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Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


also that the govt is building fema domes in Texas

and that we need to support Israel because the bible tells us so

and that Obama is the literal devil who is actively and maliciously destroying America

and that the world economy is on the verge of collapse any day now

what else is she probably right about that I don't know yet? lol gun control abortion yadda yadda tarnation yippie yay [link to infowars]

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
:firstpost:

The Bible
May 8, 2010

All of it is true.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
let me pray over you, op

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

let me pray over you, op

Thanks I feel saved

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


By the bell

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
how does it feel to be going to hell, OP?

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Low Desert Punk posted:

how does it feel to be going to hell, OP?

see u there :hf:

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
hail satan!

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
ive genuinely never understood why fundies support Israel, home of people who are literally the religion they are now because they don't recognize Christ

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
better your inlaws than your parents

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tell her she's being deceived by Satan because the Israel that exists now was created by the UN and not god's will of rebuilding the Temple first and therefore is not God's true Israel

hth

F hole
May 13, 2008

vaccinations cause autism

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Low Desert Punk posted:

ive genuinely never understood why fundies support Israel, home of people who are literally the religion they are now because they don't recognize Christ

it's because the jews resettling israel is part of the end of days or whatever

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

dad jew. so what

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Whats a FEMA dome?

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Low Desert Punk posted:

ive genuinely never understood why fundies support Israel, home of people who are literally the religion they are now because they don't recognize Christ

Bc the Jews are God’s chosen people duh

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

psyopmonkey posted:

Whats a FEMA dome?

FEMA camps are large scale interment centers meant to house the US population in the event of martial law.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
lol you're married

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


F hole posted:

vaccinations cause autism

Yea well we all knew this already at least that's what I'll say when my child infects half the state with smallpox

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

FEMA camps are large scale interment centers meant to house the US population in the event of martial law.

You actually think the federal government would spend the money and resources to move entire populations?

Thats kinda really dumb.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Horniest Manticore posted:

lol you're married

Seriously. Marriage is loving retarded.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


psyopmonkey posted:

Whats a FEMA dome?

I didn't read the article but here: http://allnewspipeline.com/FEMA_Death_Domes_Pop_Up_Across_Texas.php

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Lol

Ive got nothin'!

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

psyopmonkey posted:

You actually think the federal government would spend the money and resources to move entire populations?

Thats kinda really dumb.

when our international debt is called in or the US dollar fails due to competition or the race war starts or the aliens come and the whole country goes to poo poo we're going to need more than our current prison system to store the population. let me tell you about alex jones...

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
domes seem pretty classy for fema

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
class warfare is real

eat the rich

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

where can I sign up to get some dome

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Blue Train posted:

where can I sign up to get some dome

:cawg:

Blowjob jokes ITT

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

but who cares op.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
In Texas, all FEMA© Domes are installed with retractable roofs and regulation sized American football fields

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


LeoMarr posted:

but who cares op.

you cared enough to post. Thanks for your support son

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

yea I know she's always screaming his name while I plow her and your wife

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Blue Train posted:

yea I know she's always screaming his name while I plow her and your wife

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Does anyone in GBS actually believe in god anymore?

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
thats cool


hey anyone else notice that jon stewart seems to just be "phoning it in"? its actually pretty funny.

did something happen between him and comedy central, or is he just burned out?

i think he might be burned out. mo rocca interviewed him not too long ago, and he seemed burned out.

i don't know.

what do you think, op?

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


GBS: God Based forumS

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

psyopmonkey posted:

Does anyone in GBS actually believe in god anymore?

we all converted to islam

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Unhinged Vulcan posted:

thats cool


hey anyone else notice that jon stewart seems to just be "phoning it in"? its actually pretty funny.

did something happen between him and comedy central, or is he just burned out?

i think he might be burned out. mo rocca interviewed him not too long ago, and he seemed burned out.

i don't know.

what do you think, op?

I don't know everything

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Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

psyopmonkey posted:

Does anyone in GBS actually believe in god anymore?

i think apathy set it with our old age. and its like, "eh".

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