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

consider this you racist baby: every religion still alive today is alive for good reasons. im not saying religion is good, but all of the major ones promote values that are useful to society, such as helping the poor or being productive. your insane ideas about islam being a religion of violence and incest are stupid as gently caress

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

babypolis posted:

every religion still alive today is alive for good reasons.

yeah its called generational cyclical never ending brainwashing

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

Let's all give a poo poo about preacher street shitter closet cases.

Hurr christianity is a religion of passive cowards said a dumpy third world shithole regressive clown dick.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
they should not marry their cousins imo

but wooboy can you imagine how they'd act if you told them that?

babypolis posted:

consider this you racist baby: every religion still alive today is alive for good reasons.

cancer is also still around for good reasons

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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Chinatown posted:

yeah its called generational cyclical never ending brainwashing

yeah but all of them do that. and then the lovely ones that dont promote the right values for stable and properous societies to establish themselves just get crushed by the ones that do

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