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I accomplished an unimaginable feat for the first time today. I sharted my pant. To be fair I was recovering from a 24 hours stomach virus this morning. What was left of my poo was watery brown liquid. I mistakenly assumed with great confidences that I'd have a nice, clean, dry fart which it initially what it was until I sharted. Once the sharting occured, I felt moist contents all over my buttock and underwear. Shocked, bewildered , yet amused, at the notion of the concept of sharting, I dare to say I am somewhat proud of this achievement. This entire short lived experience enlightened my existence as a human being mainly because I've only intentionally shat in my pant once when my anus could no longer sustain the pressure to counteract the sheer pressure of shitmass ( making GBS threads in diaper as a baby do not counts), yet the act of sharting is unintentional and unexpected. It reminded me just how fragile our bodily functions make us to be, allowing myself to gain further insights on humility and humbleness.
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Mar 24, 2015 22:56
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OK Bite me bitch
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Mar 24, 2015 22:58
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Mar 24, 2015 22:58
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Mar 24, 2015 22:59
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If you talk like you write I'm honestly surprised you haven't been strangled to death yet.
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Mar 24, 2015 22:59
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Cool you are one of us now.
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Mar 24, 2015 22:59
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It's a good preparation for when I shart your throat.
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Mar 24, 2015 23:00
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Hobohemian posted:If you talk like you write I'm honestly surprised you haven't been strangled to death yet. M'lady, thy shan't arrive late for thou courtship. *tips fedora*
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Mar 24, 2015 23:03
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I sharted on the op for the... SECOND time in my life 
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Mar 24, 2015 23:05
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Mom jeans or dockers?
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Mar 24, 2015 23:07
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Open up that hinge on your head OP. I've got a gale force gusher of the nice brown & bubbly for your consideration.
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Mar 24, 2015 23:11
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You can tell the OP is some kind of goony basement dwelling shut-in because making GBS threads his pants on a Tuesday afternoon was a mildly amusing occurrence and not a publicly embarrassing inconvenience of the highest order.
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Mar 24, 2015 23:16
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By that, I mean that I'm going to poo poo in your mouth, OP. You can't avoid it.
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Mar 24, 2015 23:16
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Why are you only wearing one pant
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Mar 24, 2015 23:23
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gnarlyhotep posted:Why are you only wearing one pant
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Mar 24, 2015 23:25
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i miss pant-making GBS threads threads
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Mar 24, 2015 23:28
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this is a vintage gbs thread
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Mar 24, 2015 23:29
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Beige posted:i miss pant-making GBS threads threads Take heart, people poo poo their pants everyday, all across the world. Why I have it on good authority nearly 150 people poo poo their pants in the Alps just this morning.
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Mar 24, 2015 23:30
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Hobohemian posted:If you talk like you write I'm honestly surprised you haven't been strangled to death yet.
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Mar 24, 2015 23:31
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Something special happened here tonight. I'm proud to be a part of it.
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Mar 24, 2015 23:32
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youre a man now
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Mar 24, 2015 23:32
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Hingehead posted:yet the act of sharting is unintentional and unexpected. It reminded me just how fragile our bodily functions make us to be, allowing myself to gain further insights on humility and humbleness. 2deep4me
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Mar 24, 2015 23:43
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I sharted at work once. The embarrassment of trying to covertly hide/throw away my lovely underwear was a new low as a grown man
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Mar 24, 2015 23:48
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Well good for you.
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Mar 24, 2015 23:49
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do it again op
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Mar 24, 2015 23:50
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Don't shart whilst going chief. The fabric of your tightie whities does a surprisingly good job at keeping the shart contained.
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Mar 25, 2015 00:16
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Francis Baconator posted:Don't shart whilst going chief. The fabric of your tightie whities does a surprisingly good job at keeping the shart contained. you should be wearing boxer briefs
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Mar 25, 2015 00:18
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goongrats
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Mar 25, 2015 00:18
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Don't stop.......gonna......cum
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Mar 25, 2015 00:20
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Colonelfarva posted:this is a vintage gbs thread ah yes, that was quite an excellent vintage year. 2004, good times. lot of heavy shitfall followed by a nice wheezing period of piss and poo poo. twas a good year. i'm glad we opened this exquisite vintage pantshitting thread over a decade later of being contained and fermeted in the dark cellar of gbs
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Mar 25, 2015 00:25
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One of us, one of us...
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Mar 25, 2015 01:09
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gnarlyhotep posted:Why are you only wearing one pant this is what bothers me the most. Everything else about it adds up
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Mar 25, 2015 01:12
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Look at this idiot wearing pant
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Mar 25, 2015 01:12
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Where's dadgay in all of this?
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Mar 25, 2015 01:13
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hah, okay op. sounds like you're uhhhh loving a thesaurus lmao u sound gay. like a nerd, gently caress you
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Mar 25, 2015 01:14
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Francis Baconator posted:Where's dadgay in all of this?  hes making GBS threads on the toilet
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Mar 25, 2015 01:14
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Xaris posted:ah yes, that was quite an excellent vintage year. 2004, good times. lot of heavy shitfall followed by a nice wheezing period of piss and poo poo. just need our sommelier hakan and we're set
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Just lol if ur not shartibg urself Sorry, but that's how it is
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